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video evidence of THE FUTURE:

You can throw the word "inasmuch" into any sentence and instantly sound 50% more intelligent, and nobody will even call you out on it when it's meaningless. It's amazing!

For the very first time in existence, humanity's eons of suffering has borne fruit

This is among the very first image search results for Nilus the Sandman

finally found that white boy that stuns with perfect mandarin

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Staff picks: The Art of Not Giving a Sh*t The Tao of F*ck The Assh*le of C*nt A F*ck Sh*t’s Guide to C*ck B*llshit in B*tchtown T*ts and C*nts a H*story *ssf*ck Holiday A People's History of the United States F*ckbrothers meet C*ck Sh*t uptown D*gd*ck vs C*ntface A C*nt’s guide to C*kes P*nis 2

"slather yourself in animal fat and lay in the sun" is the kind of thing a trickster wolf in a fable would tell someone to do before eating them

From #InfiniteDanger 17 (The Mask/The Moon): Scout's Honour. (For the horizontal video-inclined.)

This podcast is astonishing. Highly recommended.

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Video evidence that bats provide NOTHING to nature, get rid of 'em!

Women= Nostalgia Chick Black People= Spoony Puerto Ricans= Rob Walker Liz Cheney= Marzgurl Republicans switching= unselfish Nostalgia Critic Normie Dems= Cinema Snob Progressives and Unions= Todd in the Shadows

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

video evidence that once you achieve enlightenment, a glowing aura starts coming out your pelvis

video evidence that HE DID NOT KILL HIS WIFE:

Imagining a character called Boss Hague, who's exactly like Boss Hogg but Dutch. I figure the Duke Boys are some sorta war criminals

THIS MARTIAN IS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE MAKES ME WANNA MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING!

"Check out my new controller, Fred!" "Aw Barn, don't tell me you got suckered into one of those cheap little Sabertooth Tigerz controllers, those thing barely even work! You gotta get a REAL Claystation controller!"

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This conflicts with Nightman canon: as Nightman's brain is attuned to detect evil, he would likely not do this and would instead use his anti-gravity suit and holographic powers to immediately uncover the Epstein connection

With a completed season under its belt, Infinite Danger is now officially "binge-able." Now is the time to give this show,"the Juice."

Frame stitch of Kaba laying in a heap in the Neuron's hold. From episode 2 of the anime series Kaiba (カイバ).

With a completed season under its belt, Infinite Danger is now officially "binge-able." Now is the time to give this show,"the Juice."

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John Horgan, I'm real sorry you're dead and I respect that you were the BC premier but you are wrong

Have you listened to the latest episode of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social yet? If you haven't: find out all about this Tim Heidecker-lookin' guy, miracles and how actors can do Christian TV without the world at large noticing.

#InfiniteDanger 17 Preview:

Ok but why is this drawing of Einstein hard asf

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Thanks to @dubudavid.bsky.social I am now the proud owner of a period-accurate CD single of Ai no Tenshi. It’s so perfect, even down to the half-assed art direction for a D-list idol group. Is this the first we’re hearing that it’s the theme song for visual novel PC game called High School Memorial?

Had to put my controller down mouth agape at the student store background music in Mana Khemia

I believe in "First as Tragedy, then as Farce," but Iraq was already a farce, so what the hell comes after that?

Rupert Pupkin's New Years Rockin' Eve

The final day

Sometimes I think about this Marisa