everyone wished really hard and manifested a friend for sinkdog

Would you guys be mad at me for posting bulge on main. Be honest.

If you see me repost a bunch of stuff, and then inmediately remove them all only to repost the same post in my other account no you didn't

I could probably participate in toxic yuri vn jam 2 is the thing. I'm just not sure i'll have the time

Yeah, this is what a functional game looks like.

Im.ALWAYS saying this

Iiits my birthday 2dayy! E eryonw1 wish .d happy good birtbday!!!!!!

Vaguely medieval setting, maids in chstity, power hungry sadistic queen, and just a tasteful sprinkle of watersports. If these things sound apealing to you, then i am asking YOU to come read! I just updated after months of radio silence, so come check it out! archiveofourown.org/works/650410...

Call me homo erectus the way i'm erect for these homos

They should make a morning commute that doesn't suck ass and make you miserable for the rest of the day

1 WIN AWAY FROM MASTER BALL TIER AND I FUMBLED IM GONNA BE ON THE NEWS

I wish i had a cat so i could take 5 billion pictures of it lounging about, being generally adorable.

Post your warning sign

Yes, gender is a performance, and i have debilitating stage fright

What do you mean trump almost got assasinated

Okay. God damn.

Thread of tomodachi life screenshots, because i spent like 10 hours playing yesterday and if i don't share these i'll go insane

Redoing the tomodachi life thread because apparently there IS a way to get screenshots out of the switch, it's just slightly more complicated for literally no reason. Stupid company ran by stupid people. One day i will get my revenge.

Can't even log in without the server dying. I love bluesky.

God i have so many screenshots

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Oh god the eshop is chugging

Shiny ninetales in pokedoku today. Is this anything.

Get ready to battle WHO?!?!?!?

Sometimes you think you've heard the worst a conversation can get, but just remember you can always, always be proven wrong.

Ever since i was but a wee lass teachers have always been proyecting their childhood traumas unto me.

"Went out quiet, like a cowboy" is KILLING me 😭

Seeing this in the year of our lord 2026 is like being visited by an old friend.

Oof owww ouchieee.... my LEGD . Myfucking LEGS ohhh

I didn't know much about competitive pokemon a couple days ago. But now, after days of trial and error, bulshitting through games i absolutely shouldn't have won, and reminiscing on half remembered WolfeVGC videos, this is the team that got me to ultra ball tier. I will never recover from this game.

Focus band popped TWICE and i STILL managed to lose. Never underestimate my capacity to fumble.

Sorry, can't talk. Teambuilding around a niche pick in pokemon champions.

Wait what do you mean pokemon champions is out.

God it is really weird to be scrolling and see your own post reposted by someone else.

Someone need to find this link. I wouldn't want to accidentaly stumble upon it and accidentally download it, and accidentally open it up in an emulator, and accidentally play through, and accidentally take a billion screenshots of all my favoritest little characters reimagined as miis and accidenta

Good lird.

PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE IT WOULD SO FUNNY IS THE THING. LIKE BOMBING ANYWHERE IS GENERALLY BAD BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

American easter tradition baffle me. Like, you paint? Actual eggs? Like from chickens? And then hide them? Hilarious. That's some cartoon shit.

If i had goddamn penny for everytime a random internet quiz diagnosed me as autistic i'd have 2 pennies. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Genuinely forgot how fun minecraft servers could be.

I haven't finished the show yet but daredevil would be so much better if matt and that other guy would just made out

Yall ever yawn so hard a bit of saliva comes out send post

My brother is talking about becoming a fucking scalper help