When gay people die their brain releases a chemical that allows them to experience the filming of the Mamma Mia! movie and subsequent wrap party

Going to Evil Dead Burn to self soothe

Hello! I am going to cry :)

I’m not even spending money HOW am I spending money

What if I said there’s always one person you want more in the threesome

The only other person on The Apps™️ in my office building is a twink with a bio saying “if you’re going to message me in Spanish don’t message me” Sí pendejo

Excuse me can you stop shitting? I use this bathroom to cry

Prepping for a touch base with my boss aka suiting up for battle

I’d like to go a year of my adult life without wanting to jump out a window when a new specific man doesn’t give me enough attention

Finished folding and putting away my laundry and picked up what I thought was lint but was actually a MOUSE???

Hey look at us @coachjerry.dad

This pic of Luigi with big naturals is stirring things in me and I’m not sure what to do with that frankly

I’m sorry I keep complaining about this but work is incredibly stressful and my ADHD meds are still on back order and I KNOW I’m not doing my best work or getting enough done, and it’s genuinely bumming me out to be in such a fog all the time for the past month

“Suspected”

Horny and being very brave about it

Manic pixie dream bear but it’s just the manic part

Are the ndas binding after he’s dead

Lindsay Graham never got to experience the freedom and community of being an out gay man, with chosen family ready to love him no matter sexual identity or gender And I love that lol die alone you traitorous piece of shit

I forgot libraries had physical media because of Kanopy. I now have 6 DVDs on hold

Good morning everyone

@paramountplus.com you’re a dirty bitch fix your app

The reason Millie Bobby Brown is funny to me is because she’s as intelligent, kind, and down-to-earth as someone born to wealth could possibly be

Spent the morning putting on one piece of clothing per hour just one sock left

Is lil bro the top or bottom

Hello, Franco? I’m on the 7:15. I need your Italiano body, and an arm protecting me (HA)…Franco? All the thought through didn’t function, I’ve given up on modern love I’ll be the girl you wanted 😩

Would you guys be cool if I took a nap and didn’t live life to the fullest for like 30-60 mins

Mom took a candid photo of my side profile so now I’m walking around like this

Spending my long drive listening to Confessions on a Dance Floor I and II>>>

Richard Dreyfuss in Jaws 🫦

I can kinda tell when you’re from Wisconsin no shade

My adderall has been on back order for weeks and I’ve been walking around like a zombie

EVERYBODY GET UP AND DANCE

Danceteria is a DEFINING pop music moment

Idk how to say this other than I’d rather look at Chris Damned on Instagram than Onlyfans, and many such cases

I found you on bateworld Venmo me $60

Can I come over and pet someone’s dog

Waiting for the werwulf trailer to come to me

Wait yall care about soccer? I thought we all had an aversion to if after being called the f slur by the hot-yet-effeminate high school soccer captain which hurt deeper because he was nice to us during AP bio and we saw him reading Vonnegut in the library Like I thought we were all on the same page

Skinny jeans, but jorts………….don’t do that

My boss recommended a book on brand development to me today and then told me I could just tell Claude to summarize its main points instead of reading it truly Gen X was fucking WAITING for the day they could make computers think for them

imagine the lies they tell each other

Reminder to cancel your NYT subscription. This paper hasn’t been for the people in a few years now. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/30/o...

Marina really kinda ruined it for everyone when she cut “and the Diamonds” like she just wasn’t as fun anymore

New worst way to say “sent an email” just dropped

I’ve decided to be balled up on the floor of my bathroom. I live here now

The supergirl movie made a huge scripting error way early on in that Americans don’t want to see a dog in any kind of danger

The thing is I DO want to read modelland by Tyra Banks but I can’t pay for it

You guys are starting to look old. Not me tho

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours? Once a cosmetics company, now a: -Costume Rental Shop -Haunted House -Furniture Store -Mattress Store -Fitness Center -Volleyball Clinic

I loooove when a hyper masc bear opens his mouth and a purse falls out. You little masc4masc liar. Under all that beard you’re just like the rest of us!!