Some big implications for journalism, too, where reporters often mistake trending posts as a reasonable reflection of public opinion.

We have heard you, we are listening, and we promise that during the Welcome to Night Vale live show at the Riyadh Comedy Festival for which we are being paid 3 million dollars, we will be shaking our heads the whole time to indicate we are against all the murders and abuse and stuff

Oklahoma fans are making hype reels for hand surgeons, get on their level

Trump continues to prove he is a pathetic sack of shit.

I will never get tired of watching mascots body pee-wee football players, especially Blue. He is a menace.

What a photo. ( @staceywescott.bsky.social )

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://theonion.com/fearful-americans-stockpiling-facts-before-federal-gove-1819579589/

Many nephews are just uncles in caterpillar form, when you think about it

This Week's Onion Magazine:

Those without honor are almost always hypocrites, but do not think that exposing their hypocrisy will thwart them. Double standards are their weapons, wielded gleefully against those who attempt to maintain honor and fair play. Do not abandon your own principles, but know when your enemy has none.

Michigan students: Please do your reading before Wisconsin. www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/hoo...

Biff Poggi reminds me of Fred Flintstone.

A polite bigot is a bigot nonetheless. A true warrior knows that courteous words do not dilute the poison, but only serve to conceal it until it has spread. Civility in the service of hate deserves no polite response.

would rather be in a hammock right now

seeing parents understandably concerned about their kids being radicalized online but this is very much something under a parent's control

"SOVIET MILITARY CAPABILITIES S-100-18-85 BOX 2 OF 2," slide 20 of 29 [gallery]

Be the lawyer on the tarmac in whatever part of your life and work you can be right now.

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- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

her dumb ass can't make a profit NOW while generative AI tools are cheap and subsidized. this company has no path to success. BtB gets more downloads in 3 months than her whole company did in two years. there's no shortcut to actually paying someone to make something good.

Unluckiest ump in the entire country.

Football is much more enjoyable when your team is winning.

Underwood is averaging 10.3 yards per attempt on non-screens. He has two very long legs. Try shit.

I do not like Michigan’s play calling.

good boy

Football makes BlueSky much more fun even if I don’t join in the posting. Cultivated a great crop of follows, minimal attention-seeking hot takes, and quality discourse.

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

I can't believe this asshole had it right all along.

“Jubilee for Fair Hooker”

got his ass

"The Republican Party has a long and proud history of producing the nation’s finest male cheerleaders. In the past 50 years, more Republican presidents have been male cheerleaders than seen combat."

Helicopter is not heli+copter, it's helico+pter

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

at the state fair today, I cheered when a guy made a shot on the fairway hoops game. He turns and asks if my kids want his prizes, which they happily took. After he walks away, the guy running the game says “he’s won 20 or 30 today and just gives them all to kids” legend shit

Man that took AWHILE

let's get a higher res version of this floating around

I'm guessing the former KGB officer who rose to power on top by killing a bunch of Russian civilians doesn't understand the question.

Sherrone Moore being suspended for Games 3 & 4 this year and Game 1 next year makes no logical sense, and it's kind of the perfect ending to this saga.

That's ten times what the federal government has ever spent on sex changes for trans people in prison btw

Hail to the Victors!

List of Big Ten football programs that have had games vacated by the NCAA: -Ohio State -USC

I have to admit that under the circumstances, “I did 15 months in Iraq while you motherfuckers were in middle school” is absolutely a bar

My alma mater's athletic department practicing Shut the Fuck Up Friday brings me joy

it finally happened www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...