I dont think I posted this here yet…

Finally. A popcorn bucket no one wants to fuck

goddamn

After watching this on a loop for two minutes, I decided it needed a soundtrack (source: Reddit; cat’s owner: beats me)

Here's another deep field image from JWST. There's something pretty amazing hidden within it, which I'll talk about next. But open up this image and lose yourself in this almost impossibly vast view of our Universe. The six-pointed features are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy.

Crystalline entity vibes. www.newscientist.com/article/2511...

Dogwhistles only.

but aztec death whistles would still be okay, right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=x12h...

It's finally above freezing, Denver! For the first time since 5p Thursday, Denver just climbed above freezing at 10a. That snaps an 89-hour sub-freezing streak in Denver. #COwx

🚨 PSA on ICE Tactics 🚨

A general strike is the most effective way to remind the authorities who is really in charge.

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

You're cordially invited to the Bluesky Pity Party. Wear something black.

It's STFU Friday. Refresh the script 👇

Hey it works

Interview: how well can you perform under pressure Me: *clears throat* Mmm num ba de Dum bum ba be Doo buh dum ba beh beh

who's committing the violence [gets out air horn] I SAID WHO'S COMMITTING THE VIOLENCE, MOTHERFUCKER

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Remember when Napster came out and nobody wanted anything to do with it? Remember how hard it was to get people to buy the first iPhone? Me neither. If you have to coerce people into using new tech, it's not going to work.

ACAB includes people with Ring cameras.

Three words for our troops: Stand down. Nuremberg.

you like ice so much, how about you become it, you nazi bitch

ICE has no legitimate function and is a de facto private army for the Trump regime QR codes, masks, training, etc are insufficient at best, complicity at worst The only rational response is to disband ICE

Crimes of the Future (2022), dir. David Cronenberg

Ruin a band name by changing one letter: Alf-4-One

Normalize zeroing out the tip on GoFundMe donations so long as they continue to allow the ICE murderer's legal defense campaign to remain active.

i’m suing

The Trump administration takes national security leaks very seriously when it's time to bully and intimidate reporters. Not so much when classified documents are piled up in the Mar-a-Lago bathrooms. pressfreedomtracker.us/all-incident...

tip of the cap to everyone keeping today holy

This is correct. Any child talking like that wouldn't be organic and as such wouldn't be suitable for compost.

Bandcamp has banned AI music. The company has released a statement which includes the following: "Music and audio that is generated wholly or in substantial part by AI is not permitted on Bandcamp." stereogum.com/2485199/band...

Ruin a band by changing one letter: Ratiohead

This is how I learned of it, and I ain't the least bit mad.

What's the best way to tell your family that you've decided to change your name?

There's no good reason "Bovino" can't become this year's "Santorum".

historically accurate☑️

sauvignon bloc

lmao Mad Magazine has still got it

The same amount of time has now elapsed between when Raiders of the Lost Ark was released (1981) and when it was set (1936) as when it was released and today (45 years). I find this... offensive.

Slightly diminish a band: Depeche Mid

i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there

Hilarious! I had a cat who loved ham almost as much as storm. She was much more polite.

Bluesky is hiding our post which shows what happened in Minneapolis, even though there's no graphic content (the victim is never shown). Video evidence shows the public what happened and allows people to form an opinion, which is especially important when officials call it an act of terrorism.

The next motherfucker to say "ICE-related shooting" is getting fed to the sharks.

Has anyone asked Chuck Schumer if the ICE murder in Minneapolis counts as a kitchen table issue?

It also feels like a clumsy Epstein op - simultaneously desensitizing and incriminating a user base. If the Epstein files ever go public, it's a way for Musk to say "it's not a big deal and everyone who asked Grok to make one of these is just as guilty as Trump is".

In light of current events, Dry January has been cancelled, right?