happy 5/12 to all my 5’12” kings 😍 it’s finally our day 💁🏻‍♂️

my boys omg 🥹

oh no it’s skircle season again oh fuh muh luhf

fresh out the shower and

Ayyy one year out and my thyroglobulin levels remain undetectable 💪🏻 !! Just 4 more years of this and my risk of cancer returning drops from 30% to 5%

NEW PHYSICAL MEDIA PURCHASES SHOULD COME WITH DIGITAL DOWNLOAD CODES

calm little physical media splurge

ok, so like if,

👹 hello 👹

Double Feature Sunday: Hokum and then the Drama

oh I got pics that satisfy both the mustache and butt prompts in one that would make y’all’s toes curl but this is just not that kind of page any more 🙂‍↔️

✨nothing but vibezzz ✨

put nacho cheese on my eggs this morning

over ur deadge body TONIGHT! 🍿

got some artwork for on the mantel.

i made a lil cherry blossom cocktail 🌸

good morning and happy saturday if you celebrate 🌞

happy fridih bloomfies 8===✊🏼=D💦👅

the best laid plans of transporting cupcakes oft go awry 🧁

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i picked volver (2006) for discord movie night and almost everyone left within 30 mins.

kale in smoothie (y/n)?

living room update: we went with the green and I love it 😍

did you know you can pop corn right on the cob it’s actually pretty cool 👨🏻‍🔬

brutus in repose

made a lil mango strawberry parfait or whateva. and that’s homemade whip cream ladies 🙂‍↕️

new crocs for the summer don’t be a bummer babe

tried posting dih today and bsky immediately crashed lol sorry bout that guys won’t happen again o7

are we gonna have to go back to the bad place 😭🔫

i hope u don’t mind if i just

For my fellow horror comedy aficionados, this movie NEEDS to be on your watchlist if it isn’t yet. it is so stupidly charming and funny with some great gore like am obsessed. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Brutus and Patrick: two if by nap time.

🎵 you. are. a. HOT dog. 🎵

I may be a tiny pickle but I believe in you. Go do your thing.

We had to have our wall completely torn out and replaced due to water damage and thinking about an accent wall once it’s done. What do we think of this color??

flexing for my gd LIFE over here and my face just being derpy asl like 🌝

happy tuesday to those who celebrate

Wait hold on there’s no way. Computer, enhance.

heh, got my hot cross buns out and glazed for ya my little Easter bunnies 😈

2.5 miles, 2,500 feet of elevation. My dogs are BARKIN

I would say the color of this sweatshirt is probably like. a light brushed sage haha hi 👋🏻

“This is the last time, I promise,” he whispered to himself as he ordered Taco Bell for the last time, the last time.

time for some dbd with the homies 🙂‍↕️

Brutus, definitely NOT stressed out at the vet

They Will Kill You, TONIGHT!! But first a fancy old fashioned 🤩

how about some ready or not 2 and calm lil shopping spree then eh 🙂‍↕️

happy Saturday of course 🐕 ☀️

honestly my dear yoomfs, I lowkey fuck with it. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

👋🏻 the bride TONIGHT 👰🏻‍♂️⚡️

i actually took this picture for you, a long time ago