Yeah, you might all be having a blast at Bear Bash, but have you ever tried to revive an ancient, green-crusted and oxidised, weather-beaten back door handle instead?

Is it normal to get excited after booking a professional oven clean, or am I just old?

Testing and restock day! Now with added doxy and second gonorrhoea vaccine. Still the best way to get a free carrier bag in Scotland.

I've just renewed my car insurance and... I got the best price and cover from Saga! I'm absolutely horrified. Send flowers

It’s competition time! 🖤 Follow and Repost for a chance to win!! (competition description in alt text) good luck! 🤩🤞

After some reflection over the past couple of years, I have realised that I'm Aro. AroAllo rather than AroAce - in case anyone cares 👀 Does one come out as Aro? If so then I guess this is the coming out. Also, I don't like the flag. It's far too bright and cheery for me. That is all.

trying to remedy slow january sales… 😬

Everyone all settled in back to work ok? Good stuff - time for me to take leave until the 19th.

we’ve had a restock of our Hi Vis material, and our UV neon colours are now available! grab them while you can, we’ve got very limited stock and they don’t stay in for long! 🏃‍♂️💨

Well how was I supposed to know there's a hidden, extra filter on my tumble dryer that I'm supposed to have been cleaning every month for the last 3 years? Yes, that IS probably why it keeps stopping early, but I just came close to dying from a purple floof avalanche on Christmas Eve. Unacceptable

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show/ movie you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? You know, I think I'm going to be ok; those are some foolish kidnappers

Yeah, if your *entire* account is quote-posting other people's photos with a couple of words to farm likes then that's a detach and block from me

Hrrrrm. Called psych yesterday because I hadn't received a rescheduled appointment after cancelling due to covid in August and I was worried I'd missed a letter. Was told I hadn't missed anything, I didn't have an appointment yet, and a letter would be sent out when one was available....

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go (I've no idea if this is good or bad. I've tried to watch these films a few times and just didn't get the appeal and gave up, so please interpret for me)

Wow, they did a one-day turnaround after I handed the kit in. They must be rattling through them. Officially free to be slut if I have time over Christmas 😆

British Quakers are refusing room bookings from terfs as policy. If you were waiting for an org to stand up for LGBTQIA+ rights, and unflinchingly withstand bullying and lawfare, here you go, friends. Good luck to the raging bigots, they'll get nowhere with threats.

Last night's viewing. I can't remember seeing the original, so I'll watch it tonight, but this was a lot of fun. It will be the family Christmas viewing next year. 8 blood-soaked Santa hat pom-poms out of 10. Minimal spoiler: Axe meets Nazis! What's not to love?

This is the maximum effort I'm willing to go to for this festive malarkey.

Ok, need tips on how to get enough blood out my finger to fill a tube using one of those lancet things. The 6-monthly clinic visits are great, but the in-between self-testing is a nightmare. I seem to seal shut immediately (behave)

Braved going into town at lunchtime. There are PEOPLE! And dithery ones at that

Just been for my pre-Christmas intensive teeth scrub, and yes... I'm still the only one that's ever asked for this. She prompts every time to see if I want it done because of that first time

Well I wasn't expecting to have to get 3 new tyres before Christmas (and more importantly pay day) but here we are. It's done now. And of course I needed to fill the tank as well 😢

Nice

This is the squeakiest train I've ever been on. I should have brought some WD40

It had shite pressure and it was barely warm, but I have successfully washed away all my sins. I am now innocent again 😇

And I'm tumbling to bed for the final time on this wee break. Nobody needs to see the state I'm in. Good night Blackpool ♥️

There are a lot of tightly permed mullets in Blackpool and I'm quite unsure tbh

Fuck right off 🤬

Lights!

Suffering slightly this morning

Drunken hello from Blackpool 👋

Super helpful notification there... Yes, I'm going to make you do time calculations. Or you can look at the alt text I guess.

I thought I'd try a #MCM but then forgot, so you've got a grumpy face and messy beard as I'm sat in a car park. I'll do better next time (probably still with grumpy face to be fair)

I thought the franchise fell off with Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo, but Rick's Revenge and Casablanca 4 the Streets were watchable. Like Inspector Renault says, "It's about FAMILY, yo!"

Oh... My first "save". I assumed it was visible to the poster who had saved the post but no! I'm flattered. I'm also going to save a lot more posts now that I know it's anonymous 😆

Stupid "festive fair" in town has Whamageddoned me. This is why I don't go out

And I'm out! This is my poker non-spoiler face on my thoughts. I know, it's indistinguishable from my normal expression. That's the point! But y'all should go see it. And give @polbikers.bsky.social a wave when he appears

Seated for #Pillion at last.

Whilst in London, I took some time out to have a regular sexual health MOT. Whilst I’m no expert, would rather have open discussions to remove stigma or lack of knowledge. The below info is pertinent to gay, bi & trans men in the UK. Speak to you clinic re these

I don't really care, but I always find it funny when someone blocks me and I investigate only to find they have no posts, no replies and only follow 30 weirdly random people. How did I even get on their radar to offend them?

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 5️⃣2️⃣ 😭

I know I've likely mentioned it before but the song has just come on and I still think it's so strange that Patrick Stewart's animatronic head was used in Duran Duran's Wild Boys Video in 1984.

Ok... I get it now. Super sniffers make quite the difference.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my US people! Given we don't celebrate here I'll have to receive your thanks rather than give it. This can be the form of *** deposited in my *** Please fill in whatever is most convenient to you

I can't sleep and I have to be up and out the house very early tomorrow to head to our other site, AND collect someone to give them a lift. Time to bring out the big guns from yesteryear to drift off to.

Wow - Stranger Things still going strong. That must be 10 seasons and 240 episodes or so by the time these ones air. Impressive.

Thank you all for not pointing out the typo thing thing

Everyone doing the "first 3 words thing" thing. The first word I saw was "crabs" so I just stopped before it got worse.

Way too many memes of that man as a pig. Let the kink pigs of all persuasions keep their identity without it being sullied!

Just realised my perfectly tagged FLAC "Now" album series is horribly out of date, stopping at Now 99. It's up to 122 now. For years I was just doing it for completeness and a weird compulsion thing - I didn't care about any of the music at all. So... do I move on and forget about it, or fix it?