Surprised they didn’t replace the olive branch with a little girl’s ass.

Yub yub. LOL

even The Hustle Bitch is asking questions

I doubt he even knows what it means, honestly. Which does not remotely excuse it, it just speaks to what a complete cosplayer this dude is

This is gonna be a Hose-Sucker summer, on account of all the siphoning gas.

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

Get fucked, Jeremy Carl.

Oh my god no! The Iranians were developing Trump's healthcare plan.

Trump did not announce a U.S. policy then walk it back. That is not what happened, and media presenting it that way does a disservice. Trump said words he thought might appeal to his audience in the moment, with no connection to actual policy, then did that again with a different question/asker.

Fucks’ sake. Even Kaiser Wilhelm II wasn’t this erratic.

2026 stylecast OUT: chunky sneakers IN: sleeker profiles à la adidas samba/gazelle/japan OUT: ultra minimalist jewelry IN: siphoning gas

This is an important fact that everyone should know: Real rednecks historically were and should be antiestablishment socialists who hate cops. This guy explains it more brilliantly than I ever could

this made me cackle all the way through

The guy who designed the DHS Sex Plane

Prediction markets, like crypto, like AI, are simply just another large-scale expression of COVID trauma among the mangerial class and now they're using them to turn a fucking war into a pyramid scheme they can scam each other into investing in. www.garbageday.email/p/sorry-babe...

every day i lament the fact that we are not hitting back at the fascists with all the strength they come after us with. and then more.

Refund the money directly to taxpayers. Those businesses will get it back eventually. They just have to bootstrap themselves.

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

The American Dream is to become the boot instead of the neck.

We fucking hate AI being crammed into everything. It’s the worst. We don’t need to be wrecking the environment and making GPUs and electricity super expensive just so we can have a virtual asshole that’s always wrong.

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

as a drummer,

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

We can add “properly sized shoes” to the growing list of means of transportation that the Secretary of Transportation is scared of

QAnon was the pedophiles the president was friends with along the way.

Yes. War, famine, and disease ride together. This is bringing the coat-tails of war without the coat.

Weird and erratic. Otherwise known as how he behaved in his goddamn confirmation hearings.

In the late 1940s into the 1950s, the US sought to ideologically deport individuals, including those who had lived in the US for most of their lives. "Should Miss Liberty Be Deported?" is a pamphlet in 1950 calling on the public to help challenge these deportations. Ch. 5 in "Threat of Dissent" 🗃️

Seriously, imagine this being the second-coolest photo taken of you in one day.

they boutta find out how hard it is to get people to resubscribe once they cancel a service

Important thread.

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Pritzker is correct that we don’t even know if this is political violence since we don’t have a motive, suspect, or manifesto yet. I’m not saying I would take a bet that it wasn’t (tho I’d have no idea of ideology of the shooter), but… we don’t know much of anything yet

nobody needs to hear this more than people who aren’t on here but: wait for a suspect and a motive

Bluesky may be the one place on the internet where you can be like “my hobbies are politics and mental illness and cool bugs” and everyone is like omg follow

That note is so dirty Mike Pence can't be alone in a room with it.

Wow, that drawing and poem made my stomach drop. It’s not ambiguous… & the idea of him sending that kind of overt, public message makes me ill

Can’t express in words how big this rally in Chicago is. The president’s fascist goon squad is not welcome here.

“AI” is going to fail because even the most outrageous predictions of its impact are simply different ways to make it so people don’t have to go on the computer. and people love going on the computer

Working the ER on Halloween must be wild. Oh no! Paw Patrol is having a breach birth

An extremely NSFW spin off miniseries called Thighlander™

[Giuliani's final breath] Tell my family I loved...9/11

Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️

Sometimes I’ll be in a grocery store and a Billy Joel song will be playing overhead, and I’ll think maybe World War III should hurry up.