When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread into data centre coolant. I’m coming back

You should be horizontal now

Is this an appropriate photo to send to my doctor about the contact dermatitis on my shoulder ❤️❓

I’m tryna be lean cuisine

Losing weight but not the ass 🍑

Dieting kinda sucks, but you know who else does?

No YOU just got fucked🤫

Imagine it was you 😏

Has the transparency trend made it here too or are we being normal

Didn’t have time to do laundry, so jockstrap to a funeral is the result 🫠

It’s a bit hot out 😮‍💨🫩

Do I look masculine in my little i20

Hi this is my rendition of crank by slayyyter if she was celiac and just ate gluten “I get less bloated off that tequila” Thank you ☺️

Well fortunately I remember how to tie a tie

My new favourite past time is adding shows and movies “to the list”. “Yeah that’s on my list” (I’m never watching it)

Group project but your partner is assigned 😭

No it’s good I just wasn’t expecting that

Je suis, how you would say, ‘on the floor’ 🥸

Visualising in the mirror the man I want to be

I need more queer horror media (Pic for the algorithm)

I read TWO books over the weekend, does my head look bigger yet 🤓

Which one of these should be my LinkedIn profile picture? 🤩

This is what the fridge sees when I check if for the 10th time that day

I fell and my shirt lifted up, oh no 😣

Spent all day saying it’s Thursday and not one person corrected me

Lost a little weight but I ain’t never lost a tushy

I fucking LOVE going non verbal but the bitches HATE it when you go non verbal. Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.

I think taking a melon baller to the middle of my brain would feel soooo good tbh

Scratch my back?

Splish splash 🛁

I’m lowkey a fat chud who likes anime and valorant

Back shots but I keep asking “are you mad at me?” because I’m overthinking how aggressively you’re thrusting

I have successfully managed to deploy my A.T. field

Hoppy Easter

I’m a bunny rabbit, duh

It’s be blood of my enemies (It’s small because I don’t have many enemies, I’m very likeable)

Thick thigh pussy salad for lunch again, I’m so hungry 😫

I am Pibble. Wash ma belly

When Julia Fox said “I’m a bitch, I’m a girl, I’m a mother, I’m a whore” I felt that. (I’m none of those but that sounds rough 💕)

I’m only dead on the outside (And the inside (but not where it matters) )

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

Let’s get this place HUMID!

No one will let me top them because my ass is too fat

Subliminal messaging 🌀🌀🌀

I need a fucking BREAKKKKKKKKKK 🙃

Pink foods always taste amazing

Yeah sorry, we have to fight now :/

I just like to get my butt out. It’s more for me than it is for you

This tripod is the best financial decision I’ve ever made

I’m disappointed in you and you’re getting a stern talking to.