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U.S. military:

People being like, "But Venezuelans are happy about Maduro being gone!" have the memories of goldfish. IN 2003, the narrative was that Iraqis celebrated the U.S. invasion and capture of Saddam. Whether they were happy or not, invading Iraq was still the wrong thing to do.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

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One of my senators (D) went on TV and framed the problem with Trump's decision to launch an unprovoked assault on another country as entirely about process. She agrees with the carnage, she just wishes she would have been consulted about it first. Sorry to be a bit bummed out by that, I guess.

Loooook at him

This reads like it's coming from someone who has no familiarity with Donald Trump at all

The people leading the U.S. war on Iran are a former “Fox & Friends” guest and a former “Fox & Friends” host.

You fucking suck. Give his rotting hand a high five because y’all don’t mind blowing shit up anyways and can barely muster opposition to it.

I see it as a problem that the leader of the Senate Democrats supports attacking Iran, which is the situation behind all these windy words, leading to the conundrum of how Schumer can say he opposes something he likes (he's settled on 'it was done without explanation').

curious how all our exceptionalism, rules, laws, and ethical standards wound up being as hollow as a dollar store fake chocolate easter bunny a country completely devoured by its obsession with greed, violence and artifice

I love that we all know 90 percent of them will flip on a dime now, from “trump won’t send your sons to war” (like it’s only sons) to “trump is sending your sons to war and that’s good.”

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

We got one last job for you @repmaxinewaters.bsky.social

Gm

Gosh I need her to do more one off songs like this. Such a treat

You sound like an unhinged person if you in plain words describe what’s happening, but the Trump admin demanded Anthropic’s AI be able to kill things for it w/out human approval and also do mass surveillance. Anthropic said no, and now the admin is trying to destroy the company in retaliation.

Some excellent headlines from the April 1963 National Eagle, the Portland, OR newspaper edited by the future chair of the Oregon Republican Party.

I think more men should be bisexual and less people should shit on bisexuals. MORE BISEXUALS! NOW!

Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” and then it’s a bunch of racist South Africans who are sad apartheid is over.

Hey everyone it’s me RFK jr ima do a wet plunge thing in my JEANS. I’m going to do leg day in my JEANS. I’m going to be in this sauna in my JEANS. This man has a thing for jeans.

I think RFK jr has wet jeans kink.

Sorry but the craziest and worst regime in the world is North Korea and they have nuclear weapons and Donald Trump wrote what he described as love letters to its dictator.

I know the point of this conservative media consolidation is largely control not necessarily demand-focused but the idea that there is a demand for more explicitly right wing mainstream news and entertainment is baffling

Lmao

Body count conversations are always funny bc why do you want to know how many people I’ve killed?

So goooood, and I’m glad it’s not “over” aha

great replacement except they want to import racists

This is 200 times better than hanging out with an orange pedo billionaire

i laughed

come the FUCK ONNNNNNNNNNNNNN

why are they saying "unlock" like it's an icon on trump's skill tree and not something completely made up

This used to be the kind of video put out by leftish, anti-imperialist, and anti war types 10 years ago: today, lib resistance sites are posting this. Centrist Democrats have completely lost the base, I think. and the plot. This divide will only grow.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

The media should cover this as murder because it is.

Fuck these dirt bags.

The Supreme Court:

The President boasts of "no tax on tips", but this expires in 2028. He boasts of "no tax on overtime," but it is taxed, and the break expires in 2028. He boasts of "no tax on social security," but it is taxed, and his break expires in 2028. He also passed tax cuts for the rich. They're permanent.

The cult in Silent Hill be like

Chuck and Hakeem piss me off. Why the fuck are they there? Oh I know, to jack off the status quo and not build towards something new and different that’s better for Americans. On top of that they have the charisma of old wood. This centrist moderate shit is tired.

I’m getting a little sick of saying this, but I think it’s worth repeating, that this speech sounds no different than your average white nationalist website.

Woke 2 is going to absolutely bury these people. It is true that in the time between now and Woke 2, they are going to hurt a lot of people, some very badly. There’s no way around that. But then, again, Woke 2 is going to absolutely bury these people.

"SLOPPINESS": The Trump administration claimed that a man detained by ICE had a criminal convictions for marijuana possession in 2009. The judge pointed out that the man was 4 years old at the time. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

LMAO. Ok. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

if inflation is down why is Trump bestowing the presidential medal of freedom on the men’s hockey team goalie