Imagine things being so bad that you've decided to try and trade off Jared Leto's popularity.

There aren’t many perks to heatwaves as far as I’m concerned but my gosh, I’m going to get through some laundry this weekend.

Coolest squad announcement EVER youtu.be/2umUvkWzzxw?...

Does anyone else, in response to their pet giving a random whimper, meow, or bark, lovingly respond “I know” when in fact, not only do you *not* know, but you haven't a bloody clue?

On the tube

I keep forgetting it’s a bank holiday weekend coming up and then feeling delighted every time I see Monday off in my calendar.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took

Tiny fan is having its first charge of the year, ready for the incoming stupid weather.

Check your antidepressants as well, there's a wide variety affected by temperature

This is also the case for HRT; any oestrogel needs to go live in a dark, cool room once we get to 25°C.

The UK is so very unserious. How is it controversial to say that you shouldn't be drinking at work?

I’m not saying it’s karma for poaching Thomas Frank but …

Bad day in English football for cheats i suppose.

Anyone but City. Lovely stuff.

Noel Gallagher leaving early, lovely to have one's prejudices confirmed.

When even the mayor is basically “fuck Spurs” 🫣😂

Holy, and indeed, moly

Trump is trying to replant apartheid.

World Cup 2018 - Not holding the ball Euro 2020 - Holding the ball World Cup 2022 - Holding the ball Euro 2024 - Not holding the ball

It’s past 11am and I’ve not had one Teams message #bliss

I’m a woman of simple joys; like seeing a new Piccadilly Line train in the depot today. Get those air con’d babies out ASAP TfL.

You break this news during the Arsenal match and want me to assume it’s not a tactic?

Properly FUCKING HELL. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Good news this. A welcome consequence of the Renters' Rights Act, though one that is creating some short term pain for renters.

Nobody here needs me to tell them not to do this but Jesus Christ in a Cadillac do not do this.

Minions on the screens at the gym today really got my heart rate up due to giggling.

Can’t imagine why 🤡

Called it

Don’t let the media fool you; there were more people at Wembley today for the cup final than there were at Yaxley-Lennon’s little march.

Seems odd getting *so* worked up about a screen at what is *allegedly* a peaceful protest.

Amazon have opened auditions for the next James Bond - free with your next delivery of Prime (sponsored by Andrex ads placed at randomly inconvenient moments). 🧻🔫

Sad to see reports that the great David Burke has died. A fine actor with a wide body of work on stage and screen, including the Wilmer Sherlock Holmes series, Armchair Thriller, 2 Ghost Story for Christmas films, and, of course, as an impeccable Dr Watson to Jeremy Brett's Sherlock Holmes.

Can you imagine if Sadiq Khan ever tried anything like this? They would hound that man out of the continent. bsky.app/profile/anna...

People will be like ‘Bluesky is all academics & historians’ & I’ll be like, ‘You mean the people who enthusiastically tell me the coolest shit I ever heard?????’

Not the ice rain again.

It was for his security, remember. The house has a door you can close.

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Amazing timing, absolute chefs kiss shit. Is someone plotting this?

Undoubtedly (in our opinion) the best of the trilogy, Richard Linklater's BEFORE SUNSET (2004) shows at the PCC in a newly added single show next Wed 20th May at midday from a 35mm print. In the lead up to our huge BEFORE TRILOGY showing next Fri 22nd May. 🎟️: buff.ly/ttIdypz

Roses are red Existence is fleeting Time is too precious To waste on Wes Streeting.

The shuffle the weather is on is fucking nuts today

C'mon #Boro. Do it for Ted.

My friend who used to say the final stage of corporate greed was demanding to be loved is never, ever proved wrong.

Busy week for George Fouracres #SNLUK

The train chase bit coming up klaxon...

Expecting a scorching Wes Streeting impression from Jack Shep on #SNLUK this weekend.

Did I vote for labour. No. Do I like Keir. No. Do I want him to resign. Also no. Thats the problem with labour theres so much petty in-fighting it’s such a turn off. Fight over the leadership again and you’ll end up with a right coalition getting in.