Bro if they don’t kiss OR at least passionately hug I’m gonna lose my mind

Em dash sweetie I’m so sorry for all the unwarranted hate AI has brought upon you 😔

Everyone's obsessed with AiNA THE END's intro for Dandadan, rightfully so, but her outro for Witch from mercury is saur good too 😮‍💨

The early bird gets the backshots ☕️

Ya I do 😎

Me when I'm trying to enjoy my leisure time but I also have depression

It did, thank you everyone for your service 🫡

Maybe fat cock Friday will cure my headache 🤕

I need Digimon time stranger to be released like yesterday

Sending psychic waves to cool oomf I see around irl all the time to become friends 😳

Fabuloso cleaner should be considered a chemical weapon. Why tf does it smell SO strong 🤧

I love when bsky flags something as sexually suggestive and it’s literally just me without a shirt 🧍🏻‍♂️

Alien Earth tier list of how pettable each creature is and yes the eye thing is at the very top

Curls were curling

Boss wants me to ask a client to put their verbal kudos into an email 🫩. “Please sir tell me what a good job we did again but this time in writing”

Curls were curling

happy hoa hoa hoa hoaa season to everyone

Scandals closing this weekend will be my 13th reason 🫩

Bro, let’s go and scream in the woods and then blast ropes of jizz on each other’s faces 💦 💦

Demon slayer movie was good but the amount of flashbacks was just criminal 🧍🏻‍♂️

genuinely crazy that this is happening on behalf of charlie kirk of all people

New Hayley Williams album is saur good 😮‍💨

Nintendo patenting putting out dog shit games and robbing people blind

Girl, I am losing my mind

Sunday scaries compounded by having both an early class and work tomorrow

He was a pokemon boy, she was a Digimon girl. Can I make it any more obvious?😳

Umm so bsky is saying y'all need to be slutty on main to test the bookmarks 😳

HUNTR/X robbed

The dick root of all evil 🤩

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

Jennette mccurdy's blood curdling scream when setting off confetti is me every time I hear my teams notification go off

I NEED work to calm down for just a bit, I’ve been going thru it since beginning of year 🫩

Sooo the eye thing from Alien Earth, definitely a puppy no?

White house aides right now

One labour day is not enough need like 4 more 🫩

need a gym bro that will keep me honest about my workout schedule and also tell me how good my pits smell 🤠

The new Cracker Barrel logo is CRAZY

Something about tonight feeling like the summer of Pokémon go. God please let it be real 😮‍💨

I’ll post cawk if THE rumours are true

The straw that blows the camels back or whatever they say

German coworker thanked me for always putting the umlauts in his name saying “no one ever bothers to” 😭

I usually start working at 7am so I thought signing up for an 8 am class would be nbd, chat I was so wrong 🫩

Coffee shop near my place has cheese arepas and I can already tell I'm gonna become a regular there 🥸

It’s already so fucken hot outside 🧍🏻‍♂️

lowkey miss having an alt account 😮‍💨

Not even burnout at this point, more like a crumb at the bottom of an air fryer being cooked for the 50th time