Sometimes shuffle delivers

nobody complains about airplane food anymore because boeing killed them all

Don’t threaten us with a good time. It’s a predatory industry and a blight on British society

Something relevant from LinkedIn (!)

Modest proposal: BBC BRING BACK 'TOMORROW'S WORLD'. Science, tech, environment reporting are woeful currently. Something that blasts excitement about what a golden age we're in of discovery (vaccines, computing, space exploration etc etc) but can also be a trojan horse for warnings on climate etc

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

She tortures them, just because she can. Sim Elon has no mouth, and he must scream.

Overpriced Rump!

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Similar, but a little cabin on a beach.

ECHA regulatory update meeting.

I think I'm going to steal terminally bubbled.

I literally published an article in the world’s most prestigious science journal and wrote several books. If that’s not enough and doesn’t count as being part of the debate on this stuff you are terminally bubbled and need to touch grass

Meanwhile in #Portland

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#totp earlier this year of them doing Lucky Man. Looked like he'd put a 20 foot exclusion zone between him and the rest of the band.

I think that's short sighted. They'll need someone to clean the toilets.

Unpopular opinion: I really hate it when people are late.

Makes me feel less guilty about our dog (Greg, RIP) catching a fair few when we were out on walks.

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

It's nightmares they can't escape.

very late to this, but enjoying it enormously youtu.be/vCzQZj9PEhI

Accurate

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Grateful Slaves

Based on this obviously we've got enough already. As long as we keep getting a steady stream of celebrity cosy crime everything will be fine.

So what's their plan? I can't believe that they are simply pivoting in an attempt to get to some of the success of ReFUKs grievance campaigning. So they must have a plan - right?

And setting up a sovereign wealth fund that would be controlled by KCIII and TPOW.

Just leave me on the pavement outside while I wait, it's fine.

I bought a gnat after working for two weeks in a meat factory when i was 16.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

what an odious cnut

WHY DID I WATCH THIS?

Everything is horrible, and politics is nothing but a cauldron of despair, but even within this Robert Jenrick sticks out for his unrelenting vileness.

Had a fabulous tour of Skara Brae at twilight this summer. What an incredible place.

Badge of honour. AI evangelists are some of the worst people out there.

if that HIGNFY Euan Blair fuckup had been about a right-winger it'd have had full front-page scandal coverage in the Mail followed by frontpage coverage across the board for the next week, days of "BBC in crisis" headline coverage by the BBC, and parliamentary questions about Tim Davie's future

"INSPIRE"

We can't tax billionaires, because they might take their tax avoidance to another country. But we can drive out brilliant people who do much-needed work, contribute to our society and culture, pay tax, create jobs, and have done nothing wrong. That's fine, apparently.

dont think I was ever referred to as a French Hornist.

You can either have it one way or the other. Not both. By the way Israel aren't Jews. Many Jews will tell you that.

What a beauty!

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Changed to a hybrid last year and would never go back.

Aintifa

History repeats.

Who’s a little twit? You’re a little twit!

We live near Chrome Hill which has a famous double sunset at Midsummer.

Not enough motherfucker in this quote for it to be Miles.