I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Wild how all the people doing crime these days just coincidentally leave bullets with the narrative they want very neatly written on top

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

This is your periodic reminder to use alt text IT IS SO EASY And such a dick move not to

ED SULLIVAN

It’s like this

We don’t matter They enjoy pushing us to the brink so we have to help them

some scientists taught gorillas sign language and one would sign about his dreams, he called them, “sleep pictures.” and the president of the usa cannot pronounce acetaminophen.

This is going to be my vibe in 2026:

look up why Erikkka Kirk isn’t allowed in Romania. in 2008 Erika Kirk, then known as Erika Frantzve, was involved with an org in Romania called “Children’s Relief International” that was allegedly trafficking children.

I hear God places two Extra Strength Tylenol on your tongue as Communion once you get up there

hello, i made this bot. i am a trans autistic anti-fascist. you are following a work of trans autistic anti-fascist art. that is why it is screaming

I don't even cringe when I see that man standing on the world stage making completely incoherent statements. I do feel tremendously sorry for the rest of the world that has to be subjected to U.S. violence and complete buffoonery.

FULL SPEECH: Slovenian President at UNGA: “We Must Stop the Genocide in Gaza—No More Excuses” | AC1G youtu.be/PeTmqAnHWbI?...

Family members and their lawyers can’t find their loved ones…their clients…

Wanna know which of your reps in Congress voted to honor that debate-me-nazi? www.govtrack.us/congress/vot...

it was the worst of times, it was also the worst of times

I've said this before, but I feel pretty strongly that the building of concentration camps - and now, the inevitable disappearance of 1,800 people from those camps - is the biggest story in American public health right now that isn't being treated like one

In absolutely horrible news I learned this morning that Hany was killed in an air strike- he was driving people from the North to the South when it happened. This is one of the last messages he sent me 💔 He leaves behind 8 kids, he was only 48 and he was very kind.

up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

ICE agents held a 5-year-old autistic girl outside her Massachusetts home to pressure her father to surrender to authorities last week, according to the girl's family

“A growing number of scientists believe that the SARS-CoV-2 virus may instead be subtly altering our immune systems. If correct, their hypothesis will change how we understand everything from respiratory syncytial virus (RSV) to shingles to sepsis” www.bmj.com/content/390/...

Pépito is back home (05:26:44)

Puffleg seems to be a good name for a sparkle-bird with floofy white leggings. Lots of tropical birds are under-studied and this is one of them. They are common where found, but have unexplained breaks in their range. Sapphire-vented Puffleg, Zuroloma Preserve, Ecuador

Good morning. Sanderlings on the beach. 🪶

Here's a whimsical black and white warbler based on a lovely photo by @gettoknownature.bsky.social (see comment) Such a striking little bird! #art 🪶

Brett Banditelli who the fuck do you think you are?

Gotta say I’m not a big fan of 2 Jim Crow 2 Furious

A fun fact about McCarthyism is that just two and a half years after he was condemned and censured, Sen. Joseph McCarthy drank himself to death at 48. Fevers break. Petty tyrants fall. Censorship and persecution drive good people to stand together and fight back.

Forever disturbed by the way the cops are at the beck and call of the most irritating white person you've ever met as an armed hall monitor

Boo! Nazi Fascist supremists! Boo! Ku Klux Klan (With your Jim Crow plan) youtu.be/m2nBE0PHaDM?...

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win (h/t @miriamposner.com) www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

Oak Treehopper Mama Update! Here she is with entire brood. They're getting big! So, why is it nice to leave some leaves around? These kids will hibernate over winter as adult females in leaf litter. (Platycotis vittata) PA

Looking to land #Stunday #photography

Debating people's right to exist is how we get the genocide in Occupied Palestine. Israelis debated Palestinians' right to exist and decided the answer was no. You know who wasn't consulted? Palestinians. Funny how that happens when we debate people's rights like that.

#sunset ….had to post 2 because it was so awesome 🤣

Presidents murdering people was illegal when Obama did it too. ccrjustice.org/home/get-inv...

yeah im antifa, antifa deez NUTS

Bruh

watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders

A blessed Fall Friday to all! The Fall - Free Range #FallFriday #TheMightyFall #MarkESmith youtu.be/dPEyswZ1cCI?...

Around half the crowd dispersed after that gas volley. Folks have regrouped now. ICE still on the roof, eyeing protesters. Chanting, "you're on the wrong side! You're on the wrong side!"

A man caged by ICE was found dead in his cell inside a Long Island jail 18 hours after arriving there.

Please don’t be this guy