Happy Monochrome Monday or whatever.

Cheeks 🍑

highlights from 2025 🎑

Nobody talk to me I am UNWELL 😍

I'm a simple guy. I see a butt, I click like.

Overheard at D&D retreat: “She’s riding the cock lobster like a pony.”

Oh no… I just started a remote job again. FFXIV on Switch 2 is the *last* news I needed. ☠️☠️☠️

Happy Furiday

Man in the mirror

"Hey! T-That's so awkward.."

Big same.

It does my soul good to watch My Neighbor Totoro every so often. Highly recommend.

Isn’t it ✨SHINY✨

Got my haircut last night. I’m trying something new with my hair (the little curl business). 😅

happy #humpday from my ass to you 🙂‍↕️😈

🤣🤣🤣 Sequential images > accidentally humorous FTW. Is there a term for that yet?

OMG WE GOT TICKETS I’M SO EXCITED OMG OMG OMG

Birthday boy in his birthday suit with plenty of cake to share 🥳🎈here’s to 33!

Well g’morning, y’all 😏 #mcm

flexin’ feat. goober face

You have all of this in front of you, what’s the first think you’ll do? 😈

I was chatting with someone who described themselves as a “chonky lil gremlin in heat” and reader, I don’t know that there’s a more succinct way to describe my type than that.

National send nude day is everyday if you the right gay friends

It’s #FCF 😈

Fun mix of some prints 💚

Peak male physique

MA’AM. (I’m so excited this album is here and this song is a BOP and apparently it was inspired by a Passover party where SHOSHANA BEAN was singing???)

Had some fun this afternoon

I feel like Bsky just really represents it's users. Constantly at it's limit, barely able to function and crashing out over the burdens of the world

My introverted ass after a few hours of socializing

Dad bod

Craziness!

🥵🥵🥵

POV: you’re 6’

“So, uh…I need to go for my daily walk. Would you…care to help me out?”

Happy #humpday from my soapy shower 🧼🚿

New MUNA track is so good 🔥 open.spotify.com/track/1484Jj...

Happy hump day guys! Don’t forget to eat some peach today! 😈👌🍑

Happy Sunday BlueSky. Haven't forgotten about you. Just putting in the work.

I hope your post nut clarity reveals that you do deserve a sweet treat and your body isn’t ugly 🥰

Revisiting this iconic concert. Happy 28th anniversary to VH1 Divas Live

Trying to remember how to draw, quick rough warmup bear

My all time fav position #art #illustration #sexy

the gay // his pop diva

Have a throw back because I really like how I look here 🥰

inside you there are two wolves

Just saw someone abbreviate "fossil fuels" as FF and I need hets to understand that specific abbreviation is very much taken