call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else. unplug the machine.

alright, alright

Ahem

Remember: Type out "Trump" and put a space at the end.

Reminder that in June, 2016, a suit (w/witnesses) was filed against Trump re: his repeated raping of a 13 year-old child at an Epstein party. (She wasn't a "teen," in anything but the most technical of senses. She was a 7th, maybe an 8th grader.) We've known he was a child rapist THIS WHOLE TIME.

Goddamn, James Ransome was so fucking good. youtu.be/pkxYIHsmUQo?...

every day this becomes more true

DROPPING SOON.

HEY! @doc-hammer.bsky.social & @jacksonpublick.bsky.social have been toiling away in the AstroBase workshop to craft some festive joy for you this holiday season, AND YOU WILL HEAR IT SOON. While you wait, listen to ALL of the VENTURE BROS. holiday songs (& more!) at bit.ly/venturebrosholiday

Kickstarter fucked up and I got this for free

JESUS youtube.com/shorts/WIMQq...

Thiel's reading: “Nothing lasts forever.” Actual line: “‘In the end’? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends.” @tadethompson.bsky.social “Literally THE OPPOSITE of what Dr Manhattan said. Also, Moore didn't see this as an ideal solution. Moore literally negates the plan in the last panel …”

She looks like a Real Doll™ of Hillary Clinton

"The city would move money from four different funds, including the capital improvement sales tax and the violence prevention fund to cover the costs." But not a penny from the insane KCPD budget, huh? fox4kc.com/news/kansas-...

Today is the anniversary of my ex-wife deciding to play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out on my face and I am desperately trying not to have any more flashbacks or blackout.

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

These are the people the mainstream media is constantly telling us to understand and sympathize with.

What arrogance. What narcissism. I will be introducing legislation prohibiting the naming of federal buildings after sitting presidents.

If I was having sex with Josh Hawley, I'd be swallowing abortion pills with my morning vitamins. www.jezebel.com/josh-hawleys...

In memory of Terence Edward Hall, British musician and lead singer of the 2 Tone band The Specials and later a member of several other groups and musical projects Hall died of pancreatic cancer 3 years ago today on December 18, 2022 at the age of 63 📸 David Corio #terryhall #thespecials #ska

My gift to you: the worst Christmas playlist, to horrify your friends and relations. Apple Music & Spotify links at shitm.as

I can't sleep and I'm very behind, so I'm going to cherry pick until I finish or get tired.

Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)

Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.

Wake me when it’s Brak Summer

JOKES ON US - dashare.zone ADMIN

Thanks to Donald Trump and Republicans, your bills are getting more expensive.

Yep. Mark Kelly, who expects us to have his back vs Trump and Hegseth, and who absolutely will NOT stop sending texts asking for $$$, says your trans family members can go fuck themselves.

jesus absolute christ, this guy

This worked really great for Bush in 2002. ...Oh fuck

My parents never let me use the free AOL disks, so I'm at 19

Wow, way to waste all the good will you earned the last couple of weeks, Mark Kelly.

i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us www.ign.com/articles/pau...

Hahaha got a call this morning about working a shift with the catering company that still hasn't paid me from the events I worked SEVEN WEEKS AGO and they were SHOCKED that I stood my ground and refused to until I saw some coin.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1969)

If only Democrats thought about appealing to the left

The worst part of my robot finger (other than the constant pain) is the way it gets so goddamn cold during the winter.

At least I never had sex with Charlie Kirk.

Sharing this because it's funny.

We've recruited the most prolific generative AI users in the world to whip up several creative series for our day one launch! We can't wAIt!

In sixth grade, we had to write a poem about the five senses based on a color. I don't remember a word of mine, but one of my classmates chose "clear" and the line "clear tastes like Crystal Pepsi" has been in my brain for over thirty years.

Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.