i have chores to do but

Had wayyy too much plum wine oops

Oh no, he has become too powerful

Okay it’s been 3 weeks since a hair/beard trim (my normal window). I’m abroad for 10 weeks so everything beyond this is uncharted territory

Baby Jane Doe Boomerang Idol

Chonkin’

Powers restored or something...

vendredi saint

Feeling fresh

Nature is healing (tiktok is consistently showing me thirst traps again)

Does this make me look classy?

Friday Eve

Let the birthday shenanigans begin! 🎂🥳🎊

I find myself being more and more attracted to pits as time goes on. Not that I’m complaining 🤷‍♂️

Just having my week quietly rocked by Gollum Big Naturals

i got my first baby tee and mama, we’re cooking 🌱✨

Does this make me look classy?

Also here’s a well lit selfie for your end of the world media

Pokemon rager this weekend what do we think of the fit 90% people gonna be wearing?

I’m a bunny rabbit, duh

cleans up nice happy wednesday

Someone called me a muscle otter today so I guess words don't mean anything anymore!

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Someone called me a muscle otter today so I guess words don't mean anything anymore!

It’s hump day! Throwback to some TBRU jockstrap fun. I still need to go through all my pics and vids I took ><

This week's St. Denis Medical is maybe the best episode of a sitcom in over a decade?

never been so hairy in my life. About to sweat like a pig all summer 🐖

Pit-stop Tuesdays, baybayy! … No idea - I’m tired.

Ohhhh it's basically posting your wordle results for Pokémon gays, I get it now

Sorry but I have no idea what tf is happening when people post screenshots of Pokémon cards, are you playing Pokémon cards on an app??

gm 🌘

Puppy’s First Office Job

I'm actually hilariously pale

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All blue but feeling good this lazy sunday!

Just popping in to say hi 👋

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I'm actually hilariously pale

One more for vanity

It’s be blood of my enemies (It’s small because I don’t have many enemies, I’m very likeable)

I got a singlet. What do y’all think?

allergies been kicking my ass for a week

Went out last night and danced and now I'm tired

good morning 🌱

Saturday morning cuddles

I’m so excited to have a usable balcony back again and taking advantage of this 44 degree morning! 🥰