Muscular men calling themselves fat gives me the ick

Hiii I'm still fundraising for Pride and I'd love if you supported me! As a thank you, here's some hog. #FCF 😘😘

I’m nothing if not a big dog

All these fat cocks on a Friday and yet none of them are in me? Doesn’t seem fair

Have you ever tried this one?

Shark Sirens. They're like sirens but sharks and really gay. They use their seashells to hypnotize you. 🧊🎨

Come find me in the locker room

So begins the struggle of finding fun summer clothes that fit fat people Also known as “what do you mean your 2XL shorts are for a 36 inch waist 🙃”

Still dickin around

When you accused me of flexing 🤭

Me writing my resume 🦊✨📝

It's not hump day anymore here but here have this

Waiting on the dog bed for you to come home like a good boy 🐶

Waiting on the dog bed for you to come home like a good boy 🐶

The way my camera roll is just a series of failed butt or hole pics

The amount of 'realism' I want in a game is exactly as much as the art team behind that game intended. The lighting I want is the lighting the art team behind that game intended. The character appearance I want the way the art team intended. That's it. Stop touching it.

If you find bigger people/fat people attractive you owe it to those people to learn how to flirt and show that attraction without coming off like you’re fetishizing their size

Breasting boobily

Come play with us dogs!

Can you tell I hit three PRs?

I still get good boy points for an at home work out, right? 🐶🐶🐶

Straight to the cake for MY winner 🥰 music.youtube.com/watch?v=h66F...

Gm from your sleepy internet boyfriend that's also a dog

I was a very good dog last night and got paddled to the beat of the music

I was a very good dog last night and got paddled to the beat of the music

What does one wear to a spanking/paddling party at a bar?

🔞鮫獣人のスリットはよいぞ（スリットの日

Hi down there ☺️

Begging for treats and by treats I mean your fat cocks 🐶🥵🐶

Begging for treats and by treats I mean your fat cocks 🐶🥵🐶

Second gym made some points

Body was doing things today

"Look, since you're clearly the stupidest hot person I've ever met, lemme spell this out. I'd like you to come to my place for gay sex now, or at least as close to now as your dumb brain will let you"

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

Just saying. Fill your day with positivity and werewolf porn ✨️ 💕 😉 #Werewolf #Furry

False Spring Do not believe in the lies spoken to you by the robins. The scurrying squirrels across the street are but hallucinations. The beetles that emerged from dormancy are, too, fools. That silver hair daddy in 3 inch inseam shorts running at a 7 minute mile pace is just from Wisconsin.

*radio static*

Hewwo I did the gym app

Stinky chew toy (affectionate)

🐻🐻🐻

Name your fav film from the year you were born (Yes I’m turning 30 this year and no I don’t wanna talk about)

Not dead, just been playing Pokopia nonstop since Thursday, oops

Had to grab a pic with @spacepupsilver.com's art at Darklands

Photo shoot with @arxxxafterdark.bsky.social and holy shit I have so much good stuff to post. #pup #puppy #pupplay #puppyplay #pupkink #ftmxxx #ftm #gayxxx #transman #jockstrap #hairy #puphood #michigan #lgbt #bottom

Yeah, its pretty fat, wanna get a closer look? #fcf

When he uses your mouth

Bark Bark etc etc 💪

Practice self care by turning yourself into a dog, there is no better way to get yourself away from stress than being a dumb dog chasing their own tail