Don’t you want more controlled erections?

Buy or sell: Nick Jackson as a solo wrestler. @davidshoemaker.bsky.social @kazeem.bsky.social

"When Samoa Joe won, there was a big gasp in the crowd." @kazeem.bsky.social on the most surprising moment of the night. @davidshoemaker.bsky.social

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social discuss #AEWFullGear and pick which of the wrestlers have the most potential upside in each match. Then @brianhwaters.bsky.social joins Shoes to talk #NXTGoldRush where Jacy Jayne regained her NXT Women’s Title.

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social kick off the show reacting to #AEWBloodAndGuts, Trick Williams’s NXT send-off & Oba Femi’s last ride. Then they welcome Je’Von Evans ahead of his match with Gunther at MSG. open.spotify.com/episode/2tMV...

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social , @kazeem.bsky.social & @brianhwaters.bsky.social have a stacked show for you. 🎙️John Cena winning the IC title 🎙️Why Je’Von Evans can defeat Gunther 🎙️WWE removing Westside Gunn 🎙️Women’s PWI 250. open.spotify.com/episode/3HvO...

Will Je'Von Evans pull off the upset next week against Gunther? @davidshoemaker.bsky.social @kazeem.bsky.social

@kazeem.bsky.social keeping it 💯about where two of the all-time greats were influenced from. @davidshoemaker.bsky.social @brianhwaters.bsky.social

After what went down at Saturday Night’s Main Event, @davidshoemaker.bsky.social is pitching a heel Jey Uso! @kazeem.bsky.social

The next mayor of New York

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @kazeem.bsky.social tags in @brianhwaters.bsky.social while Shoemaker is under the weather & they discuss Adam "Hangman" Page tricking Samoa Joe, Jey Uso's chances vs. CM Punk at #SNME, what Chris Jericho's return to WWE would look like and more! open.spotify.com/episode/3DOP...

White haired sting might be his best look

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social & @kazeem.bsky.social discuss #WrestleDream highlights including the “I Quit” match and they have a Hangman Page epiphany. They also discuss Cody Rhodes’s darkside, Ilja Dragunov’s return and reflect on the life of Sir Mo. open.spotify.com/episode/3xtp...

Blake Monroe on introducing herself to the WWE Universe through #WWENXT and making that her brand. @davidshoemaker.bsky.social @kazeem.bsky.social

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social & @kazeem.bsky.social have a stacked show! They welcome Blake Monroe who talks joining WWE, what’s she’s enjoying about NXT, international crowds & more. Plus they talk Andrade news & Seth Rollins’s injury, WrestleDream & more open.spotify.com/episode/6TwD...

John Cena and AJ Styles gave us the pro wrestling equivalent to a tribute concert. @kazeem.bsky.social @davidshoemaker.bsky.social

Gooooood eats

An eventful 36 hours

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social discuss #NXTNoMercy, the next Black solo stars, The Hardy Boys linking with Kai Cenat, Cena’s last match and more. open.spotify.com/episode/32n3...

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social have a loaded episode for you: 🎙️Andrade's return 🎙️Hangman Page vs Samoe Joe 🎙️Why Oba Femi shouldn't face John Cena 🎙️Je'Von Evans too young for Raw or Smackdown? 🎙️Roman Reigns gearing up for another run? open.spotify.com/episode/5RIm...

Andrade is back in AEW. @kazeem.bsky.social breaks down what the real interesting story is here. @davidshoemaker.bsky.social

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social start off discussing Santos Escobar entering pro wrestling free agency. Later they discuss Maxxine Dupri’s win over Becky Lynch, Roman Reigns value, why Je’Von Evans should be on #Smackdown & more. open.spotify.com/episode/0akI...

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social react to the #PWI500 list, AJ Styles vs. John Cena and more. Then they welcome Ricky Saints who discusses his upcoming NXT Title match, promo skills, counter-programming and more. open.spotify.com/episode/5pD7...

During the TNA Invasion, Ricky Saints was unbothered and had only one thing on his mind: the NXT Title! He joins @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social on Thursday's episode of The Masked Man Show.

That counts!

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social & @kazeem.bsky.social kick off the show with a special announcement then Kaz has a hot take that could get AEW back in the fight with WWE. Then they discuss A.J. Lee’s return to WWE, John Cena’s last match and more. open.spotify.com/episode/0t4m...

What's the one thing AEW could do to make it a fair fight between them and WWE? @kazeem.bsky.social has the answers. @davidshoemaker.bsky.social

@ringerwrestling.bsky.social @kazeem.bsky.social @davidshoemaker.bsky.social Greatest Rassler Of Our Time GROOT

Gus Johnson, let’s go!

If I’m Travis, I’m taking the last name strictly for NFL jersey royalty purposes

Hot take from @davidshoemaker.bsky.social & @kazeem.bsky.social on Je'Von Evans' potential in WWE!

An entire storyline based off of stealing Jordans. What a time to be alive.

Lmao 10/10 showing too

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social recap AEW Forbidden Door and NXT Heatwave. They also discuss some of the best non-lift finishing moves and more. open.spotify.com/episode/59Me...

An actual discussion I’ve had on a ringer podcast with @davidshoemaker.bsky.social @kazeem.bsky.social and @philschneider.bsky.social (vis-a-vis the likelihood of Darby also being invited).

@kazeem.bsky.social on why AEW fans shouldn't be worried that the company will be like WCW or ECW. @davidshoemaker.bsky.social

Your #1 source for wrasslin biz and free agency

Sports center only feels like a real show when there’s football highlights in the morning

I’m here, gang. I’m tired of gender battles, bots and unsolicited pawno

I can hear this picture

Aye yall still all over here?

COLD OPEN QUESTION OF THE WEEK: How would you book Chris Jericho's WWE return? @davidshoemaker.bsky.social @kazeem.bsky.social

If aliens were pro wrestling fans, what would be the first question they ask? Let @davidshoemaker.bsky.social @kazeem.bsky.social and @brianhwaters.bsky.social know. Best responses will be read on Thursday's show.

Four big shows this weekend, which one are you most excited for? @davidshoemaker.bsky.social @kazeem.bsky.social

Gunther's most important match ever? @kazeem.bsky.social explains what a match with Goldberg means for the Ring General! @davidshoemaker.bsky.social

🚨HUMANOIDS🚨 @davidshoemaker.bsky.social and @kazeem.bsky.social have a bonus episode for you as they welcome MJF to the show ahead of #AEWAllInTexas! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this one. open.spotify.com/episode/1Xae...

When a @davidshoemaker.bsky.social bit finally makes it out of the group chat 😂 @kazeem.bsky.social @brianhwaters.bsky.social

MJF says AEW's locker room has never been more hungry: " There was timefreame where there were a lot of guys who came into my company thinking they were going to be handed everything because they had a moment in the sun in another place." @kazeem.bsky.social @davidshoemaker.bsky.social