CasperTheFriendlyBeagle
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Who wore it Better: Royalty Vs Drag Royalty Edition
#PrinceAndrew
#BagaChipz
8 days ago
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NurseBrianRN
about 10 hours ago
i put the hot in psychotic.
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Anon Opin
about 13 hours ago
If you see "This message was deleted" on WhatsApp it's because the person who sent it either changed their mind about sending it or it was no longer relevant. You don't need to ask "What did the message you deleted say?" every time.
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🇺🇦 Old Lefty from the Left Coast 🌉
8 months ago
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this....
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺
1 day ago
Ever finish a chapter in your life and wish you’d never learned to read?
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Marc
1 day ago
Somedays I wish I had earlids.
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George The Station Cat
2 days ago
Night night sweet dreamies Take a moment to notice what you carried, what you conquered, and what you quietly survived. Not every win is loud. Not every step forward is visible. But you showed up, and that matters. Rest tonight knowing you’ve earned your place in tomorrow.
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John Collins
2 days ago
There was a time when I thought George Bush was as bad as it could get. I was wrong.
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John Lyon
3 days ago
I don't know where Waldo is. I have my own problems.
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Greg the Miller
4 days ago
(fiddler trying to get noticed) look everyone, i’m on the roof
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Adam Parkhomenko
4 days ago
Every sentence sounds like it started as a Facebook meme and ended as federal policy.
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Siege
4 days ago
Horseplay by horses should be called humanplay.
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Marc
4 days ago
I love texting because I don’t have to use any of the muscles in my face.
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Siege
4 days ago
At this point there should be sirens for when good things happen.
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George The Station Cat
5 days ago
Night night sweet dreamies There’s no such thing as a tiny triumph. If it makes your heart proud, take a moment to honour it.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
6 days ago
I'm sorry Ms Jackson I am surreal Never meant to make your daughter cry I'm a fish with one gigantic eye
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Anon Opin
7 days ago
A serious illness really demonstrates that most of your 'friends' are merely acquaintances. Your real friends, the ones who show up when the chips are down, can usually be counted on the fingers of one hand
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Joshua Samuels
8 days ago
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Rachel Boxall
8 days ago
*MAGALOMANIAC 🤔
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Who wore it Better: Royalty Vs Drag Royalty Edition
#PrinceAndrew
#BagaChipz
8 days ago
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what the everloving fuck.
8 days ago
"czech. uhhh. slovakia." i laughed. got to find the humour somewhere.
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The Tennessee Holler
9 days ago
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Greg the Miller
9 days ago
did we ever get to the bottom of what they were feeding smelly cat
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John Lyon
10 days ago
Sorry, I can’t. I have plans to not do that thing.
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Seth Abramson
10 days ago
2026, in brief
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NurseBrianRN
11 days ago
which essential oil stops people from telling me about their weekend?
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Siege
11 days ago
Not enough people have given me far more credit than I deserve.
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Danny
12 days ago
Does Aquaman get high on seaweed?
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The Tennessee Holler
12 days ago
This
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God
13 days ago
I sure do make a lot of morons.
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fesshole 🧻
13 days ago
Every now and then without talking about it, me and my husband get our tabby cat and pretend we are cat show judges. We talk about her stature and get her to stand with her head and tail out, like judges do at cat shows. Then, as if normal, we carry on with our day.
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fesshole 🧻
13 days ago
I rang in sick for work, not because I was ill, but because our cat, who has never once given me a second of affection, fell asleep tucked into my lap. There was no way I was moving anywhere.
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Siege
13 days ago
Knockoff Billie Eilish called Billie Eilishish.
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Marc
13 days ago
Some people are like sunshine for the soul . . . some, not so much
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Henpecked Hal
14 days ago
I don't give a damn what the horoscopes say, get you a girl born in February. Amethyst is one of the cheaper birthstones and if you play your cards right you can do one of those Birthday-Valentine's Day combo celebrations.
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Siege
15 days ago
Enough with this hollow shit gimme solid chocolate so I can spend Valentine’s gnawing on it like a dog with a rawhide.
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heidielisa
15 days ago
well that was definitely something but not nothing
#MilanoCortina2026
#figureskating
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G
15 days ago
I am not exaggerating: this is the most shocking sports result I have ever witnessed
#MilanoCortina2026
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fesshole 🧻
16 days ago
Opened a pizza restaurant. To give the impression we'd been around a long time, I included in all the marketing that we've been making fresh pizza since 1995. This was the year I turned 12, and remember making a pizza in a cooking class at school.
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Angry
17 days ago
Mrs. Angry: I thought you were going to do the dishes Me: should we really be talking about this? THE DOW IS OVER 50,000
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fesshole 🧻
17 days ago
I have a thing where I have to knock one out to a celebrity that's recently passed away. Kind of like paying respects, in a creepy sorta way. The Queen was a challenge, I won't lie.
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James Burrell, II🛡️
18 days ago
"Cross-Eye Kash" reads like a rebuttal track to Cotton-Eye Joe
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George Takei
18 days ago
Ooop!
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For the Love of Missy
18 days ago
If cuteness were an Olympic sport, all cats would be tied for the gold.
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John Lyon
19 days ago
This carpet is super fancy! A shag? This carpet is super! Fancy a shag? Punctuation matters.
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Adam Parkhomenko
19 days ago
Perfect
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Danny
19 days ago
The cat is on my lap and I can't get to the kitchen to prepare lunch without moving her. Does Uber Eats enter a home and deliver to a specific room?
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
19 days ago
MAGA: “Songs should be in English” Kid Rock:
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺
19 days ago
adorable if literal: raining cats and dogs
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Finally caught up on the halftime show and honestly it made me feel like I was on holiday! Made me smile, I just enjoyed it - I didn't need to speak fluent Spanish to do that. Good job
#BadBunny
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