I don't need a AI to read a PDF with my flight details. Weeeeeeeee as we whizzz down the trough of delusionment.

This if you saw trainspotting, the second one if you understood the words.

If all you need is 3xCDJs + 2x technics, + 3 external USB channels, a digital connection in/out to your computer, mic, 2x headphones sockets, fx aux i/o impecable analog sound, & the best resonant filter on the market by fat: the Allen&Heath Xone 24c is a great way to save space in the booth.

I have suspicion that The Virgin Mary was a queen bee: She was clearly haplodiploid.

How's your pres?

Since @grokofshit.bsky.social, to err is no longer human.

I feel like Lily does about the subject. No limit to PMs power is a worry, with Nigle Farage on the scene it's a crisis.

stellabelle.medium.com/the-origins-... Old but good read. As Epstein himself says. "Most people don't realise how dirty Trump is"

Times are a changing: walked down crack alley on boxing day, no pipes, no tinfoil, just a load of whipped cream.

I love the way they swear in Spain. Social norms and censorship that prevent swearing are an infringement on your freedom of speech.

Funt fact: You can uses cookies on your website without having to put that cookie warning up. It's only needed if you do nefarious marketing stuff with them. Many people don't know, and add the warning anyway. But most times you see that pop up the site owner is a cunt, selling your data to corps.

It's 10PM do you know where your glasses are?

No LEDs for xmas, these warm the house up!

FUCK GOOGLE AND FUCK 2FA. Yet putting my life at risk because of swatty spotty twatty security bods. that have no IRL , and don't realise that having access to your data gives you far more security than you will ever get from a Google hiding your data away. FUCK 2FA

Pub quiz 2050: Which US president was a known pedophile and over 200,000 rape babies were born while he was in office? For an extra point, who was his AG?

Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive

@jetbrains.com hey guys Kotlin is cool but are you writing any Java? Spoke to few co-workers today, it's not just me. Intellij for Java is continuosly fucked and can't compile Java. Old versions were stable. New versions are just broken. I have an alias for find . -name .idea | xargs rm -r

There are 10 festivals you hace to do before you die. Carcassonne you have to do just before you die.

If you use Desktop Linux you control silly things like this

The Brits don’t mince words.

Charlie Brown may not have hoes, but Linus has been balls deep in every truck stop hooker from here to El Paso.

Sooo ChatGPT5.0 just deleted early chats of mine, I suspect dark forces are in unhappy as the truth engine is rolled out. Top tip: to save your work with a long chain of prompts backup your chats locally. Manage your chat setup scripts. (generic style, tone & experience prompts) it's a copy paste

The Amazon Google and Microsoft clouds have become a ripoff pretty quick. This is how much a vps costs monthly to do cloud stuff yourself. Half decent anti-trust law would make vps and onprem the only viable solution for most workloads. And public clouds have huge amount of maintenance downtime

I understand the point of 2fa, but can one of the factors not be.. "I signed in yesterday from the same fucking computer, logged in as the same fucking user, and nothing has changed between now and then"

I could be a morning person if morning happened around 1-2pm. I’m only a morning person on Christmas.

Last post accepts no comments even after reposting. Some people do t understand aí still. Which is worrying

it's so funny that all these economic pieces are like 'could it be that silicon valley has made a bad bet?' and then the bet is that a text prediction software will achieve consciousness

Rat Queens: highly recommended if you like strong female characters with inter-species sex, drugs & violence. (yes, inter-species drugs is a thing)

@jetbrains.com I miss the days when context sensitive help was sensitive to the context and helped. Instead of the AI ramblings of an LLM. Idea can no longer find Java imports quickly.

Microsoft have owned swiftkey for 15 years now, and it's still not possible to type e.g. or n.b. Or p. S. Uneducated yanks can't handle a bit of bit of Latin Q.E.D

"You can't put lipstick on a pig" , they say. Because they haven't met the right class of pig & those pigs don't give a fuck what they think.

For once, AI shows a little humility

“I gave my life to Christ in the Cracker Barrel parking lot” sounds like the filthiest euphemism I have ever heard.

We are contacting you to inform you of a precautionary notice regarding product compliance related to a purchased item:: "Donald Trump Roll Tissue Joke Fun Paper Tissue Gag Gift Non-fading Nontoxic Dustless Prank Creative Bathroom Toilet Roll Tissue" ::Illegal Product Fascism is alive and well

You can guess what happened next. The duck billed platter-puss

Title: Learn how to dodge bullets. Step one: take the fucking taxi

Possibly the best largar in the universe?

The world will fail because of sickofans : Trump did a metal competency test that he "aced" and to this day thinks it was an IQ test.

The world has a few evil bastards that use violence to bend to world to their will: but there work is overshadowed of late by those who use law. While Trump is simple a narcissist: Pam Bondi is dissolving the rule of law, the consequences for USA and the environment will be fatal.

Climate change was sent by a creul God to force us to talk about the weather.

Motherfucking wind farms… #cdnpoli

imo, if someone believes some races or ethnicities are genetically inferior to others, that person has revealed a weakness of mind and character that casts extreme if not irrefutable doubt on their other ideas. why would i expect them to use more rigor on, eg, housing than they do on human nature?

Making a website using Portlets. HTML merged w apache ssi, no iframes. asp, jsp or struts backend per dev choice. Frontend 960 grid w jquery & underscore. For extra perf bash 3.2 scripts in cci-bin in apache layer. No worries about shellshock, apache is in a chroot jail. Web1.0 was a ride.

It's that easy.

How come "I'm on the ame bloody computer um Always on" not 1 pretty good factor in 2 factor auth 🙄

Aged Mum asked:so I checked the news... There is nothing new, Trump is still a cunt, hurting people every day. Enabled by GOP. Israel is still unfathombly evil. There is no news. 😥

Ever noticed there are more wasps about? This is because your town council is killing birds Especially pigeons Nature provides a balance, your local MP buggers it up because they think they are clever. If they were clever: they would have got a proper job. Or done the one they got, properly.

I just met someone who claims she walks dogs. Every dog I ever met walks itself. Humans are by and large, fucking useless.

Superman and E.T. Are the same story, but superman was tall and caucasian, so he was not deported.