Jorkin my peener

Life’s a bitch and then you die. Go fuck more 🫵

Mes a freaky gal

How strange it is to be anything at all

They’re euthanising me tomorrow 🥰

I wanna fuck a the men in my computer or whatever ninajirachi said

I’m gonna say sit on it.

Martha Dumptruck in the flesh

I would like to be used like a toy. Send post.

Medium rare (Because it’s still pink on the inside)

Scrub my back?

Hello down there

Cocky want boing boing

Get her out of that damn school

The way David Harbour talks about the Stranger Things dog is the same way Lily Allen talks about him now, and I think that’s beautiful.

Did I mention my heating has been broken for OVER A MONTH (Ass unrelated)

Snug as a bug

TGIF 🫧

One time I was hooking up with this guy and after I came he just looked at it and said “I think you’re dehydrated”

Hot cross buns

What a great song 😇

Men will struggle to find the Madonna’s face

Try it? Bite it? Lick it? Spit it?

I so pale

Now I am become towel rack

Spot the difference

Rated E for Everyone

😚

I’m so petite and dainty

When you squeeze it, it honks like a clown nose

You must bounce on it, crazy style 👹

💪

Bite it?

I'm built like this btw (Disproportionately)

It's MY birthday, but you can have some cake too

Back shots sounding like a cast iron skillet

At least I'm pretty

This is how your email finds me today

Every day, the little voice telling me to off my coworker gets louder 🤩

My pokeballs

Human tripod

Winner takes all 😌

The mirror isn't foggy, I can just do that

Gains brought to you by caffeine and sleep deprivation

Seeing Charli in a week and I don't own anything green 💚

Tank build

something about getting steamy. You figure it out 😌

Bigggggg stretch

Nips are looking big today

Don't mind me, just trying to stay cool 😮‍💨💦