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The Wiz

it’s time to lock in

I loved eeples and benenes... right up until I tried oples and bononos

I’m gonna become a regional man of mystery

#corn account Velvet Corn Soup from Chiang's Gourmet I've never had this so obviously I had to try it ...wow That texture So thick There's technically corn in it but it's mostly an egg drop soup but with a texture resembling... I want to say paste but that's wrong, it's more gummy... Snot...

it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks

wow. if i'm reading this right, people are using publicly available texts in order to profit off of stealing others' intellectual property. crazy

Humble, virtuous potato Vs Crime

my feeling is that if we are going to let AI loose we should start simple and low-risk, like criminal profiling, autonomous driving and medical advice before we let it handle complex tasks

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

(someone talks about something at a higher resolution than I'm used to) "reductive shortsight" (someone talks about something at a more abstract level than i'm used to) "handwaving hogwash"

I am an avowed fan of tres leches cake. So the other day, I was wondering exactly how many leches is the limit. There are many alternate 'milks'. We might have as many as VEINTE leches in a supermarket. That's so many leches. Here's what we find.

the bushes were people 😂

Super(snack)bowl #GoHawks

If you're trying to impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck.

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

Wife gave a sarcastic 'good luck' as if this is the first time I have stuffed a tortilla to capacity...

Tamales and Crepes? Why it must be Candlemas!

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

Went to my favorite cashier at Costco Had the card ready before approaching Had all the barcodes up and facing him (both big stuff in the cart and small stuff on the belt) It was glorious to watch him go Just doing my part to keep him on the top of the speed board

Great Tailed Grackles sitting in a tree SC R E AM I N G -the best thing I experienced in San Antonio

Noooooooo

Gigachad horse

i love eating hunk of bread with soup so much its ridiculous. chunk of cheese to eat with it? oh hell yesssssssss im so alive and i love living

The grimness of US history should encourage us. Yes, people used to send lynching postcards. And other people saw that, worked towards building a more just society anyway, and succeeded beyond anyone's wildest imagination. There's more work to be done. What's our excuse for choosing despair instead?

I've decided my weight goal is going to be my current weight + 2 lbs of popcorn shrimp.

Have seen many variations of this & broadly agree—but the part that struck me in the moment wasn’t “this is a microcosm for how America sucks” — it was “this is a microcosm for trying to behave democratically & respectfully of one another in a complex, evolving situation with things we can't know.”

Burder (With enough veg the grease is neutralized, right?)

Real-life horror thread!

The fog rolled in thick this morning #seattle

Free him

It is still January right?

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

Up, up, and awaaaay! Carrion Crow heading off. Nice to get a good exposure of a black bird against a light background. 🪶 #birdingwales #ukbirding #birdphotography

I got an education in how to make little dumplings filled with potatoes and cheese. I went to a pierogial school.

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Am I supposed to pray over leftovers? Me: "Lord, it's me again with the spaghetti..."

This one isn't as sharp as I would like but I still love this shot I got two years ago today! The vibrant reflection on the Puyallup River in Tacoma was caused by different colored shipping containers and I watched as this Common Merganser paddled right into the shot. #Birds #Nature #Photography

no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is

A story of January "I've been eating 'healthy' for a week, I'm Done"

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Incredible shot of Mt Rainier from the International Space Station. Puget Sound in the upper right. 📸NASA

"Are we sure these galaxies aren't having sex? This triggers star formation... They're giant space amoebas and we live off one of their organelles." Photo: NASA / ESA / CSA – James Webb Space Telescope

2026 beginning of the year cleaning up files on my PC and found this one a friend send me when working on some code. Every developer can relate. #solodev #indiedev #development

Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it