There is nobody I have met online that has more of my heart than Kyle

It’s vital you floss in the new year. Don’t carry plaque with you that’s gross

2025 was a year of release and realizing purpose. Now that I am drunk off 3 martinis it’s important that you all know should you be lacking purpose, find it immediately for it will make the quotidien special, vital, and invigorating

Setting sail into the new year 🌊⚓️

Progress!!

Pleeeease Costco chocolate babka, save me Costco chocolate babka

Fuck ohio

me, @whalefall.bsky.social, and @mitchellvania.bsky.social during February

In the hellish in between of snapping back my sleep, diet, and exercise after a month of work stress, being sick, and eating trash

English people might have a lot of fucked up food but they were so right for beans with breakfast

After working an 8 day stretch, then driving across the state for xmas, i was finally back in my own bed and slept for 10 hours last night

Filled with christmas cookies, cheese, and grappa

It’s mf noushiemas time!!

Merry christmaaaas I will not be leaving my parents’ couch today

My books this year 🦭💕

Finished both my book and audiobook today, locking in two more for my eoty count

KIPPPPPPPPP TOO WE ATE THIS WEEK

“But not like i love you”

Okk!!!

Anyone else on fable? Lmk!

On track to end year with 18 book read and finished! Leveraging audiobook format is helping me read more nonfiction too for once

Top four pics of 2025: -Cowboy Carter Tour -Polaroid from friend’s wedding in RI -Swimming in a lagoon in the Philippines -Best mirror selfie 2025

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We’ve had snow every single day of december so far, ive never seen anything like this This is the first time in my 6 years in west michigan seeing it like this…. Detroit did not prepare me

It’s mf bedtime!! A few months ago we got anoush a cozy lil pocket bed and she’s my little cutie sweetie puppy pocket

It didnt work

One more sleep being ill…. No more tomorrow….

Used my evening to finish up the last book ill probably finish this year (not counting my current audiobook) but now im empty

Favorite ice type 🦭

When the god of fruits abandons u, you may have to resort to darker entities (the nyquil demon) But bitch it worked

Feel worse today, fruit angels you have turned your back on me

HEALING POWER OF VITAMIN C, I DRAW YOU FORTH FROM YOUR SLEEPING VESSELS OF ORANGE AND BLUEBERRY FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS FRUITY, I BESEECH YOU, HEAL MEEEE

Feeling the whisper, the gentle breath of a cold Ill portents, i pbserve u and beg mercy

Winter is here…. That means its time to get more tattoos

At mom (an armenian woman who loves animal print) and dad(a man who lives to serve his wife)’s house

Truly reminded me of my last relationship before kristoffer…. Tough to date closeted doctors OR hockey players

Finally watching the descent

The power i feel on my peloton when lay all your love on me is on the class playlist

I just don’t believe your job is real if you can do nothing for the entire month of December

Bsky said “do more”

Switched to apple music halfway through the year but i feel this top 4 is accurate

Chopped

Drobe past @watermelectrode.bsky.social’s house today

32 hehe

Hard to hear this come on shuffle and not get f*ggy about it music.apple.com/us/album/a-d...

Thanks lake michigan

There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI