These fucking demons told me that my neighbor wanted to eat my dog and now they want to talk about social trust evaporating

hard to find a way to make "UFC event on the White House lawn" more embarrassing but "it's a birthday party for the President" somehow does it

why is he so greasy?

He hates his kid so much — and is so averse to being at an event that's about someone else — that he is literally pretending he'll work to avoid the wedding. You know he's really pissed about having to cancel his golf trip to establish the lie that he's working.

Good! Gosh!

Garcia: Donald Trump is a small, pathetic loser who has no business getting a dime to give to anybody.

The woke college students did not appreciate my commencement address “you will all serve me as I collect your precious fluids” guess another institution of higher learning failed to prepare them for the reality of having a job!

"America was not a democracy until we passed the Voting Rights Act" A white oligarchy ruling the South based on disenfranchisement is what MAGA wants to return to - but we all need to say clearly, gutting the VRA is not a partisan attack but an attack on democracy, period.

This is a message for whoever invented those evil removable triangle pads for bras, swimsuits, camis: I will find you. And I will make you pay for your crimes

I think it's time the left start getting angrily political about routine stuff in TV shows and movies. "It's an *outrage* that Dutton Ranch doesn't have solar panels!" "They cast a man to play Jack Reacher?!?! What?!" "None of the Fast and Furious cars are EVs? NONE? I thought this was America!"

me and 3 dachshunds raising hell around town on this bad boy

The US, 3 months ago: Burden sharing means you lazy Euros keep your ass in Europe and protect your own back yard. Europeans: But I have interests out-- The US: Stay. In. Europe. The US, 3 weeks ago: Come save me in the Persian Gulf! Europeans: Get fucked. The US: Why do you hate me?

The problem with the go-back-to-X argument is not that the users of X are unworthy of our dialogue. It’s that X is not a town square for dialogue. X is a propaganda machine that rewards allies, punishes dissenters, and manipulates anyone who reads it.

I believe I was told quite clearly that inflation like this means the president has to leave office.

oh ffs Women: we want men to treat us like independent humans with our own wants, needs, and desires Manosphere: SUPER SIZED SCROTUMS!!!!!!!!!

save the bees

“Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf” is pretty funny.

Hungary’s parliament sings “Ode to Joy” — the anthem of Europe — after Péter Magyar is sworn in as prime minister. Hungary is once again a proud member of the European Union.

Lmaoo deer are so fairylike and whimsical. They just be prancing around the Forrest and chilling fr

ELON MUSK: every woman should have at least two of my children. well, every white woman. only native-born white people and billionaire white South Africans should be able to vote. let's drown trans people. EZRA KLEIN: guy's just monomaniacally focused on accelerating the EV revolution. admirable.

elon musk spends two-thirds of his time spreading racist pseudoscience and hating trans people and here is Ezra Klein in 2026 saying Musk is relentlessly focused on the only things that matter to him: EVs and going to Mars. I'm sorry but the guy's just very very dim

Just saw someone say they are in "cougar puberty" and I would really like to log off now

Thread. The Purcell principle, that courts should not change election or voting rules too close to an election to avoid confusion, was established in a 2006 Court opinion. Its less-known exception — “unless Republicans really want it” — is being established now. Via @hansilowang.bsky.social

Republicans are going to make taxpayers pay for Trump’s ballroom. All Trump’s claims over 16 months that “donors” were going to pay for it was always a lie and just another con. You will pay for it.

Is Vietnam supposed to be a good example to follow?

Regardless of any other factors, one of the personally most annoying things about Copilot in my work (frequently consisting of Outlook emails and office documents) is how it's *always* jumping in offering to interrupt me. No, I don't want you to summarize this doc, I'm reading it. Go away.

Why would I need to have emails summarized for me??? That is such a ridiculous application of AI.

I already dealt with this.

Jenkins is my new favorite player and I'm so happy about this Pistons win!!!! Deeeeetroit Basketball 💙❤️

Ok!!!!!

If it’s “Bowser” with an S Then he’s Mario’s nemesis If it’s “Bowzer” with a Z Then from Sha Na Na he be

Aahhh this is such a good game!! Go get it Pistons!

There is not a single recommendation from Ezra Douthglesias or the Do An Abundance of Moderate Popularism crowd or the Stop Talking Funny Slotkin-Schatz-Beshear caucus that could have solved this problem of some voters willfully ignoring 4 years of Trump’s <actual> policies & voting for him again.

The nineties were better in the sense of several extremely bad things not having happened yet

Me personally, I wouldn’t be bragging about passing a test where the first question is “find the picture of a bear”

Hell yeah Pistons!!! 💙❤️ Detroit

It's not so much that Trump talks up his ballroom every time a microphone gets near him, it's that he has zero self awareness of how out of touch that sounds. This whole presidency is like one of those timeshare presentations that won't let you leave.

I mean hey I can't really blame anyone for thinking the way to win elections is by promising that all our problems are actually easy to fix while also personally being a huge asshole, I just think it's a bad long-term strategy

y'know - important things

I… might try this

The Supreme Court produces an utterly unique combination of fury and helplessness, makes me just vibrate with anger in a way nothing else can.

first order of business has to be expanding the court. the case for 13 districts is clean

well no shit

February 5, 2025. Trump announces he is going to build a new ballroom at the WH and pay for it with his own money: “It’s going to cost nothing. I will spend the whole thing myself.”

o shit there he goes

Fucking hell, his priority isn't taking down a fascist dictator-wannabe, but "driving down costs." What are we even doing here?

You know, I bet getting rid of the people who are constantly pumping and dumping markets and who started a war against a country that can put an extremely critical resource in a stranglehold just *might* possibly help with driving down costs. Possibly.

I guess in my heart of hearts I have trouble imagining Trump caring about legacy, he wants to rack up achievements and awards NOW so he can be adored NOW. A future after his death is a future I don't think he can even process, really, the rest of us aren't real to him