Woofs are great but have you tried sending me $500?

Can 5’8 people be models on project runway?

Mewvie time

I may be old, but I think it’s pretty neat that I’ve experienced every generation of video gaming first hand.

Haley Joel Osment could smack me with his keyblade any day.

Had a great time playing softball this year!

Impeach this, impeach that. When are you gonna get im this peach?

Every time I see a Fortnite clip I’m even more confused about that game.

Had a great time playing softball this year!

Fine I’ll watch Wicked every day until part 2!

why do I smell microwaved fish?

okkkkk what should I get tattooed on my hands

Saw some pics of myself and

Keke Palmer was born to be famous.

bad at making and keeping friends, amazing with foes

Why does this icon library have two different sword icons but nothing for walking?

Another day another man explaining something for a woman

What is called when you think everyone is gonna yell at you?

Gonna become a high school teacher to wield bathroom privileges with an iron fist.

*posts hole to test engagement*

“What’s the vibe?” I ask, in tears.

Blessed vault.

STOP showing me real world events! I am DISASSOCIATING

Sony PSPenis

did I miss the rupture?

blep

It would be incredible if I could get into a group to play this game I pay for

The Great Deku Tree was my first daddy crush.

Ned Fulmer’s reappearance has me shaken.

Gay for Zelda

All nervous. No system.

I really thought there would be more makeover sequences in real life.

this d4vd shit has me gooped gagged and guffawed

Self help book: how to love yourself as much as you love cake

We went from heat advisory to frost advisory way too quickly.

Labubus were created by the Negaverse to steal your energy.

the gayest thing about me is I wash my ass

fell asleep on the couch watching power rangers last night

Which of the seven dwarves is the hottest?

Gay for Zelda

Tattoooooo daaaaaay

hey should I spend $70 on a cute anime girl figure?

My OF is just me doom scrolling and talking about HxH

maybe I’ll get a climbing gym membership for the winter

You know someone is lost when they @ you in a DM.

Can Netflix cancel America?

dick cheese pull

Straight people will take any opportunity to talk about their kids.

this d4vd thing is craaaaaazy

Come over and watch anime with me