do you think if I painted some nitro crates orange it would work

let me be clear i am fully a transgender supporter. long as they bring me the crystals i don't care what you are, just bring them to me

i need more sleep i swear i saw crash outside with some huge fucking eyebrows doing that disgusting dance but when i looked again he was gone. did i make a fucking cryptid, am i cursed for my hubris

don't actually name a lot of my creations, got a friend N. amer who does that for me. great guy and doesn't start shit unlike a certain potion making asshole or time travelling dipshit

I let pinstripe give his goons guns and grenades and he still can't kill crash? hes literally a dopey bastard that can't run fast or even jump that high. he just spins

sometimes i'll push one of the helpers out the window to hear them scream, just to feel something

Crunch keeps breaking holes in my walls and stealing the protein bars from the fridge. now tiny is gonna be upset and im gonna have to spend the day making sure he doesn't make more holes in my walls. whole castle is falling apart i swear

Told my minions to place one box just offscreen around a corner. They're gonna be sooo mad

Oh hey haha yeah we're chill it's not like you took my job and then kicked me out and teamed up with a living egg and still lose to the orange fuck

At the evil guys meeting with all the other n scientists and we have n gin with a whiteboard writing "missiles = pile of soot with some eyes" on it. Like do you not think we haven't tried that already

I bet dr wily feels like a right fucking moron giving megaman a gun. Thats why i made my rival dumb as shit

actually when he summoned us all why didn't we just jump the fucker. he can't take all of us. aren't we fucking evil like what are we doing here

if uka uka really was my friend he wouldn't be forcing me to play pogo panic for the 5th time to prove he's better i just want to go to bed

WHY DOES HE HAVE A BAZOOKA like i've literally never see him use that thing. is that what he does when not fighting me??? jesus christ

sending the komodo brothers to his house the fucker won't see it coming

don't bullshit me i don't think it's real how the fuck could he be paying a mortgage. literally eats fruit and is friends with sentient wood

what the fuck. who is teaching him how to solve these. why cant i have any little pleasures in life

i tried asking ai one time to come up with a new minion for fun and it gave me fucking rilla roo im never using that shit again

i love stacking 2 tnts with the life giving box in the middle. dumb fuck falls for it every time

whatever happened to that orange horned freak. actually useless bastard and now im stuck dealing with the bandicoots and a fucking dragon on top of it too

nobody would take commissions so i had to make a sexy bandicoot female myself. everyone should thank me for that

don't tell the other doctors but i think just making robots is fucking boring. it's not real playing god if you don't make something with fear in it's eyes, or whatever the fuck ripper roo has

so when I use the crystals to rule the world it's """"wrong"""" but it's okay for my BACKSTABBING partner to shoot me out the sky with fucking gems? i literally could;ve fucking died

TO BE FAIR the tribes let me build on their island it's not like they were using that one, and in turn i introduce abominations into the ecosystem that look cool. and like everyone saw that orange freak and wanted him dead on sight so they knew he was wrong

ntrance kinda scares the fuck out of me. never personally met him but like why is he just an egg man. ive seen aliens and shit but that's just a dude that's an egg. insane

like I know we made crash but literally where the fuck did coco come from. is that actually one of ours

uka uka is yelling about why we don't rule the world yet. I'm literally workshopping it!!! i swear he better not bring out some n. bullshit that does fuck all except piss me off

i can't keep losing to a homeless bum this really isn't helping my self esteem. it can't even speak

in hindsight why didn't i start with the crystals. why'd i think putting a marsupial in jeans was a good idea. probably n brios fault

can't walk 5 feet in my castle without knocking out a pile of crates. i don't even like this fruit why do we have so much

Getting real sick of N tropys shit, but I can't say it to his face though otherwise he'd travel back in time and become my dad