Also you can’t “tolerate” people you love you just love them hope this helps 💖

I cried so hard what do you mean it’s over already

and the angel said unto them, girl fear not: for, behold, I bring you femme tidings of great gag, which shall slay to all people

I CANT WAAAAAIT TILLLLL I GET HOME SO YOU CAN TEAR THAT CHERRY OUT

genuinely why are so many game studios seeing the larian situation and the absurd amounts of negative backlash and going “now is definitely a good time for us to say we also use gen ai like this” instead of shutting up and quietly discontinuing use and hoping no one ever finds out

“But not like i love you”

They kinda clocked me with that last point

If a man goes cold on me I have no issue reenacting this scene and I wouldn’t be doing an impersonation

the national hockey league right now

looking camp right in the eye

Reading my students’ final essays and getting emotional, ugh I’m gonna miss some of these dorks

a foundational text on postmodern meta-fiction

I can’t stop talking about Heated Rivalry with every single person who approaches my vicinity

epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this there are other, better franchises - let this one go

hudson williams it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you

Hyperfixated on Heated Rivalry now, just finished the book and why am I crying

Turns out my intuition is right yet again, I need to start trusting her more

Locked in for gay hockey

I already nutted guys please stop putting dick and ass on my tl I don't care rn

Wow I was drowning in existential nihilism and the overwhelming sense of isolation in the inevitable collapse of civil society but then I remembered that I am deeply loved for the person I am and that I’m working at a job I’m passionate about where I’m lucky enough to get to help people every day

Curious if any men.com story editors made it into the writers room for heated rivalry

have felt compelled to cry all day but cannot even force myself to

he’s hitting the fuck out of those notes

I’ve always spent most of my free time playing video games. Some of these stats are a little wonky but one thing is for sure: the chokehold those naruto games had on me was fierce

Dick from a man who’s only in the area because he’s visiting for the holidays >

2 hours until she wakes

My friend just sent me this t-shirt design and I need it so much.

And it literally deserves to win them all btw

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

I’m so tired of politicians from mega millionaire families, I’m so over establishment Democrats, I’m so over billionaire celebrities (yes that includes Taylor and Beyoncé), I’m so over Israel, I’m so over tech bros. I’m so UGGGHHHHH like FUCK.

Cinema

The whiplash I regularly experience grading my best student and my most difficult student back to back because their last names are next to each other alphabetically

Staring at the stack of essays I still have to grade

I hope life begins to feel like this again soon

You trying to impress Blair Witch trade

Anyway time to go nonverbal in the corner

need

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Everybody is a mental health advocate until someone actually has a mental health crisis (inevitably tied to or exacerbated by how difficult it is make ends meet and not be oppressed/exploited in this country)

watched the original run of Neon Genesis

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

PUT DOWN THE LIP FILLER!

mathematics after calculus:

every day i’m closer to finally taking a rock and smashing my phone

It’s Halloweeeeen! 🎃🧡

My ex from when I was 19 (for context, I’m 28) just hit me up trying to blindfold me and make me sniff his armpits…so aside from me turning him down expeditiously, the moral of the story is they always come back and it’s because you’re hot