Child rape is my guess.

Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few.

Matt gaetz always up for a minor chance

Dershowitz is genuinely loathsome and has been for a long time.

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition https://theonion.com/doctors-confirm-rudy-giuliani-in-liquid-but-stable-condition/

dawg what the fuck are you talking about

I assume someone mentioned this opportunity and Trump only heard “vetting models”

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

Nature is fucking terrifying.

seriously considering no longer paying attention to matters …

honestly offended he didn’t even bother to Thank Me for My Attention to This Matter!

Lol hi, I live in rural white Ohio, and I already know the answer to this: anyone less dedicated to extremism. This is why Republican primaries are such a big deal around here. 😕

Whatever Trump can do to weaken NATO against his BFF Putin, Trump will do.

Alex Jones has created a justice system wholly unto himself by threatening judges and anyone in his way with the very threats that bankrupted him — unrelenting harassment of innocent people and their families. It will work as long as the courts let it. Remove this stay. Give these parents justice.

This is not an exaggeration. Alex Jones is allegedly bankrupt but has an infinite well of dark money to pay lawyers, sell pills, and harangue judges and the parents of dead kids. This stay must be lifted so we can take over, and I hope journalists look into where he's getting and stowing his money.

it’s always fun to watch these dopes brazenly lie … until they’re under oath

I guess maybe it landed in a salad which was then eaten by that one guy.

the killer in me is the killer in you, your honor

See, the thing about justice is, people need it for a society to cohere. If the state doesn’t provide the justice people require, then it invites vigilantism and balkanization.

hold up

I hate the fucking Beach Boys.

I don’t think the White House Correspondents Association Dinner is a ritual that defines democracy

the creative process

I can see why this film won so many Academy awards.

It sucks that the biggest threat to humanity is also the luckiest person on Earth

Germans tried to wax the big H like 42 times before he finally suck-started his own Luger.

Damn this footage is crazy! (sound up)

Ending every business email now with "AND FUCK YOU IF YOU WILL NOT DO THIS."

A US special forces soldier involved in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro was arrested for allegedly betting on that operation, netting him $400,000 in profits, according to a person familiar with the matter. www.cnn.com/2026/04/23/p...

I am cautiously optimistic that this whole deal is going to be very funny.

"POLIO IS NOT 'SITMAXXING'"

It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.

Me: Do you think Gritty and Grimace are cousins? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

I’m glad I left.

Looks like the prosecutors couldn’t make it stand up in court

Trump says his life was better before he became president. Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president… Everyone’s.

I think before you build an Arc de Triomphe you should be able to identify at least un (1) triomphe

Too much of existing right now feels like watching a cousin getting back together with their abusive boyfriend, and knowing there isn’t much you can do but let them learn a lesson the hard way.

There‘s more than one of him. In fact there‘s Millions of him. The Schumers and Pelosis of the Party hate young people and hate minorities and especially hate young ambitious women. They hate the younger generations and want to be in power forever. They will not mentor or pass the torch.

*Darth Vader running his helmet thru the dishwasher*

Right, it's just ridiculous. Whatever he is/was inside, it's clear that he'll only ever do what it takes to keep himself safe & comfortable.

If you ask for a birthday celebration from your waiter, I think the restaurant staff should be able to throw a flashbang on your table and have you arrested by SWAT.

It's almost as if everything Trump says about the negotiations bullshit and everyone who believes him is a cultist or a moron.

Yeah, that’s going to earn an instant follow from me.