the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding

CABO VERDE CABO VERDE CABO VERDE

Adam Kurtzman "Giant Golden Hand" 🏛️ American Visionary Art Museum

Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”

This is legit one of the wackiest photos I've ever seen. A thousand memes were launched today.

this level of humidity is unacceptable to me

This World Cup halftime show lacks the nuanced sociopolitical commentary I’ve come to expect from my American sports championships

Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

death, taxes, and Chicago cops not following the law boltsmag.org/chicago-poli...

symbolism

this shit should be illegal

A "Fire ICE" campaign is right there for people who want to organize.

"Plain clothes. No uniforms. No body cameras. No identification. ICE is continuing to act with impunity — instilling fear in our communities and scaring tourists, which hurts our tourism economy," [Sen. Jacky Rosen, D-Nev.] wrote in a post Thursday on X.

Ain’t no rule

big if true, who could have foreseen

This is just Alice's Restaurant

Y’all, @atrupar.com is about to watch this speech so that we won’t have to, so PLEASE consider showing him some love by subscribing to Public Notice. It’s fantastic journalism and a fantastic value.

It's not just the cyclospora outbreak, it's not just gutting the FDA, the right is fundamentally pro-diarrhea. Vote for brown shirts, get brown pants

The Canadian wildfire smoke has arrived in Chicago

Throwback to eight years ago. A Dalek with Trump hair and tie moves up and down Whitehall.

Hell yeah there's a raccoon with short spine syndrome running around Seattle makign everyone believe in cryptids, i love him so much

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

Cole Escola’s impression of Lindsey Graham is literally just Christopher Guest as Corky St. Clair

it's hard to pick one because they're all so good lol

Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers

YOU PASS LAWS TO FORCE KIDS OFF THE INTERNET AND THEN CREATE TASK FORCES TO PUNISH THEM FOR GOING OUTSIDE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE CHILDREN ALLOWED TO EXIST???

Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 

TBF there's a 95% chance AI would've come up with Jar Jar

you don’t hate mondays. you hate the system we’re stuck in

very similar conversation I had about my mom to my aunt during her retirement party. "no, Mom doesn't hate mayonnaise, she hates GRANDMA."

Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.

Good for her!

just had a great conversation with a colleague who asked me how my day had been and the only response I could form was aaaaaaaaaaaa so then I frantically varied pitch hoping it might spark something for the rest of that sentence and let me tell you, it did not

John: cynical amnesiac protagonist George: swordsman who was betrayed Paul: big talking cat that attacks by jumping really high and landing on all enemies Ringo: spoony bard

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo and Joan Sebastian Guerrero weren't murdered because of car pursuits. They were murdered because the men driving those cars felt comfortable recklessly killing. None of this ends until we shut down ICE completely.

this is the closest ICE has ever come to saying "yeah we just murdered a guy"

With all the July model runs now in, it is very likely that 2026 will see the largest El Niño event since records began in the late 1800s – and potentially by a truly mind-blowing margin. The median estimate is now 3.6C, roughly 0.8C hotter than the prior record (2.75C). www.theclimatebrink....

God I need a taxidermied alcoholic raccoon so bad

Fantastic practical explainer + breaks down the ways taking a sledgehammer to our public health systems was bad, actually (big if true) yourlocalepidemiologist.substack.com/p/explosive-...

Don’t know who to credit for this. But it is how I feel.

everyone has that one guy friend who is so serious that you're constantly trying to break and make him be silly with you

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/36524 『抱きつきシリーズ ガメラ 大怪獣空中決戦』5月再販予定。 "Gamera: Hugging Series - Giant Monster Aerial Battle" is scheduled for re-release in May. #ガチャポン #gachapon

That’s exactly what a GHOST would say! I ain’t buying it.

I think I might have killed Lindsey Graham