DAVID LETTERMAN: incredible show here tonight, folks. krang is here. what do you think about that, Paul PAUL: krangs here DAVID: weve got krang PAUL: *plays a little bit of jungle boogie* DAVID: also, later on, Minnie Driver. and the red hot chili peppers

it is anti fascist to make lemonade in hell, to me. deleting in 3 2 1

*Snagglepuss voice* lol. lmao even.

Star Wars Q&A Book about Computers (1983, art by Ken Barr)

One thing that's going right for me: Youtube is recommending some incredibly British content. youtu.be/qMWl1_mjuNM?...

If The Leftovers was really inconsequential

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

want burger

new mascot for a dispensary up for grabs

witches: bubble bubble toil and trouble me: hell yea hit me with that good news, ladies

Now the Bill of Rights just reads “If you can read this the bitch fell off.”

A really nice tribute to local legend George Lowe (aka Space Ghost) at Monster Golf in Dunedin FL

Going to be financially ruined by this 17+ day hospital stay 😎😎😎

MODERATOR: Your rebuttal, Mr. Cuomo? CUOMO: You know, I have, these people, I have spent many times in an [eye twitching] Islamic Mask- SLIWA: [raising hand] In 1997 I Met A Vampire Inside Katz's Delicatessen

The casting they landed on is good but I still contend it should have been Sonic Ben Schwartz Tails Pally Knuckles Gabrus

Just clocked that in this song Jimmy Buffett says that he would like to fuck an alien youtu.be/jTxBgByZo6w?...

You never want to be in a hospital long enough to have to ask if there’s WiFi

McDonald's is the place to rock It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat It is a good place to listen to the music People flock here to get down to the rock music Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's~ Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's~ Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's~ Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's~

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

Lots of storylines on M*A*S*H amount to “these two gay doctors are SO. ANNOYING.”

maxell floppy disk, print ad (1984) archive.org/details/popc...

Gone Rogue -

Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*

login, magazine, cover (1994) archive.org/details/logi...

Get Spiritual Stone from Ocarina of Time, if The Beatles made it

“Best regards”

#wip idk if this portland dude has a name, but i’ve been calling him The Frog Defender™

Do the children know that one of the major characters in Fiddler on the Roof is named "Lazar Wolf"

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

The Mariner's Revenge's mum if she'd lived: I don't remember saying that. I suppose everything is MY fault then

I want to meet a Hanna-Barbera Otaku. I bet their perspective on the Flintstones is wild.

I want to frame this & put it on my wall.

Cunty Winkerbean

Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my diverticula ow

- Make American Eagle Anime - Put big boob American girl in it - Never release it outside of Japan I love anime.

Won’t somebody who can do something do literally anything to stop everything?

quoth the raven: "metalcore"

hes real

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

Did you want to write to @gavinnewsom.bsky.social in support of trans rights bills AB 82 AB 1084 SB 497 SB 418 SB 59 Okay Governor Gavin Newsom 1021 O Street, Suite 9000 Sacramento, CA 95814 Or call - (916) 445-2841 Or search "contact gov newsom" and fill out the form

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play grabass

I spent the night in the ER and Doctor Mel didn’t even show up once what a rip off

In Keanu Godot which one’s Vitiligo and which one’s Estrogen?

I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!

remember that time Jimmy Buffett was interviewed in the cube from Cube