Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

アルクちゃん

Gwonam Enemy Files! Sometimes the floor gets angry and starts attacking! When that happens, hide in a corner and start praying!

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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

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dudes rock

TCRF is the funniest website of all time if you know where to look

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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

A ban on a constitutional right we already have in exchange for more money to the people literally terrorizing and killing us… Am I having a stroke?

i was playing a hanchan the other night and was struck by divine inspiration 🀄

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Geoff Keighley. His taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the most complex forms of game design, most of his recommendations will go over a typical gamer's head.

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Making sure this convo in the replies is archived for future generations

Castlevania 64

MII IS WOKE

Stop da fuckin match this guy’s updatin da fuckin supercombo wiki

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name. POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

why is my first thought hearing this voice

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

every time i remember that i have this fucking app my brain becomes a little less functional than it was prior

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we as a society need to remember that celebrities doing dumb shit in january means they're in a super bowl commercial

highguard gameplay loop explained

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"i was a fan of spognebob,until i saw a weird episodie,it is called ’evil spognebob’"

“I was looking on eBay for the game Rhythm Heaven Fever, known over here in Britain as Beat the Beat: Rhythm Paradise, a mouthful of a name that I stubbornly refuse to address the game by.”

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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

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Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

Bovino out is a great indicator. It’s a great start. But none of us can be appeased right now. It’s still abolish ICE. It’s still prosecute these fascists. It’s still destroy the whole apparatus that has been terrorizing and disappearing and murdering our neighbors.

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