These are the two optimal types of Baseball Name.

my roommate remarked how she already likes living with me because i bring a willingness to solve problems (minor little household annoyances) that she otherwise ignores so i would just like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that you can in fact just do things. do not accept discomfort.

Let me call into @wtyppod.bsky.social cowards

Timeline cleanse with a silly little guy.

Job hunting right now is largely "is this a low effort scam posting?" But I'm encountering a fun new twist. "is this company asking me to take two different 60+ minute assessments to use my answers to train AI for something challenging?" High effort scam posting, but my effort.

Time to revisit a favorite @wtyppod.bsky.social Potentially first main feed appearance of @victoriascott.bsky.social ? youtu.be/1UnXsjTnk0w?...

Festus making the national news for something not in the "record setting meth lab explosion" category is bonkers, but a very good sign. Missourians are stubborn and frequently mad as hell, something I hope they're starting to direct at their politicians instead of an astroturfed culture war.

He had grown up in a country run by politicians who sent the pilots to man the bombers to kill the babies to make the world safe for children to grow up in.

tell people you love them more. family, friends, coworkers, acquaintances, people you just met. normalize that shit, you should love almost everybody

Oregon Exploding Whale Plate Lexus has to be used to people taking photos, so I had no shame here. Not the first time I've seen this car and hopefully not the last.

I'm yelling. I love the Disrespect Contraption

Excommunicating him on the 15th would be the funniest thing the Vatican has done since convicting a corpse of perjury.

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

Distant Great Grey Shrike yesterday. #birdingWales

I’ll remember you were here

Eisenhower

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

As an architect, this is so fucking bleak. Someone in my profession is taking a hefty design fee to draw these plans. This is a modern day concentration camp and the design professionals involved should be named and shamed.

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome

Feel like complete shit, just want her back.

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day

I don't think it matters whether or not Alex Pretti had a gun www.theverge.com/policy/86745...

Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

Heads up to those who don't know: you can disable auto play for videos on here. I didn't know until the videos circulating of Renee's murder made me sick to my stomach. I think it's important for as many eyes to see what is happening from all the angles, but it needs to be intentional.

Our initial analysis is up. The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot. He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

Way too angry to sleep.

I don't know who made this, but I love you

David Bowie Christmas Tree Kimono, 1971 Kansai Yamamoto

today i found what is probably the sickest vintage pocket knife to ever exist

We spent some quality time with a color changing squid today #caribbeanreefsquid #reefsquid #squid #colorchanging #chromatophores #cephalopod #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #bfi #noaa #aoml #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity #glennnevis #coralcityfoundation #ccf #kbcf

unironically i think we could have prevented a lot of this by not letting anyone hold any of the highest offices in the country unless they can pass the united states citizenship civics test, at minimum

POV: you are giving him a little kiss on his forehead

I walked and drove over this bridge approximately 6500 times in 20+ years before noticing the bridge had a good name. Miracles are all around us.

Victor Sweatt (American). Exodus.

Me and some friends have drawn this onto the walls of some ruins in rural PA multiple times (using waste coal)

people who say “why do we need [fine arts, humanities degrees, mid-budget films] when they don’t make a ton of money?” are insufferable. why do we need chrysanthemums? why do we need bonfires or baleen whales or the color blue? we just do. we just do.