Phteve.

The Abe Collection

Watched THE VOURDALAK (2023) the other night and it is easily the best family-horror allegory about the crushing pressure of patriarchy starring a vampire puppet that I’ve ever seen.

Record of Lodoss War-Deedlit in Wonder Labyrinth- is $11.24 on US eShop buff.ly/Pe5IElF $8.99 Steam buff.ly/CtIJeNj PS5/Switch physical $29/$36 US Dollars at VGP buff.ly/p42UJFR

Tribute band called The Beadles but they do covers of songs from Oliver! and all dress like this guy:

“I found this at a store and bought it,” what an absolutely weird way to start a game review.

Am I watching things on television that are different from What’s Happening!!?

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

OK, so, why did none of you tell me that 1950s Mexican luchador Darkstalkers exists and is called MOSTROSCOPY? How was this not on my radar until yesterday? youtu.be/iZxRb3gqHCs?...

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

Why do we do this to ourselves, isn’t aging difficult enough as it is

After years of it insisting that I like pop, modern R&B, and Ed Sheeran, today I am flabbergasted to see that Amazon Music’s algorithm finally seems to Get It.

Played through this in ‘22 after it sat in my shame pile for who knows how long, and it still lingers in my head. A strange and unexpectedly moving story of love triumphing in the face of hate, starring a grotesque clown with an immense heart.

God gazes out lovingly at the vast universe He created. He looks at the Earth. He looks at his watch. GOD: So, like, do I gotta rebalance the tutorial again, or

HANG IN THERE BABY!! #art

It's obviously gonna be this

So is the sequel to “Eat, Pray, Love” gonna be “Fuck, Marry, Kill” or what

FREE IDEA: Populous-style god game in which your little subjects are convinced they’ll get to come live with you in your IRL house when they die. They will become increasingly fixated on this as the game continues, and get into fights over wildly inaccurate ideas of what your house looks like.

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

Sad to say I actually laughed out loud at this

I almost forgot Haggar’s birthday today! He is 82!!

J.M. Barrie on open-world design:

the long line of uncles, each with their grey suit and leather briefcase, slowly wormed its way into the Nintendo factory

🎵YOU CAN’T STOP THE LITTLES WHAT IS DEAD CANNOT DIE YOU CAN’T STOP THE LITTLES WHAT IS DEAD CANNOT… DIE! 🎵

Pretty good throwaway gag in the new Shantae IMO

No disrespect to Murray Hamilton but I'm workshopping some opposition messaging for the Amity Island mayoral race

CATS IN THE NAME OF DOG

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

Watching Pop Culture Jeopardy and a photo of Alan Moore popped up while my mouth was full and I was literally this guy for a sec

I had the extreme pleasure to do a deep-dive interview at Gamescom with MKSecrets.net on #MKLK. Frankly, after months of conjecture, rumors & sometimes negative assumptions, it was nice to be asked directly! I hope fans appreciate clarity & look forward to playing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1TZ...

Did you see some stupid thing that made you mad. No you didn't. Shut up.

Going through some old t-shirts I didn’t want to let go of in the last purge, and holy crap this Halo/Katrina-relief one is 20 years old now

Oh ffs, google

As someone who’s edited a podcast, this ➡️ LITERALLY ⬅️ made me shiver.

hacker: ranker top rule 63 art of the three stooges SHODAN: shut up. hacker: sheezyart goth lois griffin ass expansion SHODAN: shut up. hacker: askjeeves best manimal episodes SHODAN: shut up. hacker: wolfram alpha calculate weight of jack bauer if he got pregnant SHODAN: shut the fuck up.

VIDEOGAMES IN 2007: Hey guys I’m trying to get the Spartan Laser double-kill achievement, can you help me? OPPONENT: Sure! VIDEOGAMES NOW: Hey guys I-*loud burst of static as IRL SWAT sniper called to house by opponent Takes the Shot*

I am down with samplecore/plunderphonics such as this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrn...

i don't even have morph ball yet. large sections of my house are still inaccessible to me. can't wait to see what upgrades my crawlspace has

Still proud of this one

Listen, I had to.

Weird book, great pod! Come listen!

Me: can I take a photo too @kerrianngallery.bsky.social: only if I put you in a choke hold Me: sigh

I like this because it quickly goes from “oh that’s kinda pretty” to “wait, wtf” to activity-page “CIRCLE EVERYTHING WRONG IN THIS PICTURE” feature

A remarkable 1987 article about “Q5”, a consultancy that, i’ve now learned, seems singularly responsible for the mass bland-izing of cartoons when i was a kid. I remember the sudden and mysterious Jeanine swap-out in The Real Ghostbusters! this explains so much. www.latimes.com/archives/la-...

Sette Note in Beige #MildHorror

Turn any Blue Yeti mic 90 degrees and you will find an angry little man who is SO SICK OF LISTENING TO YOUR SHIT

In Tokyo again for the first time in 18 years, and is it sad that the thing I was looking forward to the most was getting onigiri from 7-11?

Honestly?