Meanwhile, at “the Board of Peace”…

I’ve been in meetings the past five hours and now I have to go to the gym kill me

being hot doesn’t matter if you’re unlikable

did I work out or piss you decide

pink pony salt

being hot doesn’t matter if you’re unlikable

omg cannot believe i am so old and still only 25% tattooed

did I work out or piss you decide

Monday again 😩 #mcm

if your name starts with A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, or Z: what’s up

seeing a picture from you pornative years is a special kind of nostalgia

just heard Tanjirou’s english voice

charm

gays with huge friend groups: who tf you think you are bitch

Sandy Cheeks is my porn name

mr krabs can get it tho

watching the spongebob musical pro shot and I’m overstimulated

you ever just aaaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!!!! ?

dumbass line

If I was a demon (Demon Slayer style) I would definitely eat humans those guys suuuuuuuuck

getting a notification from an app only to be asked to log back in is the eighth level of hell

tbh I am not built for the rough and tumble life of losing friends

I swear people used to invite me to things

don't tell me my delivery is en route when I have time to make an entire cake between the message and the delivery

liking my posts is great but have you considered developing a meaningful friendship built around mutual interests and respect with me?

cringe that no one has asked me to go for brunch today

Expedition 33 collectibles from Laced Records, I had completely forgot they were arriving today. Think the music is even more melancholic coming from a music box... thought that would be impossible. 🥲

quirked out

omg the gym is dead, a january miracle

My happy place (shoving my face).

found another bathroom mirror

if you never traveled down south (my ass) before, I recommend it

I’d welcome a brain tadpole, someone to talk about ragnarok online with

if I had known people were gonna think I was good looking when I grew up I would have skipped all the personality developing trauma

gotta keep getting tattoos so it’s easy to identify the body

crazy this was only one season but fundamentally shaped me

Werk

can’t wait for Mexico so I can watch my flight on flight tracker in real time

FRIEREN!!!

it’s this handsome lad’s birthday today! 😍 @pattypocket89.bsky.social

working out isn’t enough i need to get folded and get pounded inside out by a train like the compact sack of fuckmeat i’m built to be

I don’t even wanna be a pup I just like the masks 😩😩

I make being weird and clingy look good

POV: You watching me wake just before I question how you got passed the hound of infinite yappy barks to breach my bedchamber....

🐶⚠️ Dog Stop! ⚠️🐶 You must post a picture with your dog to continue!

who is my celebrity doppelgänger and if you say ed sheeran I will jump

pov ur a bowl of ice cream

omg do I revamp my entire island or what anyone back on acnh add me?

are door frame pull up bars any good or am I just gonna destroy my wall?

pov ur a bowl of ice cream