Local then takes them to the Pioneer Square underground tour to keep them in line.

Me, seeing everyone praising Jo Adell’s three home run saving catches in a game the Mariners lost 1-0:

they should do this on the pitt

it’s without a doubt this heater from @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social

Instead of watching that HBO Harry Potter show, might I recommend another HBO series instead? One focused on fantastical creatures called "Italians" and set in the faraway land of "New Jersey"?

Crystal clear evidence

sorry i just skeeted a half dozen times i just saw a dem call me a coastal elite for living in one of the greatest cities in the world and i blacked out

we must abolish the senate in its entirety if we ever want a true representative democracy

so many of the tourists i see in my job are from the midwest and are amazed at how beautiful the city is, how nice everyone is, how queer friendly. every day i see someone seeing it for the first time with stars in their eyes. elissa can retire to fucking idaho and shut the hell up

i regret to inform you that this is very sexy of the pope

first off — this is a great question. and of course i come in for a rabies shot due to a rat bite and actually i’ve contracted the bubonic plague

An underrated Miyazaki classic #LGM

i was literally just chilling but thank you??

shoutout to the woman i just saw drive by texting with a joint in her mouth

SO happy Venezuela won but may I just say that the mariners had a player in all of the final four teams so I could have been happy for any of them (except, of course, the fucking freaks on team USA. total losers the whole time)

really funny that the twin generational legacy of millennials is "cringe wokeness" and "binge drinkers"

the most “you are not immune to propaganda” i’ve felt in a while is how badly i want in-n-out after seeing michael b jordan there

JULIOOOOOOOOOOOO Robs Aaron Judge of a HR

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason

puerto rico originally wasn’t sure there would even be a team this year, and then they had that walk off in san juan. how can you not be romantic about baseball??????????

This is literally cooler than anything I've seen in any baseball movie

cannot BELIEVE what a year PR is having. bad bunny AND a walk off home run AT home?????????? fucking wepa

i’m sorry but it’s so funny that sam reich had to do an interview because people were so mad about the rookie. kim, there’s people that are dying

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

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the olympics ended and this whole website immediately got annoying again. hoping the paralympics will make it so i don’t have to hear about the Main Character whose name I have muted for at least another two weeks

We are trapped in the belly of a horrible machine and the machine is bleeding to death and also winning gold, baby

Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

shoutout to the japanese guy who just won gold with his partner in pairs ice skating who found out they won gold and just burst into tears while she clearly made fun of him, lmao

“why are AI haters all so staunchly against it? shouldn’t there be NUANCE?” well it’s probably because all pro AI people talk like this fucking loser

get these damn cameras off ilya malinin!!! let him have a breakdown in private!!!!!

the only things i’ve learned from this olympics so far are that 1) biathletes are incredibly messy and 2) shaun white’s gotten fine as hell

Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode

#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

the patriots went 51 yards in the first half??? LMAO is that good???

“im not familiar with bad bunny but..” i mourn for the lack of baddies in your life brother

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

i can crosspost this, right? julien davinos is just like me for REAL #criticalrolespoilers

hey @mayorofseattle.bsky.social could you come pick me up

has anyone tried just stripping bovino of his spike vest so a hawk or owl can solve all our problems? just a thought

anyway YOOO LET’S GO MOTHERFUCKING SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!

Perhaps the enduring image of this game