AN ABSOLUTE HOWLER FROM DONNARUMMA. 😳 Gianluigi Donnarumma takes too long on the ball and Kai Havertz deflects his clearance into the net!

'we have got a testimony from one child saying they just scroll endlessly' oh okay. so tell them to stop doing that. why do you have to sell off my privacy rights to palantir bcos one child told you some fucking bullshit one time? poe-faced prick talking to mr. super mullet. what tl am i even in?

I laughed

Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts. A trans woman enters the room. Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts. Fucking clowns.

I see the Greens are opposing (checks notes) foreign capital controlling public utilities now

So I'm a freelance journalist specialising in renewables. I write about this every working day. They are saying that large solar farms should be community owned and/or deliver a range of benefits for local communities. So, no they are not opposing solar. Read the article.

It's always the same angle. Someone dangles some keys in front of her and her line is "only 30% of those involved in key dangling are women. We need to empower women to get more into key dangling"

Official theme song for 007 First Light, written and composed by Lana Del Rey & David Arnold is available now. Listen to "First Light" on your platform of choice. lanadelrey.lnk.to/firstlight #EarnTheNumber #007FirstLight #LanaDelRey

Watching her descent into grifter has been so disappointing.

OH GOD I LOVE IT! We get a new Bond theme and @davidarnold.bsky.social did the music and it’s Lana finally and AAAAAAH! 😍😍😍 youtu.be/fA82c4YkAZ4?...

Anthony Gordon open to leaving Newcastle this summer. (Luke Edwards)

Bernardo Silva has announced that he will leave Manchester City at the end of the season.

The new Massive Attack x Tom Waits track and video are worth a listen and watch.

Harry Maguire has been handed an extra one-match suspension and a £30,000 fine.

Girl with the dragon tattoo 🖤

Official full-frame IMAX shot of Godzilla 🔥

Shouldnt we be hearing from an actual creative and not whatever this guy is?

🔴 Reform-Run Kent Council Sells Off Antony Gormley Sculpture Nigel Farage’s flagship council has quietly sold Two Stones, one of the sculptor’s earliest commissions, as part of a wave of publicly owned art disposals that critics call “shameful” bylinetimes.com/2026/04/14/r...

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#Deathwatch Blademaster done 👍 I’ll do the snow and ice on all their bases at the same time. Also got transfers on the way for numbers. #KillTeam

IMAX? Oh let’s fucking go.

'Godzilla Minus Zero' details • First Japanese project filmed for IMAX • Ryunosuke Kamiki and Minami Hamabe are reprising their roles • Godzilla will go to New York City

Superman at rest.

they can fuck off, we love the Royal Marsden in this house, i object to their objection

NIMBYS need hobbies. And evidently, a soul. Pass it on.

I have seen a lot of NIMBY selfishness in my time, but "my convenience matters more than cancer care" is a new low. Quite seriously tempted to email them and tell them as much.

Sending my warmest wishes to everyone in London’s Tamil and Sinhalese communities celebrating new year today. Happy Puthandu and Aluth Avurudda.

Still working on my Deathwatch Blademaster for #KillTeam, nearly done though!

Fat chance, a lot of the commentariat are still treating Lattes as a metropolitan elite thing. Also vegetarianism

Steven Madow captured this awesome close-up shot of Artemis ll engine, using a Panasonic GH5 and a Lumix G Leica 50-200mm f/2.8-4 lens. This photo was captured at 1/8000s, f/16, and ISO 100. Beautiful (and not BS AI) petapixel.com/2026/04/03/h...

I’m confident that a bewildered face and swearing at ducks is a solid foundation from which I can grow a successful campaign. I look forward to winning your full support. #Taskmaster

There are so many cases like this that this isn't even the one I was looking for to post. The system is designed to protect rapists.

Spent most of my day off building #BloodAngels for #KillTeam and watching Final Score.

Wasn’t them, was with me the whole week…

This reporting is extremely thorough and the allegations are horrific. Swalwell’s attorney is trying to undermine this woman’s credibility by saying she kept working for him afterward. It’s tired victim-blaming rhetoric. She was 21 when it started. I believe her and I hope she is okay.

First trailer for ‘The Punisher: One Last Kill’ ☠️ Releasing on Disney+ May 12

PAHAHAHAHA this is like willingly dating an absolute scumbag and then HE breaks up with YOU

if you see this post a character from Spaced

Your president is killing your country

Israel’s bombing of Lebanon after US-Iran ceasefire prompts condemnation

labour are way too corrupt to take sensible measures like this.

I’m probably the first person to ever say “dumps like a starship” right?

IMPORTANT ARTEMIS II HOT SAUCE UPDATE Thanks to Carlie Kollath Wells’ reporting out of Axios New Orleans (which I confirmed via email since there are two versions of the article out) …. WE HAVE OUR LIST. It’s these 4 pictured, plus Heinz Hot Taco Sauce! www.axios.com/local/new-or...

Spain and Italy have demanded explanations from Israel after the country’s soldiers in Lebanon detained a Spanish United Nations peacekeeper and fired warning shots at an Italian convoy.