we are witnessing a company who thought they invented the ham sandwich realizing in real time that they sell ham, bread, and mustard at the grocery store

Personally, in my heart of hearts, I’d like to believe that John McCain worked very hard in Hell and got a promotion, and now he’s in charge of getting this sewing job done.

people will be like “don’t speak ill of the dead” when you’re just quoting the dead verbatim

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

Congratulations to everyone who thought about but ultimately decided not to be that dude’s huckleberry.

I can't wait to get back to a government of Civil *Servants*. We are not subjects.

Also just thinking about different Mitch McConnell’s legacy would be if he’d voted for impeachment and conviction. Had a chance to have a right side of history last roll of the dice and chickened out

Inside you there are two wolves, because that was a crazy tornado in wolf country.

They're not winning. ❤️ www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

At least they’r forcing National Guard guys to stand around smelling algae fumes and hating life.

The Art of the Peel

In countries that have successfully reversed democratic backsliding in recent years—from Poland in 2023 to Hungary in 2026—opposition movements made prosecuting those who have broken laws a central campaign issue.

oh, my god

Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi

started >>> going

[getting escorted off the NYSE trading floor by security for asking dozens of traders if they want some pump with that dump]

Shit. This mind bicameral AF.

You can be a trillionaire if you want, but that won’t make people who want to kick your teeth out in a gas station parking lot want it less.

I know a workout during a crippling hangover when I see one.

Thomas Pynchon is the only realist writer.

Former Ohio Congressional candidate Carl Setzer delivered a masterclass testimony against data centers on June 1. A clip:

if you’re going to the game, just remember they can require extensive screening but they can’t strip out your vocal cords. so when he’s announced (and he will be), be sure to use them.

This Gom Jabbar sucks, man.

When Hamlet said the time is out of joint, this is what he was talking about.

Other people vote, but the man voter shoots the ballot with a gun

Lying under oath to Congress should have consequences

I've been told @rooster.info has been detained at the statehouse. A source sent the video showing DJ leaving with Ohio State Troopers earlier this afternoon. No word yet on whether he's been charged, or what his status is right now.

Must be Alzheimer’s monthly infusion day.

Trump's Gestapo

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

Gilda Radner, gone 37 years ago today. On that evening, Saturday Night Live host Steve Martin, fighting back tears, paid tribute to her — with one of her classic, taped sketches. #RIP 🙏🏼

This wasn’t a valid “lawsuit”; you can’t sue yourself It didn’t involve a “negotiation”; you can’t negotiate with yourself It didn’t end with a “settlement”; you can’t settle with yourself Always call this what it is: Trump’s wholesale ripoff of America so he can pay his January 6 thugs

Uhhhhh this man is wearing a "Taylor Ham" shirt and also a "Pork Roll" shirt; alerting @billdifilippo.bsky.social and @davidjroth.bsky.social and any other Garden Staters who wants to comment on the extent to which Rob has gone from "guy we make fun of" to "guy we're putting on a watch list"

Them: we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it Me, having already lit it on fire: ok

Child rape is my guess.

Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few.

Dershowitz is genuinely loathsome and has been for a long time.

Doctors Confirm Rudy Giuliani In Liquid But Stable Condition https://theonion.com/doctors-confirm-rudy-giuliani-in-liquid-but-stable-condition/

dawg what the fuck are you talking about

I assume someone mentioned this opportunity and Trump only heard “vetting models”

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

Nature is fucking terrifying.