Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

showing them all the new metal gear ray on a tanker ship

#100HorrorMoviesin92Days 75 - Death of a Vlogger (2019) I watched Graham Hughes’ (@factionman.bsky.social) Hostile Dimensions earlier in this challenge and was eager to see his earlier film. It is excellent! Imaginative, clever and funny. I look forward to seeing whatever comes next. #HorrorSky

*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.

Placing a single banana on an ape’s grave

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

The smart, unsettling "Death of a Vlogger" blurs the line between paranormal and performance while weaponizing online smear culture. #foundfootage #foundfriday morbidlybeautiful.com/found-friday...

The smart, unsettling "Death of a Vlogger" blurs the line between paranormal and performance while weaponizing online smear culture. #foundfootage #foundfriday morbidlybeautiful.com/found-friday...

Everyone is insane.

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

there are probably a handful of more evil politicians in the world but i know starmer tops the list of the most pathetic

There’s one policy that Democrats could run on that guarantees they’d sweep back into power: making .webp images illegal

Just Sight and Sound referencing Hostile Dimensions 🤩🤩🤩

“Pitched between Christopher Smith’s looping Triangle (2009) and Graham Hughes’ Hostile Dimensions (2023), the wonderfully inventive, self-referential Bulk creates the universe(s) from nothing” @antbit.projectedfigures.com reviews Ben Wheatley’s Bulk #EIFF2025 www.bfi.org.uk/sight-and-so...

"a sophisticated (maybe) ghost story for the age of the internet": @factionman.bsky.social's manipulative mockumentary DEATH OF VLOGGER (2019) is on @shudder.com UK from today. Highly recommended. projectedfigures.com/2020/06/07/d...

i’ll never get over how blatantly and proveably lying is one of the best political strategies of the modern age

they all love doing this. they are demons who get pleasure from torturing their fellow citizens. they cant wait until they get to just start blowing our brains out and fucking the hole right there in the middle of the street

has anyone noticed that labour came to power but they have kept doing the same kinds of awful things as the tories. i noticed that

How did we get an entire corporate and political world full of scumbags and bastards, all we did was incentivize that behavior at every turn

as someone who’s been successful at rehabilitating self-professed incels into becoming decent people that also get laid there’s really just 3 secrets to it: •get them to be kind towards themselves & others •teach them how to be genuinely interested in someone else •use elemental weaknesses

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

“Please express yourself through art” 🥰 _one week later_ “No! Not like that!” 😤

An eloquent image: Setting aside the content under the tarp for a moment, teens were asked to make art expressing what it is like to be a teen, and the end result was a mural wrapped in a tarp by adults. I bet a lot of teens would find this expressive of their experience.

Mind in the 90s when you’d be watching channel 1, 2 or 3 and if a programme finished early they’d put on a wee surprise cartoon like Tom and Jerry or a Goofy short to fill the time before the news. That was nice.

The United States summed up in two headlines.

They finally made the milk from that hotel

it's why they 'oppose' trump so half-heartedly, but spring to action to try to stamp out any movements happening to the left of their position. they know how to use their power to oppose their enemies, but their enemy is not trump or the republicans, it is you

'why don't they see that mamdani is popular and his policies will help people..." they do see, they understand that, and they don't want it. they're in politics to stop things like that happening

the actions of establishment democrats are intensely confusing if you start with the assumption they are trying to win elections & help people, but immediately understandable if you start with the assumption they are trying to make the rich as disproportionately wealthy and powerful as possible

Your life in the US is not improved when someone is deported. Their lives, however, are shattered. They don't just stop existing. If you have never considered what happens to someone when they are deported, it's time to start. This is a cruelty made of stupid lines drawn to divide ordinary people.

Perfect film

AKIRA (1988, Katsuhiro Otomo)

The Substance (2024)

OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification

individualism is the greatest societal cancer we have ever witnessed, the root of almost all rot in todays world

Same energy

Always remember:

Graham's work is fantastic, if anyone is looking to invest in a film, his is the one to run to.

Anyone wanna finance a found footage movie?

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

That’s not the rule and you know it.

making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs

Hostile Dimensions (2023) A couple of bloggers search for a missing graffiti artist who seemingly vanished mysteriously, they discover her mystery is linked to a door that opens into random or not so random dimensions. Found Footage styled movie made with masterful brilliance.

every college degree has only two pathways for careers for example, if you get a degree in psychology, you can 1) help poor and underprivileged people: $30,000/year 2) research new ways to make people gamble even more: $700,000/year

Just saw the new Final Destination. Loved it. I have at least three ideas for an interesting sequel. Hollywood hit me up if you want to make many billions of dollars.

Allow me to bitch about something no one but me & some people watching @netflix.com care about for a second. I loved THE DEVIL'S PLAN S1. Really difficult gameplay for really smart people & a dog fight of a triumphant finish. Season 2 is...not that. A fun, smart gameshow has been ruined. How? /1