Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

"nobody can take a joke anymore" factoid actually wrong, average person under 50 now more aware than ever about how many injustices exist in world and feels moral duty to acknowledge them leading to struggle to let jokes touching on them just be jokes and thus the survey was highly erroneous.

14 days AND I cannot be late on my November rent.

Can we get more eyes on Juno's post?

Someone please come put me out of my misery. Either by making the pain stop or killing me, I don't care anymore

I'm at the point of literally begging the cosmos to come fix my back, or at least give copious back massages, because it fucking hurts all the time.

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Big Dick Energy now illegal in America

No SNAP benefits for November? Wicked. WICKED. Check on your people. Do what you can.

Need help! The pin is three months old but the more conditions change the more they stay the same, so I still need help!

Beside the point but whoever has been running the PR for axlotls the past few years deserves a raise. These animals were not on our radar as kids.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

NO JUDICIAL WARRANT MEANS NO ENTRY. Businesses in Portland, look after your community, ICE snatched a legal citizen just down the street from my home in NW.

It is Luddite, in the true meaning of the term. The luddites were a distributed, organized revolutionary movement targeting the use of automation by capitalists to exploit and displace skilled workers. They weren’t just grumpy about technology

god damn lmao

Republican women talking about how their male colleagues don't respect them or want to work with them will never not be funny. Like, yeah, sis, that's kinda the GOP's whole thing. You went to work in the "women're breeding cows & should only work in the home" factory. Did you think you're special?"

I could use some cash to get my cat food while I'm waiting for my unemployment card to arrive. Like, $10 or $15? Anyone able to help? My c-app is $ValravenApocalypse, my V-mo is @.Valraven Anything helps!

if there are any Earth Education programs in the PNW hiring for teaching and/or leadership roles i have 8 years of experience btw

Cuomo shut your fucking merdicane ass mouth. Columbus was a slave driving vile rapist, and literally only became a cultural hero because the US wanted their own "Founder of North America" and Italian immigrants capitalized on that to gain acceptance from White Americans.

May this deplorable administration and all its agents and enablers be inhumed swiftly

I could use some cash to get my cat food while I'm waiting for my unemployment card to arrive. Like, $10 or $15? Anyone able to help? My c-app is $ValravenApocalypse, my V-mo is @.Valraven Anything helps!

Did a phone interview with a school counselor today to finally petition for my journalism AA, and found out that because it's been so long requirements have changed and I now need to take a couple more classes. Ok, np. One is Ethnic Studies. Cool, maybe I can take a class about Japanese culture!

My cat really likes the new peppermint Dr Bronner's soap I'm using. In related news, I now live in fear of kitty claws on my junk if I let guard down for even a second.

*sigh* I guess I'm at the age where i need to consciously make sure i consume actual fibre Ugh.

Hey folks - we’re still trying to get our rent paid up, and our landlord is threatening to give us a 3-day notice if we don’t make a payment immediately. If there’s anything you can do to help, we could really use it. PayPal.me/MaeGodHaveMercy Cash.app/$MaeGodHaveMercy Venmo.com/u/MaeGodHaveMercy

Also, reminder: The US legal/justice system, on the prosecutorial end, literally works on a model of “Find the geographically closest member of the most scapegoat demographic to the incident and file charges, railroad style”. Do not let them find you being the geographically most proximal.

Ok, fellow mentally ill trans bsky girls, is this too far or something? Context- joking about knock off pussy as the opposite of "designer pussy" Like, genuinely, I don't think this is too far, but if nothing else I try to unironically be the "no it's the children who are wrong" Skinners meme

me when im on the job site

New preview of Game Changer’s extra special Halloween episode!

Feels like a good time to remind people- I'm a Satanist, wishing ill on people who harm it present a danger to me is literally the lowest tier of what my religion encourages me to do. I want people to improve, sure, but malevolent fascists can get fucked, they're not gonna improve

Woman goes to doctor, Woman: "Doctor help me, I'm terribly depressed." Doctor: "Go see the great clown Pegliacchi, the clown that pegs everyone, once you get pegged you won't feel depressed." Woman: "But doctor..." Woman: *drops pants to reveal a huge strap-on*

I for one am glad that Batman Beyond remembered what's really important in Batman stories - giving kids intense fetishes they won't understand for a decade

Just learned that Jared Leto played the pretty boy in Fight Club who gets his face bashed in by Edward Norton. New favourite thing about that movie

Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

It’s been said but it bears repeating: in addition to the people being abducted, all Chicagoans are being psychologically terrorized. Seeing feds driving/walking around and videos of violent attacks in places you know and love will fuck you up. Get ready, it’s coming to all of America soon.

You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.

Client wants more edits

Tomorrow, October 13 is the last day for California's governor to sign legislation. Many bills including most of this year's LGBTQ rights bills remain on his desk - ask him to sign at gov.ca.gov/contact and (916) 445-2841 (phone lines open at 9am)

“They ARE arresting journalists” THEN POST THAT. STOP POSTING SLOP THAT CAN LATER BE USED TO FACT CHECK THESE KINDS OF THINGS AS FALSE.

I need money for vape juice! I'll sketch up and create a vtt token of a mutant animal adventurer based on your idea for every donation! Samples of what I mean, tho no sketches of these characters yet.

I'm smart, sexy and terrifying, someone should be giving me money so i can get food and nicotine. $ValravenApocalypse [email protected]

The thing about all the people who say "I knew it!" about the various famous sex pests is, well, no you didn't. You suspected. Because the only people who knew were their enablers, accomplices and victims, and I doubt victims would be so smug.

Remember, when the gestapo come seeking their victims, you can lie to them, it's actually not even lying, because they are not entitled to know if you are sheltering people from them.

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage