how about some ready or not 2 and calm lil shopping spree then eh 🙂‍↕️

happy Saturday of course 🐕 ☀️

honestly my dear yoomfs, I lowkey fuck with it. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

👋🏻 the bride TONIGHT 👰🏻‍♂️⚡️

i actually took this picture for you, a long time ago

I just learned that you can keep your water after hard boiling eggs to wash ur dirty dishes with later and not only are you saving money but ur also saving the planet 🌎 🥰

commented on a post after it was deleted

on march 3rd, he asked me what day it was

whats up my guy

cinema has just been saved please Rachel I need advance screening PLEASE

can’t remember my login for the patrickalt and got locked out ☹️ so have to post this here ☹️ you understand ☹️ for humpday ☹️

white fur dog ears unmade bed green and grey blankets photo taker

oh man 4️⃣2️⃣ already huh 👁️👅👁️

well, well, well if it isnt

😛👖🫲🏻

good morning im finally awake now pull that dick out 👏🏻

Pleaseeee @letterboxd.social did you really hide the ratings bar and all reviews from the Melania documentary?? 😭 the ratings and reviews were visible like a day ago 😭

do yall like goofy looking dudes with big noses be honest

this little loaf of bread 🍞

WE WERE PROMISED A WORLD FREE FROM THE CONJURING SLOP WHO IS RESPONSIBLE 😭😭😭😭😭

got 4 likes on a Letterboxd review, shits getting serious time to start a YouTube channel.

social media moderation will be like, are you shirtless?? WARNING. did you make a joke about suicide?? BANNED. Are you a literal nazi?? ayyy get over here big boy youre alright with me you little goofball.

"caught in the crossfire between state and stupid" what a truly insane time in the US where Plato is being banned from fucking philosophy courses 🤯🔫

omg it’s time like we are about to experience absolute CINEMA folks

cabbage should come with a warning label

seeing resurrection today 👏🏻 🥹

would be so quirky if I accidentally dropped the towel am I right hahahaha 😛 jk

Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous

and if I said it was a perfect day for a little 🥾🏔️🌄 ???

but don’t worry, the 2K bots who like your thirst traps are soooo worth keeping your twitter account 🙄🙄

If you pay for twitter you’re a fucking loser (derogatory)

The Pink Opaque tonight? The Pink Opaque tonight queen??

All four of these movies are absolute fucking bangers bro the taste is impeccable

Right, so I really like John Wick.

Brutus looks so cute on new years day

I hope this message finds you having a very pleasant and happy new year’s eve of course.

Hmmm, Im not sure everyone really understands what a “hear me out” is… but some of yall … like damn some of yall are just freaky as hell huh 😈

lil tipsy rn is it cool with you if I just 💪🏻 rq or nah

it’s the way oomfies got into a fight with each other and left the group chat but didn’t bother telling me 😭

Haven’t played dead by daylight since July but it still managed to once again be my most played?? that game is truly an inescapable curse 😵

Yalls bsky wrapped are all so eerily similar like we have got to do better no wonder the new ppl hate it here 😭

Some kid at the bar this weekend tried to buy me a jaeger bomb and when I said it was getting a little late for Red Bull, he said I was acting like a 30 year old and to just take the shot. (I did not take the shot)

silent night, deadly night. TONIGHT! 🪓🎅

kill bill in 20 mins divas I’m about to be seated this is crazy ahhhh

It’s been just over a year since I cancelled my Netflix account and got a monthly movie pass for the theaters in my town. It’s one of the best choices I’ve ever made with regard to the money i spend on entertainment.

variety putting the adulterer with the nazi this is so unhinged it’s like the celebrity version of a low elo lobby

That Bluesky harvest thing yall are doing literally just called me a loser reply guy virgin who can’t drive now what the hell???? 😭

what if I just 👨🏻🍑🤳 real quick

Finally started Welcome to Derry and it’s such a weird sensation to be both incredibly stressed and super bored at the same time.