patrick
@pfunksahunk.bsky.social
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Artist, dog lover, and avid reader.
how about some ready or not 2 and calm lil shopping spree then eh πββοΈ
2 days ago
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happy Saturday of course π βοΈ
9 days ago
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honestly my dear yoomfs, I lowkey fuck with it. βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
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17 days ago
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ππ» the bride TONIGHT π°π»ββοΈβ‘οΈ
17 days ago
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i actually took this picture for you, a long time ago
19 days ago
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I just learned that you can keep your water after hard boiling eggs to wash ur dirty dishes with later and not only are you saving money but ur also saving the planet π π₯°
20 days ago
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commented on a post after it was deleted
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20 days ago
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on march 3rd, he asked me what day it was
20 days ago
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whats up my guy
24 days ago
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cinema has just been saved please Rachel I need advance screening PLEASE
25 days ago
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canβt remember my login for the patrickalt and got locked out βΉοΈ so have to post this here βΉοΈ you understand βΉοΈ for humpday βΉοΈ
26 days ago
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white fur dog ears unmade bed green and grey blankets photo taker
27 days ago
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oh man 4οΈβ£2οΈβ£ already huh ποΈπ ποΈ
about 1 month ago
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well, well, well if it isnt
about 1 month ago
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πππ«²π»
about 1 month ago
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good morning im finally awake now pull that dick out ππ»
about 2 months ago
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Pleaseeee
@letterboxd.social
did you really hide the ratings bar and all reviews from the Melania documentary?? π the ratings and reviews were visible like a day ago π
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about 2 months ago
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Not the Guy
about 2 months ago
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do yall like goofy looking dudes with big noses be honest
about 2 months ago
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this little loaf of bread π
2 months ago
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WE WERE PROMISED A WORLD FREE FROM THE CONJURING SLOP WHO IS RESPONSIBLE πππππ
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2 months ago
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got 4 likes on a Letterboxd review, shits getting serious time to start a YouTube channel.
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2 months ago
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social media moderation will be like, are you shirtless?? WARNING. did you make a joke about suicide?? BANNED. Are you a literal nazi?? ayyy get over here big boy youre alright with me you little goofball.
2 months ago
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"caught in the crossfire between state and stupid" what a truly insane time in the US where Plato is being banned from fucking philosophy courses π€―π«
2 months ago
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omg itβs time like we are about to experience absolute CINEMA folks
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2 months ago
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cabbage should come with a warning label
2 months ago
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seeing resurrection today ππ» π₯Ή
2 months ago
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would be so quirky if I accidentally dropped the towel am I right hahahaha π jk
2 months ago
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daresaypj
2 months ago
Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous
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and if I said it was a perfect day for a little π₯ΎποΈπ ???
2 months ago
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2 months ago
but donβt worry, the 2K bots who like your thirst traps are soooo worth keeping your twitter account ππ
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If you pay for twitter youβre a fucking loser (derogatory)
2 months ago
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The Pink Opaque tonight? The Pink Opaque tonight queen??
3 months ago
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All four of these movies are absolute fucking bangers bro the taste is impeccable
3 months ago
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Right, so I really like John Wick.
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3 months ago
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Brutus looks so cute on new years day
3 months ago
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I hope this message finds you having a very pleasant and happy new yearβs eve of course.
3 months ago
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Hmmm, Im not sure everyone really understands what a βhear me outβ isβ¦ but some of yall β¦ like damn some of yall are just freaky as hell huh π
3 months ago
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lil tipsy rn is it cool with you if I just πͺπ» rq or nah
3 months ago
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itβs the way oomfies got into a fight with each other and left the group chat but didnβt bother telling me π
3 months ago
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Havenβt played dead by daylight since July but it still managed to once again be my most played?? that game is truly an inescapable curse π΅
3 months ago
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Yalls bsky wrapped are all so eerily similar like we have got to do better no wonder the new ppl hate it here π
3 months ago
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Some kid at the bar this weekend tried to buy me a jaeger bomb and when I said it was getting a little late for Red Bull, he said I was acting like a 30 year old and to just take the shot. (I did not take the shot)
3 months ago
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silent night, deadly night. TONIGHT! πͺπ
3 months ago
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kill bill in 20 mins divas Iβm about to be seated this is crazy ahhhh
4 months ago
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Itβs been just over a year since I cancelled my Netflix account and got a monthly movie pass for the theaters in my town. Itβs one of the best choices Iβve ever made with regard to the money i spend on entertainment.
4 months ago
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variety putting the adulterer with the nazi this is so unhinged itβs like the celebrity version of a low elo lobby
4 months ago
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That Bluesky harvest thing yall are doing literally just called me a loser reply guy virgin who canβt drive now what the hell???? π
4 months ago
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what if I just π¨π»ππ€³ real quick
4 months ago
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Finally started Welcome to Derry and itβs such a weird sensation to be both incredibly stressed and super bored at the same time.
4 months ago
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