Erm, can we keep Westlife and Atomic Kitten apart please, there'll be trouble... (Hang on, why were Westlife there? They didnt perform...?) #totp

Well I'm watching Atomic Kitten with a big smile on my face. Good pop tune, bit of fun. #totp

Atomic Kitten version 1.0. Baby kittens! #totp

PROPER BO! Come on, Kes. #totp

Mario Poo, more like. Right, lads? #totp

This is it now til Christmas, lads. Bloody Cliff. #totp

Shut the fuck up, audience #totp

At last something Christmassy in December (Cliff aside). That's what we want, In June. #totp

Alice Deejay with their song #totp

Thursday #popmaster 33 / 33 / 3 M People

Special guests are Mis-teeq then, as predicted by me about 10 days ago #bgt

Sorry kid but that says "Sihile" which isn't a word #bgt #bgtfinal

Apparently the lyric ISN'T "free in my trestle". Who knew? #totp

Did Cliff just tell someone off for cheering during the song? Twat. #totp

No one asked for this, Cliff. No one wanted this. It was shit. A shit idea, for no one. Fuck off over there. #totp

It's about no one in particular, really. "Justine....Justine Frischmann....from Elastica...who I used to go out with" #totp

Glamma Kid! Shit, there's a name I haven't heard since, well...1999. He's no Apache Indian. #totp

Robbie's off number 1 but they never got to do the other A-side. #totp

I spy the brilliant Chris Sharrock on drums #totp

Oh this was when the 'Phonics started getting a bit whiny. That first album was great. #totp

Bring back curtains hairstyles, I say. All lads these days seem to have weird curly do's. #totp

Ricky Martin filming the dancing girls as if he's remotely interested #totp

Hi Fran, little tip, write songs within your vocal range. Just a tone down would suffice. #totp

New entry at 22 this week, Primal Scream with Swastika Eyes. They were on, right? #totp

6 points for a bonus, Rich. Jeez, it's only Monday. #popmaster

"Bugger boo!" #totp

No recollection of OnePhatDeeva but that's literally ATB's set from last week #totp

Not the first song to hijack the Millennium thing, because of course Robbie did Millennium. #totp

Eternal after they'd bullied the other two out and came up with this shite #totp

All together now... FUCK OFF HUCKNALL #totp

Theakston and Turner again? Is this just last week's show rearranged? #totp

And at 63, Ooberman with Tears from a Willow. Play that you cowards. #totp

Maybe I should listen to The Jam's original of Carnation. Never heard it, was never intrigued to hear it in 99. #totp

No one doing the "oo-ah oo-ahs"? I mean, good, obviously, but surprising #totp

10pm til I Come #totp

Thursday #popmaster 27 / 30 / 2 Marillion Really Living the Loco with that score.

Stop fucking clapping along out of time #bgt

We were spared Adam Rickitt, at least #totp

That was all rather lovely from George. He was good, wasn't he? #totp

"Twice", Ann. The word is "twice". #totp

Dont think I've heard this Charlatans track since 1999. Not their best. Do West Country Boy, ooh arr! #totp

Here's Jordan Knight with "This definitely isn't a Justin Timberlake reject" #totp

Hopefully this is the last of Eiffel 65 although they do have a habit of playing previous number 1s. Oh, and audience, SHUT UP. #totp

Liam's got a beer! That you can legally buy, from a shop! #totp

And Alan White on drums. This is basically Oasis ft Steve Craddock #totp

Rock Chick Melanie C was OK but I think she's better suited to poppy disco stuff like what she's done recently. #totp

Macy Gray klaxon #totp

The Village Pet Shop Boys #totp

Ok this is only in HD. My normal BBC Four covers the whole screen. Weird. Anyone else, on Freeview? #totp