COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

Turner Classic Movies 🎥 🎞️

Tired of wasting your life doing nothing? Waste your life on writing a book instead!

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A Library Dedicated Solely to the Epstein Files Is Opening in New York The Institute for Primary Facts has compiled more than 3.5 million pages of the Epstein files for public display at the newly opened Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room. www.wired.com/story/a-libr...

all the criminals have side hustles.

You know he did. 👁️ 👁️

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It is difficult for the human mind to comprehend all the ways Bezos is shafting Americans. Start with prices.

New flair for my suspenders.

New writing hack: stop looking at your phone

Rolling into the Met Gala

Fact-check: true

Tell the kids we use to go days, weeks even, without thinking about the president.

Make it so!

Charlottesville used bookstore’s got game

worth remembering how short and simple the 15th Amendment is, as well as how sweeping its grant of congressional authority is. the idea that this doesn't cover a ban on racial gerrymanders is transparent horseshit

Not now Shiela 🥰 I’m on Duty

Never mind… I can’t type today.

Congratulations to the ladies of the Georgia tennis team!!

The thing with Gen X and music is that yes we had grunge but we also had rock and funk and hip hop and rap and pop and house and trance and lounge and reggae and soul and Gregorian chants ffs.

Umm folks I think I see the problem.

Today marks 10 years without Prince 🙏💜🕊️☔️

Looks like the prosecutors couldn’t make it stand up in court

youtu.be/d7rvUt8Yia8?... 🤭 🤭 🤭

That’s right haters, Madonna’s still got it. #PopQueen #FuckYouImMadonna

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Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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Just rewrite every single word and then you're done

music.apple.com/us/album/whe... 🎶 🎧

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

Me, a dumbo: Why do people put perfectly good couches in the garbage? Why not give them away for free? Me, learning my lesson: No, I can't deliver it. No, I won't hold it for 2 weeks. No, you can't come by between 2am and 3am. No, a dog did sit on it once. No, I do not have it in any other colors.

Dumping rain! ☔️ 💙 🙏🏼

Life is too short not to read a book that was written well and by an actual human being.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... 🍊 Julius is insane but, the Veep seems to be even fucking crazier. 😳 demons? And, that stupid look on his face. gawt damn his face is just dumb.

Books on baking banana bread available now 🍌 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

[March 29th, 1986] Today's Calvin and Hobbes comic

I think I might become a Padres fan because Don Orsilo is a broadcaster 📺. He’s telling an Earl Weaver story.

highway 567, taos, new mexico, 2003

Opening Day ⚾️ Cheers and puff puff 💨 pass to all who celebrate.

Current state of US/Iranian negotiations

This July, Widespread Panic embarks on a 9-date west coast tour! Tickets go on sale Friday, March 27. widespreadpanic.com/2026/03/17/w...

“Bitch, what?”

Monday.

Sounds like Newt was gifted a pair of Florsheim shoes. ☠️

The Wizards are having a 4th quarter. 🏀

Is not tomorrow, boy, the ides of March?