yeah no

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair

when will I be allowed to use em dashes again

(Jerry Lewis voice) I'm FAAAAAWWWWWWLIN' I'm FAAAAAAAY-din' I'm duh-ROWWWWWWNIN' WHOA-NO, Dean, help me to BREEEEEATHE

I really do unironically feel like this all the time

Have you listened to the latest episode of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social yet? If you haven't: find out all about this Tim Heidecker-lookin' guy, miracles and how actors can do Christian TV without the world at large noticing.

Apples and oranges. More than different leagues, different games.

sound on

I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.

Education Con-nec-tion

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#3157 A helpful tutorial

Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

SHORTY CHOSE TO BE WITH A DEMON, SOUNDS LIKE HER PROBLEM TO ME, HA HA THIS WEED WILL HAVE YOU IN PURGATORY, SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE OVER AND OVER AGAIN

BRANDED TO KILL (1967) Seijun Suzuki's greatest film (according to this poll) A hit man tale. Hunter becomes hunted Kept on my toes in all phases...narrative, staging, and camera placement Also, funny, surreal, and brutal Good times had 2 Sight & Sound votes, Critics

unsure if my favourite part of tinseltown mall's own description of itself on its website is that it's "architecturally designed" or that it ends its list of food options with "pizza stores, Chinese restaurant, etc."

Wow it does look like Tim, and this show also looks like something Tim would produce...

Me, a website writer who gets paid $9 per article: "Gorge" yourself on this thrilling sci-fi feast! That's right, The Gorge on Apple TV+ will fill the hole in you! Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography. Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous

I'm in my Floop era. Gonna start living like Floop in Spy Kids. Thinking I'm gonna be like Alan Cumming's character in Spy Kids. Gonna go Floop mode on em. Looking to get some Fooglies like Spy Kids Floop. Searching online for a purple paisely overcoat like Spy Kids 1's antagonist, Fegan Floop.

Columbo may have had Robert Culp as a killer, but only Furuhata Ninzaburo had Chairman Kaga.

HI SANDY HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL

It brings me no joy to announce that Remy "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla

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One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

Got out of Radu Jude's Dracula and apparently everyone but me came to the theater expecting a "real" Dracula movie. Among the things I overheard after the movie were "the gore effects weren't any good!"

I wanted to get in on the act

They sorta painted themselves in a corner with thos naming convention, not gonna lie

(reading a huge newspaper on the train) One By One The Dominose Fall..

Video evidence that...actually, this proves nothing:

Tonight I’m cheering for baseball

i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here

Listen today to experience IRL miracles!

Listen today to experience IRL miracles!

Finished Watchin' Xabungle

Since time immemorial, humanity has struggled with the issue of microplastic consumption

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Send for the expert. Make the call.

i think the french government is doing the right thing by calling in henri de champignon, the world's foremost private art detective

Our world and Infinite Danger's are slowly merging into one another. Case in point: