I should try commander. *sees price of a precon deck* I should stick to LCGs.

Since Muir Cap Monday is a thing 😏 #muircapmonday

Hi. Trust the process. Happy Hump Day!

legs

Fellas, is it gay to suck on your homie's little piggies?

hot take: I could use more naked men in and around my body

I am so wet rn wyd?

All gussied up with no where to go :'(

Some oldies.

Another shitty bear with bad politics? Groundbreaking.

Y'all are queerphobic as fuck, btw.

Throw it back to 🛋️🏄‍♂️. Happy Thursday

do these bara artist not draw black men or do they not know how and refuse to learn?

god I hate straight men

🫵 Humpday?

Gymming got me all tryin' it. 😝

throwback hump

zug

Outtake

Got a new shirt!

I feel like I'm 80-100lbs less than I actually am. Thats probably supposed to be a good thing, but its just frustrating.

Thick idiot (I say giggling in the mirror)

last day being haunted ama

Went to the beach beach

hey from this scary vrbo

I don't need lube on #FCF

🙈

Felt cute.

ARPGs are just idle games for grown folks.

This shirt is comfy.

🙆‍♂️

Lying on the couch like

How your email finds me.

tumbilical cord tuesday

💦💦

🦔

Guess I am getting a singlet collection at this rate! lol

Couldn't be me. #EternallyMilkable

I haven't been swimming in years. I need a friend with a pool.

butt stuff

gays in a bunker 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 @pattypocket89.bsky.social

I truly need to invest in better lighting for this room.

Its all smoke and mirrors.

follow this babe, he's got a huge ass and a heart of gold

time to hit up an underground museum on this gorgeous day with this gorgeous man @pattypocket89.bsky.social

If you wanna be happy just marry multiple hot men who can cook and are funny and love you. It worked for me.

one of my fave jocks

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Get up and get bred! ... get this bread?

In my naked 'round the house era.