I'm eternally grateful to the friend that gave me a dubbed cassette of ETK, with various other Stereolab tracks added on the end. Crazy to think that it only took them 18 months to follow this with Dots and Loops.

It is really weird to me when people don’t like reading and books. I get not having enough time to read. I get wanting to read more, but there are just too many distractions around you. Obviously, I get having disabilities that make it difficult to read. But just not liking books? Who are you?

few things are more shattering than looking around for your cup of coffee only to remember that you've already finished it

It doesn’t count as robbery if we don’t take all of your money…

I say this every year, but: The uni students I'm teaching are thoughtful, intelligent, will make everything they encounter better. With a new addition for 2026: They deeply hate AI.

The dullest J.G.Ballard plot line ever.

Tories are just negative about everything. Oppose everything. Complain about everything. Pretend they are not responsible for all the failings they caysed from their 14 years in government. They have short memories & think we do too. But Communities Secretary put them straight!

Hey Lovable, write a defence for copyright infringement after you ripped off the data from a private company that had done all the research that you used to populate the app of dog friendly pubs.

Evening tuuuunnnneeeeeee🩵

I should like these fuckwits to have to broadcast Fox & Friends from a floating platform in the middle of the Straits of Hormuz, like Fred the Weatherman in the Albert Dock.

I know several ship captains with Master Unlimited licenses who have piloted the largest vessels on the oceans and they are—to the man—the most risk-adverse people on Earth. They are responsible for dozens of lives and hundreds of millions in assets. 0% chance any sail through Hormuz for a while.

It’s almost like the UK’s right-wing press doesn’t actually reflect public opinion but instead the fevered imaginations of a very small group of sociopaths.

CEO Of Teddy Bears Inc Cancels Picnic, Announcing “We Are Not Standing For This Fucking Bullshit, Man. Also If I See So Much As One More ‘Live Laugh Love’ Poster Or Giant Living Room Wallclock I’m Going To Smash The Place Up.”

Fucking hell. Jello had a stroke 🖤

Nationwide outbreak of bone spurs incoming?

Please have a play. You are a raven. A creature of myth and legend... or just a big bird, your choice. Eat the gods! Dance with a Dracula! Take Edgar Allan Poe to Alton Towers! Ruin a Zumba class! Drive the M4 w a mythic princess! Get very lost & end up in the wrong game! j2gb9g9f.play.borogove.io

We went on holiday to Scotland most years, and my kids would always be on the prowl for Broons / Oor Wullie annuals.

I had Scottish Grandparents who lived in Lancashire so I got the annuals. They also got the Sunday Post and kept all the comics for me!

Hey ChatGPT! Can you make me some crude oil please? What do you mean you can’t? I thought you could do everything now? You useless piece of shit.

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got. Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean? Last line is especially ominous

I DON’T WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK I want to continue being a lady of leisure

Why do advertisers think that showing terrible people using their products will make me want to buy it?

The BBC is more than news. More than opinion. Yes, it's news reporting is fucking spinning around desperately but the BBC is not just news. To say "we no longer need it" is sad as it cuts off the arts, sport, local news and community support, new voices, comedy, drama, the many tv & audio channels

I have cackled like a filthy drunken sailor repeatedly at this

Jason Daniel.

Also by Hannan: “the blue eyed sheiks” of Icelandic Banking will save us (2004). Brexit will be a huge success and we won’t leave the single market (2016) “Covid won’t kill you” (2020)

😂

Morning joy

It’s only welfare if it’s small amounts that keep you just about alive (barring the odd 10 bedroom council house outrage).

Now just replace “other countries” with “right wing media” and we’re almost there.

Didn’t we get similar headlines about respirators early on in COVID? That lead to fuck all?

omg, nailed

I’m reminded of this comic almost every time I check LinkedIn

Challenge for those who believe they are conscious. Explain how consciousness works.

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"

Tubeway Army’s first appearance (all monochrome and underlit).

Those saying ‘has Farage even considered war with Iran will result in more asylum seekers arriving by small boat?’. Of course he has. He doesn’t really want to stop the boats. He needs them for his grievance politics and to persuade the population to support policies which will harm them.

Put my cat on my lock screen. Did not expect something like this to happen.

Today’s mood. Sing along kids! m.youtube.com/watch?v=kEXl...

Also, fuck Boris Johnson ruining words like “piffling”.

For me, it’s this. It was in a cottage we rented one holiday. What a fantastic feel good choice.

Fuck me, that’s utterly hilarious. Hoping that at some point he said “don’t you know who I am ?”

Michael claims to be Welsh which is weird because I swear Mr Sheen was Polish.

Beautiful

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

🔥🔥🔥wanna buy some pottery🔥🔥🔥 (I spent longer on making this than i care to admit)

The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai