saturday

her love language is aggressive beard nuzzles & putting all the pressure she can muster on my chest

Ikea has a new line of edgy, avant garde vases.

staycation

I’m very excited to have two poems in the latest issue of @westchesterreview.bsky.social! Follow the link in their post to check out the issue & also listen to me read my work.

I’m very excited to have two poems in the latest issue of @westchesterreview.bsky.social! Follow the link in their post to check out the issue & also listen to me read my work.

why not

saturday

she loves a box

spending pride month as i do every day of my life: gay & gassy

it’s pride month! buy things from queer artists! maybe buy my book for its 10th anniversary! i wrote this very queer, surrealist nightmare of a thing in my 20s & i’m still pretty proud of it. (also it was published under my old name) www.dzancbooks.org/all-titles/p...

randomly remembered when an ex, a couple weeks after we broke up, texted me about how Pink’s song “so what” was getting him through our breakup. like why did i need to know that??? (this was a decade ago & we are now friends, but still lol)

date night with @austho.bsky.social

new glasses

the way Michelle Visage judges the family resemblance challenges is rage bait and i will not engage

Fucking brutalizing elderly women with dementia because you think they’re trans? That’s the worth of transphobia to you? To render you inhuman & inhumane to go after people minding their business with bloody murder?

already so fucking hot in Houston & it’s only May

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

sometimes IBS girlies can’t button their shorts and that’s totally okay

introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live! Chappell Roan Caroline Polachek Lady Gaga Soccer Mommy Neutral Milk Hotel Pixies Band of Horses Japandroids Dashboard Confessional Jimmy Eat World

like this outfit from a few weeks ago

apparently they name lamps after homophobic slurs at IKEA

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are y—

good morning

my water bottle went to Ottawa

tulip festival

first time in Canada

bro. BRO. in order to use spell check on gmail now you gotta have ALL smart features turned on. they are trying so hard to shove fucking AI down our throats. fucking motherfuckers.

sisyphus and the rock:

ozzy sure does make it hard to be an ozzy fan

Buddy, I’m typing on it

saturday

buoyancy replaced by malaise and melancholy due to 3-hour delay. if you want utterly unfiltered responses, ask me in the next 30 minutes

half a cup of green tea + post-migraine euphoria has me uncharacteristically buoyant. my flight’s about to depart. ask me anything & i’ll respond throughout my travel day.

whenever i wear cargo pants + a short sleeve tee layered over a long sleeve tee, i need it to be known that i am always channeling Josh Hartnett in The Faculty

Dissociating! At the watermark filling station

should be home in bed but instead i’m dissociating under bad lighting at the airport, a place that, like much of society, feigns order to conceal the inherent chaos and utter lawlessness

she terrorized us in the middle of the night, then laid on my chest at ten this morning like nothing happened 😭

comfort lunch: cinnamon toast with peanut butter. (photos reflect pre- and post-slather)

i need more instrumental music for when i write. i like ambient stuff like Nine Inch Nails album Ghosts V: Together, as well as post-rock stuff like Explosions in the Sky and If These Trees Could Talk. give me similar recommendations, please

i say “wed nez day” in my head every time i type out wednesday

without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

last day of 39!

new tattoos: Nirvana lyric, a lil ghost, and a very gay skull & crossbones

either whey

what is the gray slab

breakfast for dinner + a side salad