Weekend excursion to Roku City!

High af watching Ken Russell’s Altered States (1980) right now.

Snapchat clocking my gay ass

On another note this is a great year for tv (personally). We’ve had Industry, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, DTF: St. Louis... Now we’ve got Hacks and The Comeback. Later there’s House of the Dragon and Rings of Power, like damn.

So weird having my schizoaffective alt right uncle in the ER last night. Then it turned into two uncles, three aunts, and my parents… All out in the waiting room. Like this was not the family reunion I needed 😭

I want a flip phone. Snapping my phone shut with one hand to end your call. They were so zesty 😏

I love it when y’all love my videos.

one of the best feelings

sunny and funky

The gays are figuring categorically filmic things out cinematically

I have too much basil in the garden and I already made pesto twice this week. Tell me what to do 🍃😔

I already miss Industry so much and want at least 5 more seasons.

It’s hard being in love with 500 people.

Goals

Okay finally watching Marty Supreme.

I need horny help

Blood, sweat, and tears.

Should I get out of this bed?

Squash, tomato, cucumber, and pepper plants starting to produce fruit outside in the backyard. 🥹 I’m so happy.

Name your fav film from the year you were born. Except that I’m giving you two.

Le Mepris (1963). “ ‘[T]he absence of the gods,’ which reflects, as in a mirror, Godard’s opinion on modern society: that nowadays gods are substituted by idols, mere mortals that conventions make near divine” (Donati, 2009.)

but also I really love all these plants and bushes

I love Archie 🐕‍🦺

I’m dropped fruit 🍑

I wish my tongue was longer…

Haven’t been able to upload a video on this app for over a month now 😔

Just a couple cute 5 year challenges from IG

I love growing things

Feeling so hairy and cozy

Officially TNCC trauma nurse certified

I’m size 13 btw for no reason

Taking a blind handful of pistachios is so dangerous, because wtf is this rotten bitter taste of death?! Whole mouthfull going in the trash 🙅🏻‍♂️

Grasshopper legs are specialized appendages designed for powerful jumping and sound production.

take me back

Wow Montezuma's Revenge is so real.

I love CDMX

Cuauhtémoc – Roma Norte

CDMX mañana 🥵

Someone’s a musky husky this morning

That THX sound is so powerful. Can I get it as a ring tone? It could save me.

I’m leaving for CDMX this Saturday and I’m so happy about it 🥰

Dylan just pulled up in his Lexus to give me my Taco Bell 🔥

I had a patient in the ER last night who came in to my room and said, “man, pull my pants down and look at my penis!” His penis was swollen to like 12–13 inches in circumference and…

I like génépy, but I long for chartreuse.

my balls feel so good right now

curio

Not so nonchalant about it

Pasolini yard boy

Throwback to when I found a cute little frog