The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called, 'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs' There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.

RIP to a games industry pioneer and legend, Rebecca Heineman (@burgerbecky.bsky.social) If your unfamiliar, look her up. Her career is like the story of videogames itself.

Oh, that’s what it means? Looking forward to National Get Fucked Day, then.

Foundational figure in PC games. One of those load-bearing creatives where things would look very different for entire genres if she wasn’t around. Please help her out

video game storytelling peaked with that bit in Metroid Prime where you can a space pirate's logbook and see "oh shit. oh SHIT Samus is somewhere on this planet"

What mother’s maiden name, pet’s name, date of birth, or first elementary school lives rent-free in your head?

This game is the main reason I know where and what the ulna, radius, gallbladder, and duodenum are.

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

Senior illustrator, with 20 years of experience and a specialty in game art. I haven't been able to find a paying project for months. Can you help? Every share is appreciated.

The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise

THIS AIN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM, BUTTHEAD

The tiniest mob boss wishes to wet his beak

Dog just wandered in to remind me to eat lunch (he wants his kickbacks)

So anyway I restored Daicon IV from scratch. This was a joint project with Chris Person (papapishu), who sourced the incredibly Rare Laserdisc release. The raw files can be found on the internet archive for those interested in processing it yourself. Enjoy! archive.org/details/DAIC...

🎵I don’t practice diarhhea Got it right on the first try I took a million shits and think I Prefer them dry 🎶

The Star Wars Force Awakens Trailer LEAKED 10 years ago today- where were YOU when it happened?

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Oh hell yeah!

Beer is the wine killer Is that anything

Going around with noise-canceling earbuds in at all times, then whipping them off dramatically to unveil my now-superhuman hearing powers

Just thought about licking the screen during a Fulci movie and now I’m nauseous

You'll never be as cool as Denzel leaning on a 1940s car with The Griffith Observatory as a backdrop. Devil in a Blue Dress has so many great shots and this entire scene is maybe my favorite.

Was completely on purpose

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Make the cast of “Pretty Woman” your wife So for my personal point of view Get 12 dozen actors to marry you

TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit

Phteve.

The Abe Collection

Watched THE VOURDALAK (2023) the other night and it is easily the best family-horror allegory about the crushing pressure of patriarchy starring a vampire puppet that I’ve ever seen.

Record of Lodoss War-Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth- is $11.24 on US eShop buff.ly/Pe5IElF $8.99 Steam buff.ly/CtIJeNj PS5/Switch physical $29/$36 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/p42UJFR

Tribute band called The Beadles but they do covers of songs from Oliver! and all dress like this guy:

“I found this at a store and bought it,” what an absolutely weird way to start a game review.

Am I watching things on television that are different from What’s Happening!!?

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

OK, so, why did none of you tell me that 1950s Mexican luchador Darkstalkers exists and is called MOSTROSCOPY? How was this not on my radar until yesterday? youtu.be/iZxRb3gqHCs?...

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Why do we do this to ourselves, isn’t aging difficult enough as it is

After years of it insisting that I like pop, modern R&B, and Ed Sheeran, today I am flabbergasted to see that Amazon Music’s algorithm finally seems to Get It.

Played through this in ‘22 after it sat in my shame pile for who knows how long, and it still lingers in my head. A strange and unexpectedly moving story of love triumphing in the face of hate, starring a grotesque clown with an immense heart.

God gazes out lovingly at the vast universe He created. He looks at the Earth. He looks at his watch. GOD: So, like, do I gotta rebalance the tutorial again, or

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

It's obviously gonna be this

So is the sequel to “Eat, Pray, Love” gonna be “Fuck, Marry, Kill” or what

FREE IDEA: Populous-style god game in which your little subjects are convinced they’ll get to come live with you in your IRL house when they die. They will become increasingly fixated on this as the game continues, and get into fights over wildly inaccurate ideas of what your house looks like.

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

Sad to say I actually laughed out loud at this

I almost forgot Haggar’s birthday today! He is 82!!

J.M. Barrie on open-world design:

the long line of uncles, each with their grey suit and leather briefcase, slowly wormed its way into the Nintendo factory