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trying to quit
live 2 flirt, flirt 2 live
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Your attention please. Due to unforseen circumstances we are going to have to let it linger. We apologize for any inconvenience.
7 days ago
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Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon
7 days ago
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Post-shibari hop of shame
8 days ago
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jenny tightpants
11 days ago
getting drunk off my ass and sending emails to linguists that say shit like "is it possible to have a spelling bee in chinese?"
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just a heads up, they're upbraiding your ass in the severe headmaster groupchat
13 days ago
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50s gangster: still won't sing, eh? Charlie, give this stoolie a bit of chin music. (pow kablomm kapow, spits out tooth, etc etc) Oh we got a tough guy do we? OK Charlie, why don't we play our friend here a little
16 days ago
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"Actually I love being tied to this mast" -Odysseus sailing past the island with the sirens who make you cope and seeth
20 days ago
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November Kelly
about 1 month ago
The Enthusiast’s Guide to Military Operation Names: AMERICA: drink nine jack and cokes and throw these darts at the 9/11 Memorial Wall of Portentous Adjectives. Feastables Presents Operation Enduring Hubris
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foaming pipe snake
about 1 month ago
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victory through tenderness
about 1 month ago
also sex is just de facto problematic. trying to make it squeaky clean and politically righteous is also a form of repression and shame. one of many Protestantisms unfortunately
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demons then: demanded blood sacrifice, tried to have sex with you demons now: make you say "i'm the CEO of killing myself" 1 million times a day
about 2 months ago
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to the tune of hall and oates "your kiss": your tits, your tits look rad as shit
3 months ago
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ceej
4 months ago
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
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Byronic Commando
4 months ago
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
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The Onion
5 months ago
Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups
https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
6 months ago
once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
add a skeleton here at some point
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Miles Klee 🦉
6 months ago
OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
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caylen
6 months ago
a “Space Force”, if you will
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The Washington Post
6 months ago
Scientists are using mushrooms to create sustainable insulation for housing in Alaska’s extreme climate, which sees parts of the state swing from minus-78 degrees Fahrenheit to 100 degrees throughout the year.
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Are mushrooms the future of insulation?
Scientists in Alaska are working to develop a sustainable and affordable fungus-based solution for insulation.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solutions/2025/10/28/alaska-fungus-mycelium-insulation/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social
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Chris Person
9 months ago
You had better not be thinking about deconstructing masculinity, that kinda thing will get your ass beat in these parts.
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victory through tenderness
10 months ago
apropos of nothing
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
11 months ago
Philip K Dick correctly predicted how annoying the future would be, and I think it’s because he was a Bay Area guy
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Haus of Decline
12 months ago
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laura [Hyperlink Blocked] cavegift
12 months ago
Godspeed You! Gay Idiot
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Forensic Meteorology is this anything
12 months ago
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Chris Person
about 1 year ago
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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸
about 1 year ago
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 year ago
Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!
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Haus of Decline
about 1 year ago
Madonna-Whore Buddy Cop Comedy
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Josh Sawyer
over 1 year ago
gm
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The People's Antitheist
over 1 year ago
American Thanksgiving is actually based on an older late november holiday called Fuckmageddon Cumpocalypse 199X
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well well well
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over 1 year ago
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Chestbursty
over 1 year ago
I just want what any guy wants: to be crushed to death by Julie Andrews driving a monster truck
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The Strokes... more like the Pulmonary Embolisms haha suck it Julian
over 1 year ago
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oh boy, time to make my famous saurkraut and lutefisk pizza. would you be a dear and grab me a shovel
over 1 year ago
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over 1 year ago
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tag yourself
over 1 year ago
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multiverse theory was invented by frustrated comic book writers, and now an entire generation has commitment issues
over 1 year ago
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
over 2 years ago
Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
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Me when I lose my twentieth consecutive game of smash
over 2 years ago
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captain bleach
over 2 years ago
okay okay OKAY i’ll rank all the Shakespeare plays 1. Nice Night For Fucking 2. The Parallax View 3. Comedy Central Roast of Queen Elizabeth I 4. Romeo and Juliet and Ted and Alice 5. Untitled Richard Burbage Project
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over 2 years ago
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Celeste Labedz
over 2 years ago
I'm a geologist and this isn't cute or funny. Rocks only climb trees like this when they're very stressed.
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merritt
over 2 years ago
tfw i meet the buddha on the road
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
over 2 years ago
>looking for a new workplace >ask the receptionist if their workplace is business or bureaucracy >she doesn't understand >pull out diagram explaining what is business and what is bureaucracy >she laughs and says "it's a good workplace ma'am" >apply for a job >it's bureaucracy
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