As a former substitute teacher, can confirm

Y tho

Stop

The old school BCS rankings would have had a field day on all these number 1 ranked dads

No Dan, cut it out

Always read @teamziller.bsky.social

Omg stop platforming these people. Everything is brandolinis law

Future historian department: -Front page of today's NYT reports creation of world's first trillionaire. -Lead op-ed of same NYT is about worst-ever Ebola outbreak, which *this VERY SAME trillionaire* enabled, with his "chainsaw" destruction of US public health in the world. The book writes itself

NBA teams are 5-751 when trailing by 20+ in the 4th quarter of playoff games 2 of the 5 are the Knicks, this year Other NBA teams are 4-71 trailing by 20 in the playoffs the last 2 years The Knicks are 5-3 The Knicks have 2 of the top 5 Finals comebacks of all time in this Finals alone HOW?!?!!?!

Rich people say things out loud with no evidence but we’re covering it. Welcome to dystopia and Brandolinis law

Sicko Mode is live on Build Your Own PPV. Normal gave you the classic PPVs. Insane added every major promo + weekly TV. Sicko Mode adds everything else: 15 independent promotions new this drop: reels spin by era, weekly boards for every mode maineventer.com

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

Just added three difficulty modes to MAINEVENTER, and Insane mode is genuinely unhinged. It adds a 3rd slot machine reel that forces you to draft from weekly TV. Good luck finding a five-star classic on a random episode of 2003 Raw. Leaderboards are live for all modes. Tap in: maineventer.com

Turned on Apple's presentation to hopefully see a new Mac Studio, and instead I saw that they're going to help people track their menstrual cycle. Seems like a really big miss from a hey, people aren't liking all this tracking point of view, and a steep departure from all the privacy implementations

Were working on bringing in AJPW, NOAH, Stardom, PWG and AAA into maineventer.com. TV Matches on the horizon as well, would love to get feedback on what else we should include...

Remember when calling a reporter stupid merited a headline and an apology?

Can you beat the Elite Four? 🎰 Poké-Win drafts you a slot-machine team from the original 151 Pokémon, then *simulates* 120 battle runs for a true win %. Spin for shinies & legendaries, top the leaderboard. Pokemons 82-0! Come Play! www.elite4sim.com

What’s New ✨ 🚀 Servers: Upgraded for heavy traffic! 🪦 The Lowboard: Toggle Top/Low to see the worst cards. 🎴 Previews: Tap entries to view cards instantly. 🛠️ Fixes: Killed the infinite re-roll exploit. 📊 Data: Fixed mislabeled bouts & added 100s of missing PPVs.

it's bad that the Secretary of Defense of the US is a nazi

I built a game: Build Your Own PPV 🤼 Spin the slot, book your dream card, see how long your streak survives. Inspired by too many hours listening to @kazeem.bsky.social & @ringerwrestling.bsky.social Masked Man Show. Go chase a streak 👇 maineventer.com

really can't do this anymore and what's worse is that goddamn Shane Gillis the only person who has ever had the stones to just publicly say on TV that Saban wants it all to go back to when his progrum could illegally pay guys and their families

This games unreal www.82-0.com

Mamdani Orders Kids to Stay 'Woke'

The amount of times I’ve said “what the fuck?” During the French open is wild

Greg Bovino will speak at a white nationalist conference in Portugal tomorrow. He will share the stage with no fewer than five people who idolize Hitler, including one who joined a group created by two Nazi SS members. Another guy is a self-described racist who refers to women as "cockroaches."🧵

Everything has to change. Everything. Do not settle for politicians who want to go back to "normal." "Normal" was the garbage state of existence that allowed all of this evil to take root and thrive. Everything has to change.

This is the most incredible triumph of propaganda in my lifetime. The idea that Hitler was "left" and/or a "socialist" once was correctly seen as self-evidently insane. But here we have the richest & most powerful man on earth blithely repeating it.

95% done except for the problems this was going to solve (that we also made)

Fair odds vs the book for every RG quarter. Sinner -360 (book -310); Zverev's half a 4-way toss-up. Biggest divergence: Swiatek, my +380 vs market -125. Breakdown 📄 https://scores.wiki/roland-garros-2026.html Live 📊 https://10s-live.scores.wiki #ATP #WTA #FrenchOpen

thank you to everyone who sent this to me

how much do you want to BET there will be an NYT opinion piece (money on bret stephens penning it) saying college grads booing AI evangelists are coddled brats who will never get jobs

Perennial

Cartoon by Nick Anderson. (Follow him on Substack: https://nickanderson.substack.com/)

sorry I seem distracted just have to keep checking my phone to see if one of my freedoms is being arbitrarily taken away

its not that the wapo oped section was great before but its turned into a pathetic "leave the billionaires aloneeeeeeee" rag under bezos

its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand

This dropped around the same time as this interview - Neil Gorsuch on Megyn Kelly’s show. He was talking about how “young conservatives must have courage to stand by their beliefs.” Sounds apolitical to me!

Note that the vigil was outside of work hours and not on federal property, attended in a personal capacity and not with VA uniforms or badges

Every journalist on earth is just a foot soldier in a weird psychosexual argument between six rich people at an orgy.

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Seems they got their marching orders 🫡 👇🏽

There is *so much* in this one little paragraph and what it says about the times we live in...

Attention liberals: COVID anti-vaxxers are your fault for being "alienating" www.nytimes.com/2026/04/25/o...

Ah I see the Times has fired up the ol' conservative commentator is sorry generator again.

Y'all are gonna lose your minds when you hear about horses.

"LIV Golf was just as loud and stupid as Entertainment 720, and also paid past-their-prime athletes exorbitant amounts of money to stand around and do nothing … except the people in charge were spending money mostly to distract from various human rights violations"

Not many people know this, but the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is responsible for making sure the coal industry is never inconvenienced. Pretty sure it's part of the oath he swore.