very abruptly sicker than i’ve been since i caught covid in like 2024 but there’s no better excuse to eat nong’s khao man gai, so i’ve got that going for me

this is a thick bilbo household always has been always will be

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

the insinuation that it wasn't until 2017 that we collectively discovered that it's actually bad to commit sex crimes

wishing PMDD upon my worst enemies. idk i think it might help

Posting this here for reasons 😒 If you happen to see any Finji ads that look distinctly UN-Finji-like, send me a screencap. If you are someone who writes intelligently about something like "massive company running ai versions of paid ads without small company's consent" idk, maybe reach out.

god

I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Jeffrey" i holler as i overturn a brazier at the billionaire party and turn this Eyes Wide Shut into Eyes Wide Shit

she’s just a very good dog

i need to understand who is naming birth control pills and if they're doing it as a bit, because my doctor just handed me one called "Slynd" which sounds like a name you would give to a worm with powerfully bad vibes

I know it’s annoying that I constantly ask people to sub, but subbing makes a huge difference. @aftermath.site has around 5,000 paying subs right now; most of us still work other jobs on the side. we have over 90k bluesky followers. if a fraction subscribed, it would literally change our lives

honestly pretty solid likeness

shot a man in reno just to increase the murder rate for the reno metro area as part of a longterm plan to humiliate the newly elected sheriff who was my boyhood companion until our paths were crossed by a flamehaired girl who laughed like the dawn and how we sparred for her favor until the ague came

this is pretty wild. good argument for lockdown mode if your threat model is one where you might have your phone seized by the Feds: www.404media.co/fbi-couldnt-...

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

we need every grain of sand in the gears. every single one.

subscription software is a subscription first, software second

i know it's beside the point but oh my god what an abysmal way of speaking to people in that last email. real cartoon villain shit!

For valentines day this year women are seeking retribution. They hunger for justice. Sales of waxy chocolate expected to plummet as ladies around the globe clamour for 'The Mussolini Treatment' to be inflicted on enemies of humanity

Personally pushing out another 1500 via driving around like antifascist santa later thanks to your donations! Consider empowering our merry band of artificers if you similarly want ICE to be unable to go anywhere without the whole damn neighborhood knowing: linktr.ee/WhistleWishl...

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

spent a little time checking this out today while doing chores, and i really like it! like Webfishing meets Spirit City Lo-fi Sessions

if you don't like the chappell roan nipple dress get the fuck off my page

I just got tear gassed along with thousands of union members, many of whom had their families with them. Federal agents at the ICE facility tear gassed children. We must abolish ICE, DHS, and we must have prosecutions. I expect to see enforcement of our city code prohibiting the use of tear gas.

I don't think it can be overstated that they are hiring ideologically motivated agents en masse who view doing this as a good thing and they won't stop until they are forced to

Just got gassed pretty good at the labor union anti-ICE protest in Portland. Massive march, 5-10k strong. Vibes were very much liberal rather than radical. Lots of kids and older folks. They gassed the whole crowd as soon as it marched on ICE, in broad daylight.

alex is replaying elden ring and i’m contributing by coming into the room every so often and saying “oh no, it’s THAT fucking guy”

This is bait designed to make me bite my phone in half

The wealthy have class solidarity and we'll only beat them when we have it too

mass isekai event

tragic: girl who only ever plays morrowind kinda wants to play morrowind again

It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet. (Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)

what a terrible day to have eyes

#morrowind #elderscrolls

i know it’s kinda antithetical to the career i’ve chosen but god it’d be nice to log off someday

Epstein poolside writing in his notebook with a big feather quill before meeting moot "forusm wehrrre they use slurss (poltickal)"

dude wrote “i liked mmot alot” and now we’re here

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

Epstein is like pervert forest gump.

feeling kinda bad for the researchers of the alt right who don’t smoke right now

Hey yall. As you've seen here - unfortunately a large portion of the ivy road team was laid off today, myself included. We're all looking for work! Gonna do a quick thread about those who were laid off today and why you should hire them:

At last, a mayor who gets me

It’s really difficult & disorienting but the feds hit LA extremely hard today. There were kidnappings all over & reported cluster raids in Chinatown, East LA, Ktown. This list shows to 1130 AM but they haven’t stopped all day Just because the media attention stopped doesn’t mean the abductions have

junie says abolish and prosecute ICE