My rotation is Sam’s Clues - Quordle - The Loop - Revealed - 4x3 - Smush I’ve been trying to find satisfying replacements for NYT Games because I cannot justify giving that DEEPLY evil company another dollar, and fortunately 4x3 and Smush are GREAT for the Connections/Spelling Bee urges

good lord. harper needs to be suspended and the offices where fan duel operates need to be [redacted]

Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today

troubling ........ not content to simply get Folarin Balogun back from his red card suspension, the FOX desk is talking about how the USA playing in Seattle will provide them a "12th man" in tonight's game tonight. this of course would be a massive breach of FIFA rules and regulations

eating a hot dog, leftistly

happy birthday hotdogs

i keep hearing people in her district be like “we know she sucks, but it’s the only way a dem would win here!! it’s better than a republican!!!” and i have to say — is it really???? IS she better than a republican???? how often does she vote party lines? i only ever hear her doing this dogshit

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

having blocked three to five of the most annoying posters on this website makes some discourse days really confusing. making myself log off instead of figure out what’s happening is an act of self care

as a committed centrist, it saddens me that both parties are falling captive to their extremes - the right to insurrectionist cultists who want to invade american cities, and the left to socialists who want better bus service

i’m eating macarons and gelato in pioneer square while live jazz is playing. what a day

in regards to my last repost - Seattle greatest city in da world

an australian fan just did a shoey on the big screen and the mariners set off fireworks after he finished it

just found out whats in cheetos. pretty scary! but you know whats more terrifying? they put a freakin cheetos in the white house

i was just watching the world cup match and thinking “god, it must be miserable to play in this heat” because it’s a whole 85 degrees in Seattle today, and then i remembered one of the teams is literally Egypt. i think they’re gonna be fine

Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick

@glumbells.bsky.social let me in 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ i’m trying to send you a dm

people in the comments are really mad about this idea but unless you specifically tell me not to tell my spouse i am 100% telling my spouse. neither of us are going anywhere else with it, but both of us know. i don’t know what else to tell you

my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs

bro i hate spring. i’m taking a claritin every morning and still have snot running out of my face all day. end my suffering

Fearne🌿 #art

Happy Pride 🌈

old people love to have their phone’s ringer volume on the highest setting and then not be able to find it as it blares for two solid minutes

i feel crazy when i see people posting the inane shit google search throws at them now. there are other search engines. it’s not like asking someone to install linux, it’s literally just going to a different website. google search doesn’t work. go somewhere else!!! you don’t have to live like that!!

i love living so close to the water because i get to hear the ferries honk when someone’s being an asshole. way better than hearing cars

why are people arguing about bluesky this morning? it’s a rainy day. you could be out there getting drenched and falling ill

People will see this and reflexively QT with “me” or “me at the party” or “the mariners with a lead” etc etc. But that’s not true. This is a machine. It is unfeeling, cold, vacant. We can’t compare our humanity to this device. This toaster will never know what it’s like to be the mariners

the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

i gotta say, the amount of “trans people are hysterical/not oppressed THAT much/have x privilege” i’ve seen on this, the left wing app, this week makes me see red. you people are truly nasty. touch grass or find jesus or just shut the FUCK up for once

*You* are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. *I* am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

lrt: Widow’s Bay on apple tv is SO GOOD. sat down to try one episode, ended up watching all the eps currently out in one go because i was SO delighted by it. it’s SO GOOD. and it’s made by the creator of the “babadook vs adults drinking wine” post, lmao. all she does is make bangers

there is a throwaway visual gag in the show Widow’s Bay where there’s an old 60’s era tabletop game called TEETH and the only thing inside of it is a pair of pliers and idk how to explain it but that is exactly the vibe i’m trying to capture with my games

It’s weird to see a color-coded map showing exactly how racist the white people are in each state. Like, you have an idea but it isn’t usually based on hard data

me, a person who relies on tourists from cruise ships for about 70% of their paycheck, reading that this cruise ship got HANTAVIRUS 😰

lrt: it’s genuinely SO funny that wilson’s cutting down one of seattle’s main roads, to a single lane each way for a bus route. car-brained people are FURIOUS but it seems like the really simple answer is to avoid the new traffic by taking the bus

yeah and it fucking rocks, what of it (why is the daily mail posting about the traffic patterns of seattle btw)

little known fact is that everyone in seattle used to sound like that before amazon colonized it

this is the best website on earth by far

me: did you see the guy on the pirates who bounced a homerun off the top of the foul pole? my spouse: oneil cruz? me: oh, you did see it spouse: no, i just tried to think of who hits the ball hard on the pirates me: and you knew that off the top of your head for a team not even in our league. okay

we were so stressed about our high anxiety dog not taking well to the move, and the fucker walked in, went “oh shit, the couch is here? sick!!” and passed the fuck out. it’s been three days now and he’s not bothered at all

Trying and failing to log into Bluesky for 80 straight minutes so I can make a post about how the website is bad

logged on and had 30+ notifications, which made me INCREDIBLY stressed since I haven’t posted in 5 days, but luckily it was just bluesky being coded terribly

if they can come back from the moon on time down to the MINUTE, i do not want to hear that you’re gonna be fifteen minutes late to anything ever again

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

Local then takes them to the Pioneer Square underground tour to keep them in line.

they should do this on the pitt

it’s without a doubt this heater from @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social