I mean, it IS Sunday after all...

Saturdays are for naps.

I am way too medicated to be awake this late. Stupid mental health horseshit. 🤬

Me watching the Ken Burns Revolution on PBS thinking "I don't remember this part in Assassin's Creed 3..."

Every time I watch some documentary about the Revolution or other piece of the same period (as I am now with the latest Ken Burns joint), I am again reminded that the "long-s" was dumb. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s

How. Bout. Them. Broncos?

Watching this game be like...

"We noticed that you have meat snacks. We would also like meat snacks."

So this happened a couple of blocks from me - on our regular dog-walking route. www.denver7.com/news/front-r...

Chilly Fall day, so I made some cheesy bacon spaetzel. As one does...

When your smart watch gives you the "good job!" alert for getting up and moving around but you were just going upstairs to get some ice cream for lunch...

Creeper...

Something....something..."Broncos"...

Just when you thought this lady couldn't possibly do more for our country...

Flashback Friday: Halloween edition.

It's finally here, you guys: Space Heater Weather

That feeling you get when the dream job you were offered back in July before it got put on hold is suddenly (allegedly) back on track and apparently you're the only one of the original candidates with whom they're reaching out to make sure you're still interested. This shitty week just got better.

I say again- how about them Broncos?

"Feeling better? Didn't want to bug you while you were recovering, but now it's more a matter of making sure you're still alive 😜. You got drill this weekend, or were you able to skate out of it?"

Attempting to take a mid-morning nap when suddenly... #caturday - heh -"turd"

PSA: this stuff is absolute garbage. Forget about razor blades in Snickers bars - THIS is the shit you need to worry about in your trick or treat bags. Set it aside and save it for the kids and coworkers you hate the most.

Cashier: "Oh, are you expecting a lot of trick-or-trearers?" Me: "Oh shit - is it Halloween already?"...

Five minutes ago they were fighting like cats and...something..something...

How 'bout them Broncos?

Doing more goofy local shit during our staycation...

Creeper...

Too cold for this shit...

Officially brothers now.

When it's your kid's birthday and you realize that she's now 5 years older than you were when she was born...

I built this handy Venn diagram to convey my mood of late:

All four boys in the office reminding me that I need to vacuum...

"Descended from wolves..."

Took a bit of a hiatus after we lost Luna to focus on other things and get our new kid, Bucky, fully integrated into the family. He's doing well -still some work to do but it takes a minute to undo some of the trauma on a senior pup. Thanks to everyone who reached out to check on me -appreciate it!

"The Light Has Gone Out Of My Life" ~ T. Roosevelt 😢

And now for some sad, sad news. Last night, on the same day we brought Bucky home, we took Luna to the vet and found out she had a few large masses in her abdomen and chances of survival even with emergency surgery are low. So we've made the painful decision to say goodbye later this week. 1/3

Tacticool bros are tacticool...

Say hello to Bucky (formerly known as Lucky). 8yr old German Shepherd/Husky(?) mix according to the shelter. He's getting adjusted to the new digs - he was mostly left outside the past couple of years, so it might take a minute to get acclimated. The dogs think he's OK, the cats reserve judgement.

Shit's about to go down, y'all...

I may have gone too hard with my wedge salad...

Post something from your phone that might cause you to be denied entry into the US.

Anyway, for my Colorado peeps - if you're looking for a new best friend, I can't recommend the SLVAWS highly enough. They operate out of Alamosa, but run adoption fairs in Colorado Springs every Saturday. Been adopting from them for years (Luna was the first - 10yrs ago this month.) www.slvaws.org

The world is horrible. Think I'll just go offline for a few days and watch cartoons instead. Maybe take Friday off and spend the weekend up in the mountains.

The whole Sydney Sweeney/American Eagle/eugenics controversy has me thinking about how diarrhea is hereditary. ...because it runs in your jeans...

I was not invited to the meeting, apparently.

Gunnar was in Brisco's chair, so naturally he jumps up in my chair while I'm working to keep a roof over both their heads.

We're starting a new thing for our weekly date night: dinner, drinks, and the li-berry.

"Between 1861 and 1865, Americans made war on each other and killed each other in great numbers. If only to become the kind of country that could no longer conceive how that was possible..." - Ken Burns' Civil War, 1990. LOL, - good one, Ken. How naive we were just a few short years ago...

We don't talk about beef ribs enough on this site.