vote for me I will ban all non rescue helicopter flights

lol just got this too

Can confirm, I saw and heard them too

I hear so many helicopters I don’t always even check into it but yeahhhh things are active today

oh dear

I don't know, but we just had 3 flights of helicopters go to and from Camp David - which is exceedingly unusual. Something's happening.

Can confirm, I saw and heard them too

“Not for rinsing or washing,” they said. (Seen at Union Station.)

Brutal but accurate Reuters headline 👀 finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

In celebration of May Day and the radical history of the working class, we've put together this Class War Reading List. See you in the streets tomorrow!

Check out this absolute unit. #giftlink www.wsj.com/lifestyle/sa...

"how do you guys expect Trump to incite violence safely if he can't make everywhere he goes into a bunker???"

it's my weekend, i'm going to watch griffin mcelroy play majora's mask wrong, this is a problem for future me and i hate that idiot

Baudrillard would have loved this

If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's

Is there someone dead in the lobby or is there someone in custody? Was the person armed or not? Did he make it into the ballroom or not? Usually there should be a pretty wide grace period on finding this out, but there are literally hundreds of reporters in the room and nobody knows shit.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Social media, 2026.

I only wanna hear about that dinner if it happens or things devolve into Boar on the Floor

finally science justifies its existence

everything is cancelled until we get an explanation of the thought process here

Hey baby, I hear the void’s a-callin' Tossed salads and scrambled eggs QUITE STYLISH . . . And maybe I seem a bit confused Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged MERCY! But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs VOID’S CALLING AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN what’s a boy to do?

Genuinely crazy to me the extent to which Silicon Valley has made doing drugs uncool.

Put differently: every discipline is computer science now, but computer science is actually sociology.

Madelines are an underappreciated sweet treat. I could eat a million of them. They're like high brow Nilla Wafers

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

not sure what is more odd: that it apparently didn't crack the top three, or that it is being advertised on the DC metro

i've been an atheist basically my whole life, and used to have teenage reddit atheist disorder, which i've thankfully grown out of, which means i take people seriously when they talk about their faith now, and i respect it and try to understand it. but, like, come on. look at this shit.

I know that Leo is currently avoiding the US because he’s righteously pissed off at Trump and Vance but he should show up just for this

the announcer lady just said they'll be out in the sunshine soon "to enjoy this beautiful day on their home planet" and I lost it again

oh wait… they’re saying it’s all ohio

One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.

moon’s haunted

Artemis II absolutely BUTTERED that landing, god damn

Only in Illinois alert: Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich, pardoned by President Trump for an array of corruption convictions, has been paid $130k by ex-ComEd CEO Anne Pramaggiore to lobby Trump for a pardon in her conviction of bribing House Speaker Michael Madigan www.chicagotribune.com/2026/04/09/a...

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*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

with chicago pope it's italian beefing

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

The empathy you feel for Trump's targets is not, in and of itself, a rebellion against fascism, but we will never win without it.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

simpsons did it

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

U of Minnesota has named a new School of Nursing scholarship after Alex Pretti.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman