Fuck right off 🤬

Lights!

Suffering slightly this morning

Drunken hello from Blackpool 👋

Super helpful notification there... Yes, I'm going to make you do time calculations. Or you can look at the alt text I guess.

I thought I'd try a #MCM but then forgot, so you've got a grumpy face and messy beard as I'm sat in a car park. I'll do better next time (probably still with grumpy face to be fair)

I thought I'd try a #MCM but then forgot, so you've got a grumpy face and messy beard as I'm sat in a car park. I'll do better next time (probably still with grumpy face to be fair)

I thought the franchise fell off with Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo, but Rick's Revenge and Casablanca 4 the Streets were watchable. Like Inspector Renault says, "It's about FAMILY, yo!"

Oh... My first "save". I assumed it was visible to the poster who had saved the post but no! I'm flattered. I'm also going to save a lot more posts now that I know it's anonymous 😆

Stupid "festive fair" in town has Whamageddoned me. This is why I don't go out

And I'm out! This is my poker non-spoiler face on my thoughts. I know, it's indistinguishable from my normal expression. That's the point! But y'all should go see it. And give @polbikers.bsky.social a wave when he appears

Seated for #Pillion at last.

Whilst in London, I took some time out to have a regular sexual health MOT. Whilst I’m no expert, would rather have open discussions to remove stigma or lack of knowledge. The below info is pertinent to gay, bi & trans men in the UK. Speak to you clinic re these

I don't really care, but I always find it funny when someone blocks me and I investigate only to find they have no posts, no replies and only follow 30 weirdly random people. How did I even get on their radar to offend them?

Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨ 5️⃣2️⃣ 😭

I know I've likely mentioned it before but the song has just come on and I still think it's so strange that Patrick Stewart's animatronic head was used in Duran Duran's Wild Boys Video in 1984.

Ok... I get it now. Super sniffers make quite the difference.

Happy Thanksgiving to all my US people! Given we don't celebrate here I'll have to receive your thanks rather than give it. This can be the form of *** deposited in my *** Please fill in whatever is most convenient to you

I can't sleep and I have to be up and out the house very early tomorrow to head to our other site, AND collect someone to give them a lift. Time to bring out the big guns from yesteryear to drift off to.

Wow - Stranger Things still going strong. That must be 10 seasons and 240 episodes or so by the time these ones air. Impressive.

Thank you all for not pointing out the typo thing thing

Everyone doing the "first 3 words thing" thing. The first word I saw was "crabs" so I just stopped before it got worse.

Way too many memes of that man as a pig. Let the kink pigs of all persuasions keep their identity without it being sullied!

Just realised my perfectly tagged FLAC "Now" album series is horribly out of date, stopping at Now 99. It's up to 122 now. For years I was just doing it for completeness and a weird compulsion thing - I didn't care about any of the music at all. So... do I move on and forget about it, or fix it?

Hey fellow LGBTQIA+— The movie “Small Town Gay Bar” was a critical part of me understanding the importance and resilience of queer spaces. It’s an important film to Queer history and the original director is trying to re-release it. If you can’t contribute, please boost the signal.

Well, I was going to put on a film for a couple hours (as I let a foot peel soak in). Meet Joe Black popped up and I realised I'd never seen it so thought it would do. 3 hours?! It's 3 hours?!

Reminder that trans identities are valid and deserve respect. Our trans siblings know who they are better than the cis people trying to legislate against them, and they deserve our respect and unquestioning support. Empathy is a verb. It’s never too late to start practicing getting better at it.

I'm having to say "phenibut" too often today. I don't seem to be able to do it with my serious face on and I'm very worried I'm going to say "furry butt" by mistake

The heating isn't working today at work. I've just got an email saying that as part of the investigation into the boiler there will be a fire alarm test at 930am.

Just been sent a photo of a sweatshirt by someone and asked if it was mine and I'd left it at their place by mistake. Not mine, but even the label at the neck was unrecognisable to me. It had "M" on it. I don't think I've ever seen that before...

This week is draaaagging! It's been feeling like it should be Friday for days now. I don't have much hope that a 3 hours perfomance meeting this morning is going to speed it up either 😭

Guess who's dog-sitting for the next few days?

After being very complimentary about how I looked, after finding out my age a straight girl at the bar has just taken a selfie of us and sent it to her gay grandad. To be fair he's only 8 years older than me but I'm feeling complimented and then slapped. I might be into it though so all good

Well this is lovely after the train. Y'all know the e's in Heineken are upturned so that they look like smiley faces, right?

Choo choo! Off to Edinburgh *again* for the evening. I've been more sociable in the past few weeks than the past few years.

And if you want books about magical schools, the lovely @craigschaeferbooks.com has a recent series with two books out now. She's also trans and has lots of LGBTQ+ characters in her books - so is a perfect author to try (not just this series). craig-schaefer-v2.squarespace.com/castaways

Gay drama coming out of a club on Halloween with an axe murderer pissed off and yelling at Mario for having his tongue down captain America's throat is hysterically funny. No reading glasses so can't tell if typed ok but what a hoot I'm off for a shag

Quick change. Not great but it'll do!

Woman in bar thought I was 38 and she's not even drunk. This is a good night

Cheers all! Pre-DILF pint going down well (Don't say it - it's too obvious a joke!)

On the plus side, I'm going to be in a different city when the neighbourhood children come knocking tonight

Someone needs to teach me how to pack lightly. Two nights in Glasgow ahead and I'm throwing everything in a case "just in case". I do this every time and end up needing about two things.

Looks like Prince Harry is doing my DPD delivery. Unexpected but fair play. I'm glad he's making himself useful

I should be at the second local BearScots social tonight, but I'm being all sneezy and snotty and feeling sorry for myself instead. Hopefully it's going to be successful again. On the plus side, maybe I'll go to the Glasgow one next week

Figured I'd add an element of sophistication to my look and the fact I'm heading to Edinburgh just for a hookup by travelling first class

Post you from a different era No smartphone, probably just got onto "broadband", and trying desperately to attract the men on gay dot net. Probably around 2000

If you ask me the world went to shit when we all collectively just shifted from sending PMs to DMs without a murmur of dissent

I nearly didn't go to BearScots after some shitty work-related news, but ended up going and having a great time. Didn't quite make the Friday night because a quick hookup ended up being 3.5 hours and that was after heading to his place for 30 mins on a bus in the wrong direction initially. Oops

I used to panic at the rattling sound of accidentally vacuuming something up and would then dismantle the cleaner to rescue the precious object. I now just mutter "fuck it", internally blame the thing itself for being on the floor, and never see it again. So yes, Patricia, I *have* changed.