cultivating a new deeply irritating activity of commenting on my friend's steam achievements

Incredibly cursed idea I just had: RFK Jr doing King Herod’s song

This week’s Game Changer gave me a headache (complimentary[?])

hats off to sean karolus here who I think is the only person on the internet to ever clock this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=537J... Starting around :25, that's totally where some elements of The Simpsons theme come from

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Taylor “The Tim Man” Tool

casa marina, key west, florida, 1985

God I don’t know if I’m emotionally prepared for another one of these

people are making fun of this but like there's no way these two aren't having the most fun anyone has ever had in human history

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

GINGER NO

Enjoying Muppets is a green flag because only Jim Henson enjoyers can cheerfully accept life’s chaotic absurdities and inconveniences with pure and open hearts.

do NOT stay hydrated. faint in public and take up a few paramedics' time and resources. become ungovernable

that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

they say this about me

that fuck ass Jason Segel Muppet movie

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

Orson Welles: I worked with Grogu. Not in film you see but on the stage. Brilliant performer but a cruel disgusting wretch of a soul. Interviewer: Pourrions-nous parler de Citizen Kane à la place, s'il vous plaît ? Welles: yes he did sell out his friends to HUAC, I will never forgive him for that

SEO Speedwagon

Nobody eats your balls anymore. Mr. T famously did so, Max from Sam and Max did too. It’s a shame we’ve lost that part of our culture to time. It’s a tragedy that no one eats your balls these days.

No living person has ever had a LAN party

The only thing that could improve Top Gun Maverick would be if Jennifer Connolly was my wife

Thousands are marching in Selma calling for a full restoration of the voting rights act.

Grogu to the polls

[Citizen Kane Balcony Clap]

wait this has happened to Chris Christie, this SPECIFIC thing, like, a dozen times, right?

Some will say that I've gone mad. Perhaps they are correct, but here, enjoy a 40,000-word weird history of Mario. Checked names herein: Naomi Watts, Mordito, Giada de Laurentiis, Samantha Mathis, the prophet Ezekiel, the Loch Ness Monster www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/mario-1...

My days of being pegged are behind me

Sometimes I think I’m really confident and then I remember I wouldn’t survive a caricature artist.

aerobiz, magazine screenshot, snes (1993) archive.org/details/vide...

putting a napkin over my head and consuming grogu like the ortolan bird

Today is this Space Ghost episode's 25th anniversary. I still remember the excitement I experienced upon suddenly realizing this was a new episode and scrambling to record it. I was a bit confused on the more adult tone, given this episode aired a few months before Adult Swim premiered.

I’m the ship that’s shaped like Arkansas And my hull was formed without a flaw Every detail has been reproduced On a scale of one to one

Hell yeah

Tiddy Roosevelt

My personal May the Fourth tradition is to share this, the best piece of Star Wars humor ever created. @davidmalki.com created it when we didn't know anything about Episode VII yet.

May the with be 4th you help havgin stork

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.

Around minute 94 of THE MUPPET MOVIE (1979), during the closing credits, we see Miss Piggy speaking briefly to Janice in the screening room, and the film finally passes the Bechdel Test.

something I have been thinking about a lot recently is how in the past decade the class of business leaders and university presidents have developed a completely unhinged rage and disgust towards their own customers and students, respectively

Name your topi 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only The Muppet Show The Simpsons Late Night w/Conan Mr Show Kids In The Hall Space Ghost Coast to Coast The West Wing Sports Night M*A*S*H Deadwood Nirvanna the Band the Show Buffy the Vampire Slayer Eastbound and Down Twin Peaks The Young Ones

Rigatoni is short for Riganthony

I slam in the back of my Diverticula it really hurts