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nyara
about 2 hours ago
The fact that this isn’t even satire..
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Andrea Devon
about 4 hours ago
War does not change the facts. Resignations happened. The Epstein files still demand accountability. ⚖️❗
#SheShed
#Voices4Victory
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Phil Plait
about 2 hours ago
Compare AOC's statement to Schumer's. We desperately need to push out those ancient ineffectual Dems in charge.
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Beyah Blaque 💫
about 6 hours ago
I AM TIED
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Missing The Point
about 16 hours ago
“Maybe we shouldn’t let computers kill people.”
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Sylvia at Tono Latino
about 16 hours ago
Federal law says you MUST carry your immigration documents at all times. So what happens when ICE takes them and won't give them back? You're trapped. Legally required to carry papers that the government is holding hostage. This is happening right now in Minnesota, and it's spreading.
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Mark Copelovitch
about 18 hours ago
Once again, in actual democracies, people do not need to engage in permanent litigation & political mobilization to retain the basic right to vote, because none of the major political parties make restricting suffrage the central pillar of their policy platform. We also don't have to live like this.
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Mike Masnick
about 17 hours ago
You know, I kinda preferred US gov't AI policy when it wasn't a soap opera.
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Stella Sacco
about 1 month ago
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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J. L. Westover
23 days ago
who wants pizza?
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Frog and Toad Bot
26 days ago
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
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DREW WISE
over 1 year ago
UNOWN COOL S
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Adam Rifkin 🐼
4 days ago
“The woman who directly named Trump in her abuse allegation claimed that around 1983 when she was around 13 years old, Epstein introduced her to Trump… FBI interviewed this Trump and Epstein accuser four times… Only the first…is in the public database [and it] does not mention Trump.”
@stphnfwlr.com
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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🧿
about 21 hours ago
No One Should Starve For Being Born Here
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Robert Reich
2 days ago
The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/business/warner-bros-discovery-paramount-deal-netflix.html
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Christopher Wiggins
2 days ago
NEWS: The cruelty here is gobsmacking.
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Kansas immediately revokes transgender residents’ driver’s licenses
The Kansas Division of Vehicles sent a letter to affected people on Monday.
https://www.advocate.com/politics/states/kansas-revokes-transgender-drivers-licenses
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The Tennessee Holler
2 days ago
NEW YORK — “growing outrage” after a nearly blind refugee father dropped off by border patrol and left to find his way home in the cold was found dead
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Prem Thakker ツ
2 days ago
Wow. Ellie Aghayeva — the Columbia student detained by ICE this morning — has been released and posted this on her Instagram. Comes after NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani expressed his concern on the arrest to Trump in a meeting just earlier.
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shauna
2 days ago
the guys can keep their cold burgers at the white house, this will be the REAL fukkin party
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Masterpiece of Turkey Cleverness
2 days ago
Welp. Seems like it's a good day to highlight trans books. I'll do this off and on all day, no idea how long the thread will eventually be. And if you need any trans book recommendations, post in here and I'll point you toward people who might know if I don't since I mostly do romantasy.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link
3 days ago
We don't accept sorry we demand seppuku
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Bill Gates admits to affairs, apologizes for Epstein relationship, WSJ reports
Bill Gates 'took responsibility' over ties to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein in a meeting with employees of the Gates Foundation.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/02/25/bill-gates-affairs-russian-women-epstein-relationship/88859194007/
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
3 days ago
BAFTA and BBC really are emerging as the villains in this, aren't they.
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Lakeshore Drive Slut
3 days ago
i think this is the year folks
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Brendel
4 days ago
This is a very very very obvious point to make but shops and movie rental places and record stores are all more fun than buying things online
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🪄🛸 Showbiz Sid Oozeley 🪄🛸
4 days ago
help out Juniper if you can she is pretty and nice and takes good care of all the children
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
4 days ago
Trump: “It was July 4th of last year, when flood waters tore through a girl’s summer camp in Central Texas. One of the worse things I’ve ever seen. I was there.” Fact check: Trump was not there. He was throwing a party on the White House South Lawn while children were missing in Texas.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen
4 days ago
Trump stole $1,700 from the average American family with his illegal tariff tax. It’s been 30 minutes. He hasn’t once mentioned how he is going to pay back your hard-earned money.
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Congresswoman Madeleine Dean
4 days ago
The President isn't making healthcare more affordable — he's making Americans sicker. Because he allowed the ACA tax credits to expire, 85K Pennsylvanians have been forced to drop their coverage.
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Shoe+
4 days ago
Norway once again the model for the world
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Doc Revan
4 days ago
Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing
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Surviving This Hellscape
4 days ago
50,259 out of 68,289—or 73.6% held in ICE detention have no criminal conviction according to data current as of February 7, 2026. Many of those convicted committed only minor offenses, including traffic violations.
#TrumpsStateOfDelusion
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Jordan Uhl
4 days ago
Shortly before this, Rep. Green help up a sign that read "Black People Aren't Apes"
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
4 days ago
So all he did was hold a sign? He wasn't screaming or interrupting? Because it really looks bad to snatch a "Black people aren't apes!" sign out of the hands of an elderly man who was forced to drink from "Colored" water fountains. You're gonna be in textbooks 30 years from now, buddy.
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Catherine Rampell
4 days ago
tapping the sign
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘
4 days ago
Why can't news sources just call it what it was THE POLICE ATTACKED CHILDREN‼️
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Jordan Green
4 days ago
MAGA Rep rips Dem's sign saying 'Black people aren't apes' at State of the Union
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MAGA Rep rips Dem's sign saying 'Black people aren't apes' at State of the Union
Majority Leader of the House Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA) ripped a sign from Rep. Al Green (D-TX) that said "Black people aren't apes" just before President Donald Trump delivered his State of the Union ...
https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-al-green/
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Sascha Stronach🏳️⚧️, The Sunforge out now
4 days ago
NYPD officers also had their shoelaces tied together, their pants pulled down revealing boxers with hearts on them, and one was seriously injured when he attempted to run through a tunnel which a vicious criminal appeared to have painted on a wall
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Justin Wolfers
4 days ago
When I heard this, I drafted a skeet about it, then thought "naaah, there's no way his speechwriters would allow him to contradict himself within one sentence." But they really and truly did.
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The Toronto Ben Jays 🇨🇦⚾️
4 days ago
Richmond County’s own Nicole Malliotakis giving off the same energy as one of the white people protesting southern school integration in photos from the 50s
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Gaz
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Oliver Willis
4 days ago
This is why you do stunts. This is why you do stunts. This is why you do stunts.
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Phil Lewis
4 days ago
Rep. Al Green was holding a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes" at the
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Valiant | pre-order BOOM Goes the Bride
5 days ago
I know regulation is dead and everyone is like "but my stonks" but i think if you tell the average person about this shit their eyes will fly out of their skulls. 18.15 times as deadly as a pinto. A literal joke we grew up making to suggest a car was deadly. Gonna have to update our jokes
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Andrea Grimes
5 days ago
MAGA fuckos are def backing this bill but this is a key moment in which it's incredibly important to know that MAGA GOP did not originate this bill or its idea. Abortion criminalization is a priority for the abortion "abolitionist" lobby; they write model bills and shill them to GOP lawmakers.
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Matthew Blanchette
5 days ago
HEATED RIVALRY
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Taniel
5 days ago
Remember it's Election Day tomorrow. Democrats are defending important state House seats in Maine and Pennsylvania — in both cases, in chambers where their margins are as close as it gets, and they can't afford to lose either seat. Details in here:
boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...
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The 20 Elections to Watch This February - Bolts
Democrats hold the narrowest of majorities in Maine and Pennsylvania’s state Houses. They now need to defend vacant seats to retain their edge in each through the end of the... Read More
https://boltsmag.org/whats-on-the-ballot/february-2026-elections-guide/
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ApocalypticaNow
5 days ago
"Fun fact" is shitposter for "memento mori"
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘
6 days ago
She most likely was a trial run to see if anyone noticed‼️ Meanwhile, Trump is writing himself checks for billions‼️
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WatchYourRepsSC
6 days ago
LOVE THIS!!!! Way to go NJ!
@schousedems.bsky.social
take note as we navigate through the coming of ICE to downtown Columbia, SC.
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