Taking a blind handful of pistachios is so dangerous, because wtf is this rotten bitter taste of death?! Whole mouthfull going in the trash 🙅🏻‍♂️

Grasshopper legs are specialized appendages designed for powerful jumping and sound production.

take me back

Wow Montezuma's Revenge is so real.

I love CDMX

Cuauhtémoc – Roma Norte

CDMX mañana 🥵

Someone’s a musky husky this morning

That THX sound is so powerful. Can I get it as a ring tone? It could save me.

I’m leaving for CDMX this Saturday and I’m so happy about it 🥰

Dylan just pulled up in his Lexus to give me my Taco Bell 🔥

I had a patient in the ER last night who came in to my room and said, “man, pull my pants down and look at my penis!” His penis was swollen to like 12–13 inches in circumference and…

I like génépy, but I long for chartreuse.

my balls feel so good right now

curio

Not so nonchalant about it

Pasolini yard boy

Throwback to when I found a cute little frog

Valentine’s 2025>Valentine’s 2026 if you couldn’t tell from my reposts 🥹

my happy place 🥰

My Philly Valentine was so perfect ❤️

i think chu gonna dai in this…house

Annual viewing of Picnic at Hanging Rock commencing now.

I stg they’ve changed the formula for Burberry London at some point since I last bought it 10 years ago.

A.G. Cook’s The Moment score giving me the beats to stomp to like 😤😍😎

I love my potions

like 💦

Currently working on a Best Music Videos list, but also a Best Movie Trailers list (which is sooooo important to me—y’all have no idea).

Warmer days

I want my summer to be wet

Hi there 😏

He always dumps the best loads when he comes over.

pink

marooned

knuck if you buck

I often wish I had her powers and access to White House and ICE briefings. Just a cute little fantasy of mine.

indie sleaze cocktail party moment

I need horny help

My days grow long and horny. The hour is late. I need my ass ate.

New Order playing in the opening scene to the season premier of Industry. YES. 🥰

Constantly torn between wanting to nurture or impede my curls. Should I keep my hair short with full beard or let the curls go a bit crazy again?

My powers have regenerated. Thank U, Elderberry. Thank U, India. Thank you, Emergen-C. Thank U, Zinc. Thank U, Mucinex DM. Thank U, ginger-turmeric cold pressed shots. Thank U, Advil. Thank U, Tylenol.

“Wasian” is so hot and topical right now, but we literally had Will Sharpe 3 years ago, like hello?

I’m ill.

This could cure me 🥹

I needed this. Last night the full moon patients were off their rockers.

Quiero mas leche

Hidden Place by Björk

holiday spirit