POV you are my Switch while I fight Hackrobat.

“Kink for me, but not for thee” ass 19 year old puritans wanting us to go back to missionary sex and promise rings need to shut the fuck up and keep their head in the ground. “Nooo but I should always be comfortable!” Then curate your space and block them! It’s that easy! Fuck!

zugzug

cannot take this game seriously

New ring is bigger than I thought. I don't hate it, but might needs some more options.

Saw a hot chub couple at the grocery store and they didn't follow me home and spitroast me. Why don't good things ever happen to me?

Don't you hate when you feel cute but then you take a selfie and just totally deflate?

Make sure to always stretch before the gym. Pull day! 💪

Having to dry myself off in 2026? Smh.

An old picture of myself triggered a matching sex dream.

This!

Stretching my hole.

Leg day ✅

went before work for once feat. thousand yard stare

Who wants to pretend to be me at therapy so I can stay home and play bideo games?

Let's get this gym on... again already? 😪

Ye olde days

I gotta get more dicks in me.

🩲

I don't really get why people can't extrapolate paragraphs worth of intent from a single word or facial expression. I'm very clear.

Gym is definitely improving libido

Another post gym selfy. Much variety. Such wow.

Inspired by 🚿

Me when I see that goober across the gym.

🥰

hump (this) day

Warmth, at last.

Who getting ooked in their dooker?

My face doesn't get sat on enough.

Another gym session down. Time for Mythic+ in WoW ⌨️🖱

It cold.

Youths not understanding what clockwise means is going to trigger my jokerfication.

I'm at the age where I burp like Barney.

So close to being in another Satisfactory era.

flexin’ feat. goober face

Me when man go 😛.

I wish more homies lived close.

Flashback with a cheeky king 👑 :p

happy hump day

This was TOUGH! grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Tried to have no dupes, BUT... grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

This bitch went to therapy.

POV: Você alugou um apartamento na parte baixa do Minhocão e está olhando pela varanda

Gym done! Back to Mythic+ in WoW all day.....

🔴💪🏻🐶

You must be able to solve this puzzle to ride this ride.

Post lifting glow or something

put that c*m in this b*m!

My husband keeps calling me a stupid fat bitch, but little does he know I'm a fat stupid bitch. 🙂‍↕️

Testing out the webcam i dug out so I can be more active on calls. Think it will do its job! Also rep for CGM diabetics, or something.