The light in Oakland is pretty good.

This just in: Mondays suck again.

(1/4) Diabolical Reality-TV miniseries pitch: A group of allegedly gay cis-men are all lodged together in some villa / estate / mansion-yacht hybrid (insert setting here) where they need to discover and then eliminate whichever contestants they believe to be straight.

Okay I did actually tear up a little at the OoT Remake announcement today. I’m…cautiously optimistic!

Seriously thought this was an Onion article or AI at first. Nope…

I would like to be ravaged into the ground, please *respectfully*

Yeah I have ADHD (a delicious hairy dumpy)

When dogwoods exist, why the fuck would you ever plant a Bradford pear tree?

Do we think the pharmacist who’s filling out my SSRI’s is flirting with me be honest

Sometimes you go through older photos and find one you like (please excuse the bookshelf mess; I was moving).

Don’t have a switch 2

Man, #fcf seems to be hitting harder than usual this week. 🥵

I actually minmax anxiety tyvm

How could I forget? One of my favorites. Although the “semi-monthly” schedule has thrown some people off since it takes place in the rift between space and time; it’s kinda like a JeremyBearemy thing. Just get a friend who has been before to invite you and you’ll be fine.

Whenever someone asks me if I’m going to the queer dance party going on that weekend in Portland, I always need to ask which one? There are so many to choose from:

I gotta say, my favorite thing about the Winter Olympics this time around has been all of the dogs that somehow unexpectedly end up on the raceways and just run run run to the finish alongside the Olympians: there have been two that I’ve seen so far. They just seem so happy. 🥹

Sometimes I start to worry that I’m getting older, but then I stop because I’ve blown a load so big that I need to wipe it off of both my shoulders.

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

the inevitable end point of Grok is doing child porn in a poor imitation of the style of Studio Ghibli, which will cause Hayao Miyazaki to assume his final form and sing the song that ends the world.

Guilty.

I bought a house that’s 112 years old this year and, naturally, I’ve been mentally preparing for the possibility of getting haunted sooner or later. Well, I think it may have started happening.

Utterly lost while wandering in a Lowe’s but I’m listening to Lux on repeat so it’s okay

Silksong when you unlock Act 3

First night in my new house.

This is 36.

sunday scaries

Finally warm enough to do an eight mile hike on a trail with 10 waterfalls. I love living here.

Just swam a mile and a half for the first time in months pls clap

Nothing quite like “working” from home while listening to the DS1 character creation music and watching snow fall in the graveyard across the street.

I’m committing to creating and sharing more unapologetic queer art, so here’s my first published poem “on giving a neighbor a blowjob at 11pm.” I’m pretty proud of it, and I hope it finds whoever it needs to. theoffingmag.com/micro/on-giv...

A friend told me to “normalize this content” so here ya go…

Maybe getting a haircut will become a new year tradition for me.

I should wear these boots more often.

Freshly showered.

Couldn’t decide between these two.

Because Hump-Day.