If you made a dollar every second you'd be a millionaire in around 11 days. It would take you 31 years to be a billionaire. Imagine how many years it would take to be a trillionaire. Anyways, it's gross! lol

New York

Fill it full of orbeez

jock

Scrumshot

CEO says thing!!

Did mitch mcconnell mumble to his wife she should go to China before his heart attack or did she just feel like it was a great time to get away? I mean honestly same girl.

Punishing mitch mcconnell in hell with discourse he can never log off from.

Free Willy will have psychic powers

Putting my cigarettes out on mitch mcconnells knees as I talk about my day.

Queen!!!! lol. This fucking sucks. Booooooo. She’d be more productive fired.

Asha Sharma you cunty doll, now going to be on a task force for ‘Jobs And Productivity’ <3 queening away from lay offs to squad goals with a new crew. CEO queen. (I’m joking this is dirt bag behavior)

Okay guys….ima lay off all these people who have institutional knowledge but don’t worry we are gonna crank out a new fall out game!!!!! We will entertain 1 billion people!!

Being in an endless loop but it's this bullshit

All the greatest hits.

COOOL I ruined some film because I opened up the back of this camera...granted I guess I didn't take any pictures so it wasn't a waste of memories but more just MONEY.

I really just love looking through Facebook marketplace for mid-century modern furniture and somehow stumbling upon haunted items.

I have contacted mitch mcconnell and he likes the new Madonna album

I get into arguments with people online (my first mistake) about rich people because whatever when if you think about it for five seconds the answer is how immoral and dangerous it is to have billionaires. They subvert democracy. Deregulate, enshificate along with merging giant corporations.

Maybe mitch mcconnell was never real

American politics have entered the era of Schrodinger's Mitch McConnell.

to make it easy for people

another journalism master class by the U.S. press on this whole thing

It was difficult to fire all these Xbox people anyways we will entertain 1 billion people!

Every post from Threads is like the moon is trying to communicate with me

mood

at least it’s not monday!

Falling in love with a mailman sounds oddly romantic, like he delivers a package in more ways than one.

WHY ARE THERE NO BILLIONAIRES THAT WANT TO JUST GIVE ME MONEY??!?!!!

People are right to be mad about the predictable Platner fiasco, but it's worth remembering that last year a ton of establishment Democrats supported disgraced sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo against clean-as-a-whistle Zohran. Tolerating problem men is an issue across the ideological spectrum.

Real bummer Susan collins will probably die concerned but unbothered

Tax this lady at 198.9%

You can critique Taylor swift. It won’t hurt you. You didn’t get married to her. You listen to her music, you didn’t write a contract in blood to defend her.

My phone reflection humbled me

Microsoft has fucked itself over with AI and it wants to restructure itself and has this future Xbox that will be unaffordable. Then on top of that they want to bring back some exclusivity to this device that people wont wanna buy? I mean the ps6 is gonna be a hard sell too.

Investment accounts owned by President Trump engaged in more than 300 previously undisclosed stock purchases on April 8, 2025, one day before his surprise announcement that he would pause a number of his “Liberation Day” tariffs, his financial disclosure report says.

My friend said I looked thicker here and I was like awe I don’t even know but it still made me :) lol

Two

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbcG... see even mr hunky guy thinks sony and xbox selling physical media sucks because it does.

I kind of think what’s more news worthy is x being owned by the a racist trillionaire and the community it fosters. Not exactly sure who framed Blusky as some progressive utopia? Lol. I just want less Nazi fuckers! You’ll never escape annoying people include the telegraph apparently lol.

Trump Admin Deletes Cooling Advice After Right Goes Scorched On Mamdani For Same Info

I…worked on this story for a decade…and…he just…he blurted it out on teevee.

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I’ll listen to the Madonna album only if gay people bully me to do it

I has no idea Madonna was still alive

Slurp that noodle to Madonna call it chicken soup