the average business traveler has never encountered an ICE agent in the flesh. if anyone in the administration had half the sense god gave a goat, they’d be desperate to keep it that way.

I'll bet that's a fun place to work.

Virtually every major Colorado weather station is breaking its hottest March temperature on record right now. Absurd. #COwx

Make something worse by adding "AI-powered" to it. AI-powered pharmacy.

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You don’t have to be Catholic to want this

#Colorado #TransRights #Hate Heads up for this hate coming our way on the ballot. There may be ways to campaign against this & GOTV to oppose it in November. Anyone got quick statistics on the Denver Archdiocese sexual abuse report? Maybe they aren’t good role models for decency?

Senior discounts: Sorry you've had to live so long. Here's 10% off

Ever feel like just falling apart? Don't worry, comets do that too.

The headphone jack still has its diehards to this day.

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NEW: Trump administration is being sued by consortium of 100+ universities to stop the breakup of the NCAR lab in Colorado. Alleges that the feds "are waging a campaign of retribution against the State of Colorado" over mail-in ballots and the imprisonment of Tina Peters.

Search your camera roll for “hell”:

@bonerwizard.bsky.social bruhhhh you’re so famous

Sometimes I wonder if interstellar space is littered with the corpses of all the people who invented time travel but didn't account for celestial movement

Ironically, Nigel sounds a lot like Tulip. youtu.be/q9f0tzgMZx8?...

This is the entire budget of NASA's Planetary Science Division for *four years*

Add a letter, ruin a song: Bland on the Run

doing this without attaching it to a war powers vote is political malpractice

Add a letter, ruin a song Enjoy the Silencer

The Cars - Drivel

We didn't ruin the economy. We didn't get you laid off. We didn't replace you with AI. We didn't raise gas prices. We didn't foreclose your home. We didn't cause your divorce. We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE. We aren't in the Epstein files. Leave us the fuck alone.

Of course this happens on Daylight Savings day.

I left my heart in Taos. I keep wondering if it's time to go back and stay.

BREAKING: The United States has threatened to drop their biggest bomb on Iran. B-52s are being loaded with DVDs of the Melania documentary.

Honored to have done a remix on this one!

One of my absolute favorites by them. I wasn't too fond of this album on first listen but it really snuck up on me.

I went to the 10th anniversary screening of Office Space in Austin. He was there, confirmed that there were three prop red staplers, and that he could account for the whereabouts of one of them.

Post a GIF that represents you best.

Of course the corp dems love him. They're still crying over losing Manchin and Sinema. They want a narrow majority to get their interests passed but need sludge like Platner to clog things up whenever real progressive change comes up for a vote.

i would sooner staple my dick to a moving car than use this trash tech4gamers.com/windows-12-r...

That's right. You got no leg to stand on, Newsom supporters. Shut your hole. We don't need anti trans anti homeless greaseball shit. North Carolina is purple, it's not some blue stronghold.

this is the way

Jobs for people who suck (an incomplete list): ICE agent AI techbro NHL referee

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

I was inspired by Red Lorry Yellow Lorry when writing the music for this one. Strangely enough, the artist who did the artwork for this one (the great Greg Rolfes) did the artwork for the Lorries' album shortly after. thebleakassembly.bandcamp.com/track/the-po...

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𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐑𝐮𝐧 // # 𝟏𝟎 𝐨𝐟 𝟐𝟒 '𝘝𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦' // '𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘊𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘐𝘐𝘐' // 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘴, 1978

i am not willing to compromise on basic human rights to win over mythical shithead voters it is my job to go out in the world and virtue signal my full throated support of marginalized people under attack. you try to come for trans people, you gotta come through me, motherfucker

Snowballs. The uh ... (checks notes) ... gateway weapon.

I do. Back in the 2000s, songwriters were moving from LA to Nashville because country music fans were the last to discover Napster, and hence, were the last ones paying for music. Same mechanic happening here.

A petulance of tech bros

I made an app. play.google.com/store/apps/d... Nearby Glasses is here to warn you when smart glasses are nearby. I hope it's useful for someone. Nearby Glasses's open source, free and rather simple github.com/yjeanrenaud/... It's also downloadable outside the Play Store. iOS port is in the making

Happy EBM Day to all who celebrate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcOL...

Meteors, I've never asked anything of you before....

Oh dear. I've seen Rubin & Ed.

Good.

It's a good one, though I'm partial to the sequel about the guy in Austin who, after a freak gamma ray accident, has the power to drive a car on ice.