I’m ill.

This could cure me 🥹

I needed this. Last night the full moon patients were off their rockers.

Quiero mas leche

Hidden Place by Björk

holiday spirit

When you have to start doing chest compressions on your critical patient and you forget that you still have a zyn in your mouth and you get so lightheaded 🥴

I wanna sniff your butt.

good morning bush

Ugh I ❤️winter skies

Found out my shorts now have a penis hole and that’s cute.

brr

Don’t use a mandolin in a hurry after drinking a bottle of syrah.

Happy Hump Day!

Oh.

glitterati ✨

absinthe

Cindy! My peepee’s leaking!

What am I doing with the facial hair this week—mustache, stache with stubble, short trimmed beard, clean shave, or keep it?

Holiday food going straight to my butt and balls

my balls have never been as popular

Après skeet

Each year I hope I’ll finally get my Gossip Girl NY Thanksgiving.

crunchy

I need a habibi

Did not expect to ever see Mamdani goon face, and… okay fuck 🥵

I want romance

my stupid fat legs

This week marks a year since I’ve corresponded with my 5’7” Tejano engineer ex 🥰.

L’amour

oh so flowers up the butt is classic #jardindelasdelicias

sunny

I’m so tired of politicians from mega millionaire families, I’m so over establishment Democrats, I’m so over billionaire celebrities (yes that includes Taylor and Beyoncé), I’m so over Israel, I’m so over tech bros. I’m so UGGGHHHHH like FUCK.

I miss my Persian fling from summer 2023 🥹

2008 selfie captured on my macbook in my VERY humanities college dorm room

Frankenstein viewing party tonight 🩸 Come through Victorian histrionics in Gothic interiors 🍷

balls on the wall

what if I just…

🥴

I like to LOUNGE

Me and my boyfriend are going to take the power of the gods for ourselves.

chubbin’ out on the lawn

🚀

Considering having a burly curly autumn

He always dumps the best loads when he comes over.

🤴🏻💦✨

I love the word “wonky” sfm

PlantCon Dallas this weekend

I just think that men with big asses