We are doing ringer tees, jersey, and mesh this summer. High-waisted jeans. White shoes.

Embarrassing night!

Me trying to get into a group chat

Personal brands are over. You have to be your own person now and hope that’s enough

Yall ever clean out just to get things moving

I wish Grindr and scruff didn’t show you who looked at your profile. Like that’s no indication of attraction or interest! It’s just something we all kinda spin out about

in what together

When you guys talk about peptides are you talking about ozempic or something else I should get for workouts?

Does anyone have any tips for a cut diet?

“There’s an 85% chance a gay guy oomf is from Chicago” What do you want us to do about that? You chose Pennsylvania

Please stay on the GOD DAMN BOAT

I like the song Too Little Too Late by Jojo more than some of my dearest friends

If that cruise ship docks before mandatory quarantine is over…

Anti-nap people are capitalist pigs

To whoever stole my cpap supply refills I hope you need it

Every day there is a new dancing baseball team, all of them heterosexual

Heidi girl you could at least be a pretty statue it ain’t halloween

Hey the nude I sent u was really vulnerable and brave of me could u please respond

Happy May the 4th nothing political or cultural has felt right since Rise of Skywalker came out

Last year I went to a dinner party thrown by a new gay friend and I was really excited to become friends and then I pet his dog and ask its name and he said Reagan “based off his favorite president”. It was then that I discovered I was at a GAY REPUBLICAN DINNER PARTY

Gushers feel illegal somehow

I’ve been not listening and just taking educated guesses at some conversations at this party. My responses have ranged from “oof! Wowww” or “oh I love that” and I haven’t been wrong yet but it’s coming

Hokum fucking rocks btw boxd.it/ed7iY7

Oh I gotta 15 favorite TV shows off the top of my head Power Rangers Buffy the Vampire Slayer Veronica Mars Dead Like Me The Simpsons American Dad Steven Universe Station 11 RuPaul’s Drag Race Top Chef The Real Housewives Hacks Pen15 Search Party The Other Two

Gonna say it some of you look bad with bald fades and you should stop

Work assembled an ai task force, announced a hiring freeze, and gave me a bonus all in the same day

Noodles and Beef were gainer-bear BDSM content creators and Noodles made Beef inject his balls with so much saline that they exploded and the saline got in his bloodstream and he died. Then Noodles drained his bank account and now Beef’s family is suing him even though they had a Dom/sub contract

Have you guys heard of noodles and beef

The baldest person you know is also the kinkiest

I love what Madonna did for gays but every single song since Hung Up has been a hollow mess

Do any of you pay for nudes

They just keep getting worse

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

I know Olivia Dean has only been big for about a year and a half or so but I’m still perplexed there isn’t a Nancy Meyers movie based on her music

Happy push day fellas

What’s with people mean mugging in their new LinkedIn headshots????

Is there a job where I can just kinda chill

Ariana announcing a new album via a reel with no sound ooooh ponytail when I catch you—

Need to drive to work but instead laying on my bed shirt no pants like Winnie the Pooh

Someone thought I was their personal trainer from Lifetime you guys can’t tell me shit for the next hour or so

You’re telling me ANOTHER shooter tried to get him and they missed aGAIN???

Could you guys stop being vaguely panicked and tell me what’s going on

I’m sorry I just can’t imagine a new mom looking at her beautiful baby boy and naming him Craig

It’s grease lightning but as like an insult

Atlantis should have a poop cruise incident wouldn’t that be fun

Great day today

Just because you’re reclaiming fat as a hot and sexy compliment for bears doesn’t mean your target audience is be mindful of the words you use

Padma’s new cooking competition ain’t hitting tbh

The silent of the lamb

My place of employment is forcing us to adopt generative AI and I really did not think I’d have to be a gatekeeper to original creations and I’m a little overwhelmed