Lemme Cobb ur tits

Chat is it gay to have forbidden thoughts whilst pondering my orb?

I got a new cock ring, anyone wanna see?

Just maxed out the leg extension machine :3

I’m sweating through my gym shorts

Who up conditioning their bush?

I can b :3 or >:3

I don’t want a fucking treadmill account I just want to hit go and go Jesus

Scrumshot

One in the Bark, Two in the Bush

One in the Bark, Two in the Bush

Bigfoot has a knot

Makin dicks

Does @a-pup-named-dad.bsky.social jock he left at my place look good on me?

Sisterhood of the traveling jock

What color socks am I wearing?

Yes, I can choke you out with my thighs. Tested

But what about dis one?👉🏻👈🏻

You can’t be mad at me I showed you my biceps

Half the leg machines are out of service so I have to be creative and I’m getting such a good pump

Oh sorry, Im APAB. Yea, assigned puppy at birth so like “:3”

I just spent an hour putting dicks on a pearler bead template

I heard if you have hate in your heart you have small muscles

Does commenting “till you fix my deviated septum” convey what I want it ti?

Hi moots I have a nude art idea that I need help with. If you are interested, send me a dm 👉🏻👈🏻

“Your thighs are eating the underwear”

Clockin in at the whimper factory

I’m cleaning my out my side of the closet and I hate the idea of getting new clothes

I gotta find underwear that stops my balls from smacking my thighs while I’m playing rugby now that we are in 7s season

Four different men have complemented my personality today and I!??!

You are playing checkers, I’m playing with my bush

Does this count as a tummy Tuesday?

One thing about me is I’m wide

I got 17” biceps if you want me to choke you

I got 17” biceps if you want me to choke you

The cost of being the biggest dog on the pitch unfortunately means doing extended cardio

My thighs are down here

Come take our shit pls

I love dealing with old men who think inclusivity doesn’t belong with rugby 🙄

We are all but gods creatures but what the fuck is it with the creatures who don’t rack their fucking weights

Good mornin I maxed out the leg curl machine

Autism hack- if you don’t understand something say “explain this” or “tell me more” and PEOPLE JUST DO IT BC THEY DONT WANNA BE MISUNDERSTOOD

I’m just a dog

Something about a man who looks like he struggles to read but is really nice

I won “bestest boy” after the match and beat the straight boys in chugging beers:3

“If you love what you do then you never work a day in your life” “Yea that’s why I call them hand opportunities”

Spending the weekend as a true jock and playing rugby in Chicago

Your honor, my client was simply mogg-maxing on these hoes

Anyway I’m at the gym in the evening bc I got the Bad Body Brain trait

Current discourse is giving “omg I found this note in my gym bag” and it’s the same handwriting five times in a row