if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

I think this counts as an honor duel. - Declared his need for satisfaction - Honorably stated his intentions - Confirmed them - Accepted the opponent’s terms - Ended hostilities when instructed by local sworn authority (school cop)

I don’t know what this is called but I’m pretty sure it’s the cure for male loneliness

It's going to be wild when Paxton gets the GOP nomination in Texas, loses in the general, and the Dems miraculously grab a 51-49 lead in the Senate in November . . . . . . and then Fetterman switches parties in December. www.wesa.fm/politics-gov...

well

The world would be a much better place if assholes caught a right hook now and then.

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Morning.

It's Judy Blume's birthday. She's 88 today. Back in 2013, she said, "It’s not just the books under fire now that worry me. It is the books that will never be written. The books that will never be read. And all due to the fear of censorship. As always, young readers will be the real losers."

There is zero chance he knows what sanctimonious means.

Not only is this what you would do if you were trying to kill a technology and a company developing it …. it's what you would do if you were trying to kill *people*.

This child died for lack of water. WHILE IN CUSTODY. Monstrous. Another CBP murder.

Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles

In a normal government, this results in the resignation of multiple cabinet officials (Transportation, Defense, and Homeland Security), and the closure or (at least!) radical reorg of the cartoonishly incompetent agency at the center of it: CBP. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/11/u...

It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag

So, to wrap up today's insanity: President Trump, who is deeply implicated in a pedophilia scandal involving his best friend, the sex trafficker, sent Attorney General Bondi -- who only has that job because Trump's first choice was also implicated in a separate pedophilia scandal -- to the House...

I can't think of an attorney general ever showing this much open contempt for Congress before. Not only would most of them think this kind of conduct was beneath them, they'd have known that the Judiciary Committee chair, whatever the party, would never stand for clownish antics like this.

This dog is being called a "real-life Lassie" after helping find a missing 3-year-old boy in Kentucky. “I don’t know where the dog came from,” one officer said. “But it was a blessing from God that day.” We think the dog deserves some credit too, so we're awarding him our highest honor, a 15/10

I gotta say, "the Pentagon uses a high powered laser to shoot down a party balloon" feels like enough symbolism for awhile. all full up thanks

If you saw today's headline that Gallup will stop measuring presidential approval, they did the same thing in 2018. They do it whenever Trump is president.

sigh

Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.

But, the Republicans told the media they were drawing down! And as everyone in the media knows, Republicans only tell them the truth and must never be questioned or thought liars.

Imagine a President bulldozing 1/3 of our Historic White House pocketing $300 million and that doesn’t even crack the top 100 most destructive, vile, disgusting things he’s done, yet here we are

Have to confess, if you had asked me which institutions would prove to be formidable against the threat of fascism, I would not have guessed grand juries.

It's so funny (and on brand) that literally any Dem who grew a spine and treated these fascists like fascists could achieve almost God Emperor status in the party, but instead every single one is like "I'm just a baby, I'm a little guy, please give me $5".

Kind of shocking how much respect I’ve lost for Tim Walz in all of this.

Bad Bunny broke these people

they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

Not going to lie, this is happening faster than I predicted, and I’m glad that it is.

I'm shorting the resurrection and I have a hedge on whether he'll return with big naturals. I'm over-leveraged on rapture default swaps, though.

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

i don't think this will be treated as the insanity that it is

SWALWELL: You said you wanted to see a deportation process that was 'like Amazon Prime but with human beings.' How many times has Amazon Prime shot a mom 3 times in the face? LYONS: None SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back? LYONS: None

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to gain access to Michigan’ unredacted statewide voter registration list. Another BIG victory for our clients and voters. Another stunning defeat for Pam Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/michig...

Eviction moratorium now @governorwalz.mn.gov

This teenager saved his neighbor's dog from drowning in a freezing pond. This is Bernard. His family contacted emergency services right away, but high school senior Hugh Pinneo got to Bernard first. Hugh said he's "just glad I acted that day and saved the dog's life." We are too. 12/10 for all

Sens Jon Husted (R-OH) & Bernie Moreno (R-OH) both got big payments from Les Wexner and then on cue started to disparage investigations into the Epstein files. This is how the corrupt system works.

Bloomington police announce arrests in sex trafficking bust: "Rashad Johnson out of Maple Grove. This is the most disturbing arrest that we've had here. He is a backgrounder for ICE, Homeland Security, and federal agencies."

Ring spent a ton of money on a Super Bowl ad and now everyone hates them more than ever lol

Worth watching this in full. The statement is more powerful than this quote alone. Here is is from USA Today, with alt text. Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.

I want someone to hold accountable the depraved villains in the Epstein files with the same conviction&furiosity as @georgetakei.bsky.social’s Captain #Sulu pushing the Excelsior to the brink to save his friends on the Enterprise in #StarTrek VI. “FLY HER APART, THEN!” Justice now for the victims.

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

"This is Mia, 7 years old -- 'I don't want to be in this place. I want to be in my school'" -- Walkinshaw confronts Lyons with letters written by kids being detained by ICE

He doesn't know if the Census Bureau is part of the department he runs?! Or he doesn't know the Census Bureau establishes the poverty line? Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door

New great life regret unlocked. Why didn’t I know I could apply to be one of these bundles of grass? I would tell everyone I met for the rest of my life that I performed in the Super Bowl halftime show. www.tiktok.com/@espn/video/...

McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man? LYONS: Yes mam McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands? LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?