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This jockstrap has to be 12 years old at this point

lately

It's warmed up to -3° so I can downgrade my winter jacket

Suh

Office is still a mess from moving and I lost my pants

Happy flex Friday! #flexfriday

New haircut, who is she?!?

Can I help you, little guy?

Beard trim booked for tomorrow because she is a MESS ✂️

Got a haircut!

pits and tits

Do I look good on my knees?

tradmil

The badonkadonk in these jeans is insane.

Got a haircut!

obligatory ikea mirror selfie on my birthday 🙂‍↕️🥰✨

Feeling curvy on this hump day 〰️

Motivation - Burnt out Tummy - Upset But I sort of have biceps in this photo so POST

Tanning the cheeks

wish we could add songs to posts here. if i could, i’d add “Total Trash” by Sonic Youth to this one.

Rise and shine from this 🐻

Accidentally lit my butt like a literal peach

saturdays a rugby day

This pic did numbers on insta.

Accidentally lit my butt like a literal peach

Handsome?

You can bury your face in it as a treat

On vacation, new tattoo.

does my tan make my ass look fatter y or n

Happy FCF - Fresh (Hair)Cut Friday

Ok yes I did find a nice patch of light by the window yesterday, you caught me

Hello(?)

Chat he didn’t go too short up top did he?

At the end of the day it’s just me and my one flexing pose

🫨 G .. gay … uuuhh 😮‍💨🫢 gay powers… restored!!!

Ok yes I did find a nice patch of light by the window yesterday, you caught me

Happy Thursday or whatever

Hey fellas

About to jump into this tub 🛁 👋🏻

Not mad about my arm side profile at the moment.

Polo neck - dad in a good way or dad in a bad way?