the way I want my bsky crushes to bukkake me 👉👈

My hole needs a work out

Does this pose make me look like a good dog?

your test result just came in. your balance needs adjustment. the doctors are recommending CRISPR gene editing for you to grow a big cute thick otter tail. as a result, pants will no longer be an option for you. side effects may include affinities for swimming and eating lots of fishies

Yellow is like a 2/10 color but I do gotta flag it on occasion 😈

Um, I love pumpkins, um... I just... Sorry, I'm getting emotional. I love pumpkins, um... I love every kind of pumpkin... sorry, I just... I really love pumpkins and I just wanna fuck all of them but I can't cause that's crazy, I can't fuck every pumpkin, but I just want to. I want to... I want to.

Werewolf Bernard

#softcocksunday ft. my college bungee ch- HOLY SHIT THE DOG CAN READ??!

Lazy weekend

Some late morning wood.

Yall should take those fat cocks and bury them in my hole

Yall should take those fat cocks and bury them in my hole

I’m gonna be so wide

I’ve taken to working out in a jockstrap

good afternoon

Yesss!! Then we can eye each others bulges/asses to stay motivated >:3

I’ve taken to working out in a jockstrap

Welcome home 😈

I’m a very sweaty dog

I may resemble this remark 😏

He says hi

I’m a very sweaty dog

Just relax and listen to my words 😈

The fucking peacocking at the gym is out of hand

Your daily dose of me naked after the gym. Enjoy.

I need to Pound an good butt. Show me what I get to fill with cream 😈

Good boys and pups get tested

Today is “drag and tag,” tagging sharks with drag queens while raising money for LGBQT+ youth organizations in Florida! www.scientificamerican.com/article/drag...

bullseye :’3 🎯

Bitch, Giddy up! -Ayesha Erotica

Fuzzy peach and little treat

Just so yall know, I’m like reallyyyyyyy horny. Maybe send some dick pics 👀👀

Need someone to call me a good dog while fucking me silly

I got the absolutely most ridiculous butt plug from bondage bingo the other weekend

my piece for the Two Girl Revolution zine! :) #art #revolutionarygirlutena

I got the absolutely most ridiculous butt plug from bondage bingo the other weekend

Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave announced for 2026

ADULT SOTHIS

Need someone to call me a good dog while fucking me silly

Suddenly everyone knows more about patents and video games than actual patent lawyers and game developers 😒

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares. www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

How about now?

I really need to get DP'd soon fr fr

Fresh produce for hump day

🚨Hilary Duff has signed with Atlantic Records to release new music.

Convinced I’m the only person who does any work at my job

Can you tell I have a plug in my hole?

6 years later and I have finally played through every route of Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Bitch, Giddy up! -Ayesha Erotica