I can be worse and maybe I will be

-2 but then you talk to me and my personality ruins it

Hey I got existential dread during my workout why hasn’t science invented heaven just in case there isn’t one?

Boss (director of e-commerce) asked us “how are you guys going to handle holiday coverage?” You’re the director how are YOU gonna handle holiday coverage??? I’m gonna be cozy wozy watching documentaries with my siblings

Things we should’ve had by 2025: -Flying cars -Cures for most cancers -Infrastructure in the Middle East -Nude Pics of Tom Daley -High speed railways

What Halloween candy did you buy?

Boss asked if I had used chatGPT to come up with the names I pitched for a new product

Had the embarrassing breakthrough that it takes a community and not one person on a pedestal to make you feel alive and I’m mad it took me so long to learn that

Can people stop making sora videos so archivists don’t have to wade through slop to find legitimate things that happened in history and media?

Do you ever run into people that have baggage and make it part of their identity? A guy told me “love always falls apart and you look embarrassing in the process.” And when I replied that’s quite cynical he said “trust me, I’ve earned it.” Like…you are soooo corny. Address this with your therapist

“Hi, this is DoorDash connecting you to your Dasher for updates about your order.”

Chicago suburb kids were girls together idk what to tell you we’ve been in the same war

The Format is back and they’re touring and releasing a new album called Boycott Heaven??? WE’RE SO FUCKIN’ BACK spotify.link/NI8LfJnowXb

I love being a millennial cusp I identify with most 90s cultural moments but I don’t remember a lick of 9/11

Desperateeee to have a politician fall and shatter into pieces

Hey idk who needs to tell you this but Freon is not $500 it is $70 and you can refill it yourself and if they tell you you can’t they are lying

I just can’t believe there are people not watching real housewives of Salt Lake City

I am getting jets pizza and if you want to stop me you’re gonna have to FUCKING. KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why the fuck do people talk in the bathroom shut the fuck up

Why is turn off the light volume 1 so much better than turn off the light volume 2 miss Petras hmmm??? And why is 2 played FIRST

“I want someone who takes care of themselves” doesn’t ring true when you’re taking party drugs every weekend girly just say no fats like you want to

I had a friend in high school who was soooo fag hag that she pulled a straight kid aside for posting a ukulele cover of Born This Way because it “wasn’t for him” we really just made shit up to be mad about

Please stop making my mouse disappear in the text box please please please

Why is Sleepy Hollow on everyone’s Halloween playlist this year this film was NOT this popular last year

Wait to beat Hades I have to beat it ten times???

When I visit St. Louis and someone suggests IMO’s pizza

I had a sandwich with hot iceberg lettuce :( send your prayers please. Even if you’re not spiritual; any bit helps :/

Role model does country music? Wtf why do we care

That’s so True by Gracie Abrams into Good Luck Babe by Chappell Roan iktfr

These new Silent Hill f grudge girls are posing CUNTYY

They are all gay!

Why the fuck do the Dragula girls shit on Sigourney for breathing

I can feel myself rot

I just saw a girl with ranch on her hot dog in Wrigley anyone telling you Chicago is too hard on ketchup is clout chasing

I do not dream of labor

I’ve literally never wanted to go to happy hour with coworkers

I’ve seen Andy Cohen in flip flops too often

Does anyone in Chicago have access to beta blockers?

My boss signed me up for a networking event and I am shitting bricks. For context, I take 20-minute bathroom breaks at my own friends’ parties

@god could I have one more hour

I’ve had so many exchanges this week with stupid or mentally ill people that made me into this meme

I don’t WANT to use GPTs at work!!! Please!!!

Got a gym in before bed!!

I love going to bed without feeling horny!!!!

Sorry sorry last Taylor slander but HOW did Max Martin produce Brighter Days Ahead and then look at The Life of a Showgirl and be like yeah that works

Listen I’m not begging for the ice age here but it’s fucking fall why can’t I have a light breeze god DAMN

Can we do a reaction pic thread? Let's get each other's meme albums up

Trim your neck trim your neck trim your NECK

If this is real I don’t want to hear anything about her ever again lol

I live in Chicago but I have a Los Angeles commute