patrick
@pfunksahunk.bsky.social
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Artist, dog lover, and avid reader.
this little loaf of bread 🍞
7 days ago
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WE WERE PROMISED A WORLD FREE FROM THE CONJURING SLOP WHO IS RESPONSIBLE 😭😭😭😭😭
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7 days ago
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got 4 likes on a Letterboxd review, shits getting serious time to start a YouTube channel.
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8 days ago
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social media moderation will be like, are you shirtless?? WARNING. did you make a joke about suicide?? BANNED. Are you a literal nazi?? ayyy get over here big boy youre alright with me you little goofball.
8 days ago
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"caught in the crossfire between state and stupid" what a truly insane time in the US where Plato is being banned from fucking philosophy courses 🤯🔫
8 days ago
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omg it’s time like we are about to experience absolute CINEMA folks
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9 days ago
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cabbage should come with a warning label
9 days ago
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seeing resurrection today 👏🏻 🥹
9 days ago
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would be so quirky if I accidentally dropped the towel am I right hahahaha 😛 jk
10 days ago
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daresaypj
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Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous
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and if I said it was a perfect day for a little 🥾🏔️🌄 ???
13 days ago
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16 days ago
but don’t worry, the 2K bots who like your thirst traps are soooo worth keeping your twitter account 🙄🙄
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If you pay for twitter you’re a fucking loser (derogatory)
16 days ago
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The Pink Opaque tonight? The Pink Opaque tonight queen??
16 days ago
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All four of these movies are absolute fucking bangers bro the taste is impeccable
21 days ago
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Right, so I really like John Wick.
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21 days ago
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Brutus looks so cute on new years day
22 days ago
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I hope this message finds you having a very pleasant and happy new year’s eve of course.
23 days ago
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Hmmm, Im not sure everyone really understands what a “hear me out” is… but some of yall … like damn some of yall are just freaky as hell huh 😈
24 days ago
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lil tipsy rn is it cool with you if I just 💪🏻 rq or nah
about 1 month ago
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it’s the way oomfies got into a fight with each other and left the group chat but didn’t bother telling me 😭
about 1 month ago
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Haven’t played dead by daylight since July but it still managed to once again be my most played?? that game is truly an inescapable curse 😵
about 1 month ago
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Yalls bsky wrapped are all so eerily similar like we have got to do better no wonder the new ppl hate it here 😭
about 1 month ago
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Some kid at the bar this weekend tried to buy me a jaeger bomb and when I said it was getting a little late for Red Bull, he said I was acting like a 30 year old and to just take the shot. (I did not take the shot)
about 1 month ago
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silent night, deadly night. TONIGHT! 🪓🎅
about 1 month ago
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kill bill in 20 mins divas I’m about to be seated this is crazy ahhhh
about 2 months ago
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It’s been just over a year since I cancelled my Netflix account and got a monthly movie pass for the theaters in my town. It’s one of the best choices I’ve ever made with regard to the money i spend on entertainment.
about 2 months ago
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variety putting the adulterer with the nazi this is so unhinged it’s like the celebrity version of a low elo lobby
about 2 months ago
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That Bluesky harvest thing yall are doing literally just called me a loser reply guy virgin who can’t drive now what the hell???? 😭
about 2 months ago
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what if I just 👨🏻🍑🤳 real quick
about 2 months ago
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Finally started Welcome to Derry and it’s such a weird sensation to be both incredibly stressed and super bored at the same time.
about 2 months ago
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The Noah schnapp payola insane tonight on the fash app lol. Also it’s kinda crazy how much the fandom was like please kill will off and this what we got instead 🥲
about 2 months ago
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I call it “the upside down” 😜 mmhmm yeah I know what you like. Spruce tip infused vodka, juice of half a lime, 4 dashes of cranberry bitters, and ginger beer.
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about 2 months ago
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idk I kinda long longer gym shorts haha stranger things tonight yay gonna make a fancy cocktail
about 2 months ago
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I’m like so tired of the wicked discourse already I’m actually gonna kay my ess.
about 2 months ago
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now why are we writing “before/after” but then posting the after first. like if you’re not gonna take this seriously neither am I 😭😭😭
2 months ago
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alright worked out and it’s time for Pluribus the best show on TV right now I will not stand for any slander.
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2 months ago
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hey boys
2 months ago
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Nature is healing 🤩
3 months ago
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I’m not well. 10/10.
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3 months ago
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Bugonia tonight, queens. r u into that or nah
3 months ago
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just randomly watched the new rosalia video. "bjird" hehehe i get it now.
3 months ago
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Y’all this movie was sooo good! Trust me, get the girlies together and GO SUPPORT THIS FILM!! So much fun to see in the theater. Damn what a treat.
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3 months ago
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movie night: Queens of the Dead 🧟♀️👠
3 months ago
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Oh thank god. The Michael Chaves reign of terror is finally over we all cheered.
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3 months ago
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workout done time to go get silly on wine and play video games 🙂
4 months ago
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its the way taydolf could’ve dropped the most insane protest album the world has ever SEEN and been credited with saving all of humanity in the process. like she could’ve healed the world, made it a better place. instead we got this slop
4 months ago
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MAGDALENA BAY CONCERT TONIGHT 🚨🚨🚨
4 months ago
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toxic avenger tonight boys hooray got my frozen junior mints im ready 2 go
5 months ago
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Just saw Weapons and while it’s not quite surpassing Sinners for me (nothing will), it is undoubtedly one of the best horror movies I have seen this year. I am obsessed 🤩
6 months ago
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