If you're a baby pig who likes to gamble on grain futures, are you a farro faro farrow?

NCOSE, the central group pushing KOSA and other censorship bills, not only is verified on X, but is actively using the CSAM scandal to milk engagement on the platform. X is currently ignoring age-verification laws in multiple states, but instead of boycotting, they're juicing.

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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass

"Don't eat gay cereal for girls. Here, put these huge balls in your mouth." is one hell of a pitch.

If you are a Christian, Renee Good is a martyr for your faith. And if, like me, you are not Christian but are faithful to the secular religion of America, she's a martyr for your faith, too.

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/

5. Budicao

i think these absolutely deranged right-wingers have convinced themselves that the average American believes that it's acceptable to publicly execute nice white mothers because they have pronouns in their bios i also think this is a gross misrreading of actual public opinion

The world is terrible but this bird is rad. Christmas Island Frigatebird, photographed in Jakarta harbor.

They’ll square up as long as they’re 40 feet from their building, but out in the mean streets of southwest Minneapolis, the spandex-and-granola capital of the Midwest, they just scurry away as soon as someone goes “ICE ICE ICE” and honks a car horn

As weird and scary as it is to have giant armed convoys racing around the city, they can’t actually stop anywhere for more than 15 minutes without getting surrounded by literally hundreds of furious residents throwing snowballs and ready to tear them apart. It’s just stupid

Makes me recall a clip I saw of Joe Rogan enthusiastically forcing an musician to listen to genAI music he'd prompted as he heaped praise on the model that had generated it. The musician responded, "What about AI podcasts? They have those, now." No prizes for guessing how Joe reacted.

Have we really become so woke that we’re no longer comfortable with ICE shooting unarmed women and yelling “fuck you bitch” as they die?

wHaT aRe wE gOnNa dO WiThOuT hOmElAnD sEcUrItY iF yOu DiSbAnD tHeM

Wonderful! Glad you enjoyed it. Check out WHO FEARS DEATH. Najeeba is a central character in that, too. WHO FEARS DEATH plus the SHE WHO KNOWS trilogy tells her story. 😊

we are going to win.

Realizing that I have a rare opportunity to call my colonoscopy+mammogram appointment day my Tits and Ass Scans. But I need a better word than Scans.

To be clear, they're play-fighting and also: this video improved my day measurably and I wish I'd've watched it earlier. If you haven't, fix that now.

The MAGA regime is currently doubling down on its tactical stance of “we will kill women like dogs for merely displeasing us.”

white women and queers - and people who love them - this is a good week to look GOP voters you know in the eye and ask them if they think it should be legally permissible for men to shoot you or your loved one in the head on the basis of being a “fucking bitch”

leave this energy in 2020, there's no room for this behavior in woke 2.0

Yes! Yes!! My party is in power!! Time to hit the streets and do violence to my neighbors!! I'm assuming of course that no social, cultural, or political forces, let alone those caused by my own gleeful actions, will ever tip the balance of power away from us

We wanted to understand what's going on in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby's in Scranton.

Also: you CANNOT fucking pull a gun on someone while filming on your fucking cell phone. If as a LEO your judgment is the situation has reached the point where deadly force may be warranted & you need your gun out, not having your full attention on it is at BEST depraved indifference to human life

Holy Jesus I didn't look close enough, saw the green logo quickly and thought this was The Onion and started chuckling man what have we done lol

rare to see an american politician speak in these terms and it rocks

bless you KC it is a crime this is what blew up and not the kickass skull wearing sunglasses and sneaks that I got a tattoo of bc now I have to be like "you know the dickbutt guy" and blank stares and then "the this is fine dog" and they're like ohhhhhhh

If one can believe in the passage of time, it's been 13 years since my brave little pooch did nothing in the face of chaos. Thank u for allowing him to burn. 🙆 🙇

After federal troops forced a fugitive slave named Anthony Burns back into slavery in the 1850s, one Bostonian wrote, “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.” The abuse of power radicalizes people. We are seeing that now.

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Begging credit card companies to play nice is a joke. I said a year ago if Trump was serious I’d work to pass a bill to cap rates. Since then, he’s done nothing but try to shut down the CFPB. Trump doesn’t care about affordability. Americans know a fraud when they see one.

Fascist deathsquads are enemy combatants waging war against the citizens of the country.

These videos now making their way out of Tehran are absolutely unbelievable and truly, some of the most important moments history. This is a still of one of thousands of events taking place right now across Tehran, where women are taking their veils off and burning them in mass in public.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.

I'd bet anything she's not even surprised. We've all got that one family member that, if their mugshot turned up on the evening news, we'd just give one another The Look.

got a phone call from my father tonight, first asking how we were doing here in portland, and second, ranting about how he saw people killed at kent state, and third he and his extremely religious wife talking about renee good as a martyr, these people are late 70s oklahomans

One reason the vibes are bad on your Bluesky feed is because everyone has decided their time is best spent criticizing Democrats over every chickenshit thing!

NEWS --> Reps Eric Swalwell and Dan Goldman are introducing a new bill to strip ICE officers of qualified immunity, making lawsuits and prosecutions easier. They also say agent who killed Renee Good should be prosecuted in Minnesota. They break this news on our pod: newrepublic.com/article/2051...

one very obvious best-practice for living with people who are different from you is: do not shoot them in the face

the right wing smear machine has apparently found literally nothing on Renee Good besides that she was politically liberal they're not even able to pull off "she's no angel" because it seems like she actually was an angel

“In true Trumpian fashion, Noem, Vance, and other administration officials have gone as far as to refuse expressing any remorse or normal human empathy for the death of a mother who leaves behind a toddler.” Critcally important read by @justinglawe.bsky.social in @atrupar.com’s PN:

So Wagotabi, a language learning game I gave myself for Christmas, has fully cracked to code on me the same way DuoLingo did: by making this shit competitive. My favorite minigame is "Saeki's Kanji," where you match kanji/hiragana/images/definitions. Determined to get in the top 500 globally.

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.