This is so funny. It's like a sidebar in a textbook "Did you know? In order to do his job, an FBI director must be conscious"

John Kerry ordered a $4 Yuengling instead of a $3 Coors Light & our political media spent months tarring him as an out of touch elitist

As ever, the vital fact about Donald Trump is that his endless desire for vengeance will be equally matched at all times by his sloth.

i don't trust the government so i signed up for the army — ??????? these people are so fucking lost and cooked. id feel bad for them if i were in a better mood.

this actually made me snort laugh

truly amazing levels of dipshittery

sometimes I guess there just aren't enough rocks

I am a registered Democrat and I like that the Democratic Party, while certainly not perfect, is pretty good at kicking these creeps out. When Cuomo lost the primary to Mamdani, and then got smacked in the general, it filled me with a degree of pride in the party.

the consistent belief of the reactionary right is that women are incapable of being free and equal citizens and must be remanded into the keeping of a patriarch

If the chatbot isn't sycophantic they won't use it, if they don't use it everything crashes, if they do use it they will kill people or themselves. I love the cavalcade of man-made horrors we're getting to live through.

A woman sued OpenAI last week alleging that ChatGPT reinforced the obsessive, violent delusions of her stalker (her ex-boyfriend.) This woman's claims (as detailed by TechCrunch, left) are chillingly similar to those of a completely different woman whose story Futurism reported on in Feb (right):

“I don’t know what the government does or how it works but I know that it’s Bad” IS the conservative movement. They’re all exactly like this. Stupid, incurious, unserious people.

I think in general we need to be thinking this. Too many men have had a pass at their bad behavior and now we get accused of "purity tests" when wanting an elected official to pass the same standards as you would want in anyone. 1) not a sex pervert 2) not a nazi The bar is so low.

Yes even him

I’m fairly sure that every single “irreplaceable genius” who’s been exposed as a sex pest personally drove at least one woman who would have outstripped them out of their field

I mean I'm cool with this

JD is catholic like I am queen of Burkina Faso.

good no room for rapists in my party

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

lol whaaaaat?

Did you know the Pope’s Boss is a convicted criminal who was so bad they executed Him?!?!

JD Vance is like the Death Cat in a nursing home. #DeathCatVance

Just read it and decide for yourself. I think it is spot on, 💯. It is not dominance. It is a man burning down his own house and whooping at the flames. The saddest part is not that America is losing its allies. The saddest part is that half the country thinks that is the point.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

the leader of SECDEF Pete Hegseth's church held a conference announcing their vision (read: plan) of an america that bans non-"christian" religions, allows slavery, banning 'public' expression of LGBT identity, arguing for a "sexual gestapo" (their words), broadly banning women's vote, etc...

If they want me to respect them when they’re dying or dead, they need to not be a jerk ass when they’re living and healthy.

They act like assault victims are taking their shiny toys away instead of PREVENTING US FROM BEING GOVERNED BY RAPEY ASSHOLES.

If I never have to read some person saying "what happened to innocent until proven guilty" about why some guy should still be elected to one of the most powerful positions in the country despite numerous sexual assault allegations it will be too soon

Just out here humiliating his wife even further instead of dropping out. This f’n guy.

LOUDER

might as well face it you're addicted to chuds

might as well face it you're addicted to chuds

These dudes looked at the Republicans that constantly voted on doomed Benghazi hearings for years - and later won - and still think that you can’t impress a message to the electorate through show. Ridiculous.

I really cannot overstate how out-of-the-blue this press conference from Melanie is. I had not thought about this person for maybe weeks? And suddenly she's Streisanding herself about her disgraceful husband's dead pedophile best friend on a Thursday afternoon. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Literally a hole in the ground countries and corporations can throw bribes into

Ope! Buckle up Gen Z/Alpha (I hate this for you)

(Trying to come up with a relatable analogy) You know how your wife be wanting to kill herself?

‘I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, decided not to destroy an entire civilisation. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, The Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.’

At this point, if Pennywise tries to lure me into the sewer, I’m going.

Also, Trump could have avoided all this by never starting a stupid fucking war in the first place.

when we reach The Day It Finally Happens - I hope he is immediately and thereafter repeatedly reincarnated as a dung beetle

I'm just sad Trump's probably sundowning too hard to really understand just how much he's eating shit right now

Wisconsin is showing that you can fight creeping authoritarianism by getting organized and consistently voting, year after year, in small races and big ones, to win back democracy by voting in people who actually support democratic process.

Also a reminder that Kamala Harris absolutely dog-walked Trump in her debate & it just pissed off the racists more.

I simply can’t believe Congress and the cabinet are sitting around, totally fine with what is absolutely demented behavior from the president.

Every time Trump "makes a deal"

We can’t keep going on like this. Impeach and remove him immediately.

The Republican Party in Congress is holding the country hostage to a madman

all day every day